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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 4 2005, 03:13 PM (370 Views) | |
| Pulse | Feb 4 2005, 03:13 PM Post #1 |
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ORDERING PIZZA IN 2050 > > Employee: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?" > > Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order." > > Employee: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?" > > Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610." > > Employee: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302, and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?" > > Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where'd ya get all this information?" > > Employee: "We're wired into the system, sir." > > Customer: (sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your all-meat special pizzas." > > Employee: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir." > > Customer: "Whaddya mean?" > > Employee: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice." > > Customer: "What?!?! What do you recommend, then?" > > Employee: "You might try our low-fat soybean pizza. I'm sure you'll like it." > > Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?" > > Employee: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion." > > Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then." > > Employee: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir. Your total is $49.99." > > Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number." > > Employee: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit." > > Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here." > > Employee: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn." > > Customer: "Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?" > > Employee: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash. But then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward." > > Customer: "Wait! How do you know I ride a bike?" > > Employee: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up. > > Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!" > > Employee: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2048 conviction for cussing out a cop." > > Customer: (speechless) > > Employee: "Will there be anything else, sir?" > > Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter bottle of Coke." > > Employee: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. Thank you for calling Pizza Hut!" > > > |
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| monkimann | Feb 4 2005, 03:22 PM Post #2 |
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Forg Mario PWNS!
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ROFL! I am never ordering pizza again
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| Nintendo_Golfer | Feb 4 2005, 05:01 PM Post #3 |
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You got that one from me matt. Remember? (it's hilarious) |
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| TheGamer2 | Feb 4 2005, 05:45 PM Post #4 |
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Getting pizza in the furture=Impossible... |
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| monkimann | Feb 4 2005, 06:13 PM Post #5 |
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Forg Mario PWNS!
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Ya, it will be |
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| Pulse | Feb 4 2005, 08:14 PM Post #6 |
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Yeah, you emailed it to me like a year ago. :woot: |
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| Snake_Skull | Feb 6 2005, 02:42 PM Post #7 |
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Proudly humping your leg since 2005!
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lidrughl laekjfh mavlksrm dteriugn *banging head on keyboard laughing* That's too much. Strange. I just ordered Dominoes before I read this.lol |
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I know what you mean. Sometimes I just feel like I'm giving birth to a flaming porcupine on the floor of an igloo during a hemmorage attack while simultaneously being given a root canal by a blind dentist while he plays Taylor Hicks songs to old folks with overflowing bladder bags. | |
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| DiddyKongDude | Feb 6 2005, 05:59 PM Post #8 |
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OMG!!! ROFL!! That's sooo funny!! |
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| Infierno | Feb 6 2005, 06:51 PM Post #9 |
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Supreme idiot of the Universe
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...*sigh* *goes back to building a time machine* |
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| MP1 | Sep 6 2005, 06:05 PM Post #10 |
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Living in Vandy Land
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OMG! That is hillarious!(CTT's rule said I can revive old topics if I use a good bumping sentence!) Man, I can't believe my children and maybe thier grand children might have to live with that! That's so funny, good job N_g for giving it to Matt. |
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| LK | Sep 6 2005, 06:08 PM Post #11 |
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Lol! That was pretty funny. |
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| Wolf | Sep 6 2005, 06:25 PM Post #12 |
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Next stop, the Twilight Zone
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does pizza hut even deliver. and dont say "it's not delivery, its digiorno" cause it wont be funny |
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| MP1 | Sep 6 2005, 07:33 PM Post #13 |
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Living in Vandy Land
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"It's Not Delivery, It's Digiorno!" And Idk, I don't think they do. Nope, but what about Snappy Tomatos" |
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| BloodshotSkies | Sep 6 2005, 07:53 PM Post #14 |
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Dude!! That is the funniest thing i've heard/read in a long time!! :hyper: |
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| MP1 | Sep 6 2005, 08:09 PM Post #15 |
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Living in Vandy Land
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I now BSS! It's hillarious! I read it while reading throught he 'Golden Oldies" per say. |
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