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    Ordering Pizza in 2050
    Topic Started: Feb 4 2005, 03:13 PM (372 Views)
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    ORDERING PIZZA IN 2050
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    > Employee: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?"
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    > Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order."
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    > Employee: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"
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    > Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."
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    > Employee: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302, and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?"
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    > Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where'd ya get all this information?"
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    > Employee: "We're wired into the system, sir."
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    > Customer: (sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your all-meat special pizzas."
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    > Employee: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."
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    > Customer: "Whaddya mean?"
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    > Employee: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."
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    > Customer: "What?!?! What do you recommend, then?"
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    > Employee: "You might try our low-fat soybean pizza. I'm sure you'll like it."
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    > Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"
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    > Employee: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."
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    > Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then."
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    > Employee: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir. Your total is $49.99."
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    > Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."
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    > Employee: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit."
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    > Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here."
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    > Employee: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn."
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    > Customer: "Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?"
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    > Employee: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash. But then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."
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    > Customer: "Wait! How do you know I ride a bike?"
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    > Employee: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up.
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    > Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"
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    > Employee: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2048 conviction for cussing out a cop."
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    > Customer: (speechless)
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    > Employee: "Will there be anything else, sir?"
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    > Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter bottle of Coke."
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    > Employee: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. Thank you for calling Pizza Hut!"
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    monkimann
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    ROFL! I am never ordering pizza again :P
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    You got that one from me matt.
    Remember?

    (it's hilarious)
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    Getting pizza in the furture=Impossible...
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    Ya, it will be
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    Nintendo_Golfer
    Feb 4 2005, 06:01 PM
    You got that one from me matt.
    Remember?

    (it's hilarious)

    Yeah, you emailed it to me like a year ago. :woot:
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    Snake_Skull
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    *banging head on keyboard laughing*
    That's too much. Strange. I just ordered Dominoes before I read this.lol
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    OMG!!! ROFL!! That's sooo funny!!
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    MP1
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    OMG! That is hillarious!(CTT's rule said I can revive old topics if I use a good bumping sentence!)

    Man, I can't believe my children and maybe thier grand children might have to live with that! :P

    That's so funny, good job N_g for giving it to Matt.
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    Lol! That was pretty funny.
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    Wolf
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    does pizza hut even deliver. and dont say "it's not delivery, its digiorno" cause it wont be funny
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    MP1
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    "It's Not Delivery, It's Digiorno!"

    And Idk, I don't think they do. Nope, but what about Snappy Tomatos"
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    Dude!! That is the funniest thing i've heard/read in a long time!! :hyper:
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    MP1
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    I now BSS! It's hillarious! I read it while reading throught he 'Golden Oldies" per say.
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