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    Wallace Rants (A Fanfic by TheGamer2)
    Topic Started: Dec 21 2004, 07:57 PM (234 Views)
    TheGamer2
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    Ok this fan-fic is a spin-off from Fire Emblem survivor…
    It’s funny it’s cool, and it’s weird…

    By the way I got permission from the creator of Fire Emblem Survivor to post this, his sn is Draslushee… (Yay, I spelled that right)
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    The story: Ok the story is very simple my character TheGamer2 is after another character called Wallace… Wallace like to rant a lot, but TheGamer2 who also likes to rant is trying to make him never rant again, but every time he tries to stop Wallace some thing always goes wrong…
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    Chapter one: Beginning of the insane!
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    TheGamer2: I’m going to do it I’m going to take over ranting! *Puts a piece of paper on a table* with this genius plan I’ll take over ranting!! Look, and fear the uber plan of planniness! *Holds up plan*

    Audience: *Shout* NO WAY!!! YOU’RE GOING TO TAKE OVER RANTING WITH MILK, BREAD, BUTTER AND JAM!!!

    TheGamer2: What? *Looks at paper* Oh no, this is my grocery shopping list… *Turns paper over, then holds it up high*

    Audience: *Gasps*

    TheGamer2: That’s right this plan can’t fail!

    Guy from the audience: Yes it can…

    TheGamer2: *Hits the guy*

    Guy: *Passes out*

    TheGamer2: Good now no one else can get in my way!

    Audience: *Shout* YAY, IT’S EVIL LAUGH TIME!!

    TheGamer2: *Turns off the lights, and holds a flash light under his face* Bwhahahaahahahahahahahahhehehehehehehohohohohohohohohohoho!!!
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    Meanwhile Wallace is ranting his head off on a street sidewalk.

    Wallace: Back in my day we didn’t have any of these fancy fan-fics… Nope, if we wanted stupid stories to read we would have to go to the nearest library and throw the books we wanted people to read to us, at them…

    Guy: But that makes no sense at all.

    Wallace: It doesn’t have to now sit back, and listen to me rant more!

    Guy: *Sits*

    Wallace: Back in my day we didn’t have any of these….

    TheGamer2: *Runs through the wall, and hits his head on a space ship* Wow! Look there is little space ships flying around…

    Guy: What?! ALIENS, ALIENS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!! RUN FOR THE ANTI ALIEN DEPARTMENT IN WAL-MART!!!

    Thousands-of-people: *Run across the street into Wal-Mart’s Anti alien department *

    Guy: Good thing Wal-Mart is every where, and they carry every thing at low prices.

    Wall Mart employee: That’s what we are here for, that and taking over the world!!!

    Thousands-of-people: What did you say?

    Wal-Mart employee: Nothing! Here look at this incredible low priced bag of dirt, while I laugh evilly…

    Thousands-of-people: WE NEED THAT! *Start to fight for the low priced bag of dirt*

    Guy: I don’t need a bag of dirt at all, but just look at that price…

    TheGamer2 & Wallace: *Just staring at each other*

    TheGamer2: You’re not going to rant any more Wallace!

    Wallace: And why would that be?

    TheGamer2: Because of these! *Pulls out jelly donuts*

    Wallace: *Gasps* NO!

    TheGamer2: That’s right… *Throws the jelly donuts at Wallace*

    Wallace: Nooooooooooo!

    Jelly donuts: *Start to force feed Wallace*

    Wallace: *Shouts* Uber ranting power start up!

    Uber ranting power: *Doesn’t start*

    Wallace: Hold on a second… *Runs to his uber ranting power engine, and starts to pull the cord, so it will start up*

    Uber ranting power: *Start up*

    Wallace: *Runs back to TheGamer2* Back in my day we didn’t have any Jelly donuts!

    Jelly donuts: *Disappear*

    TheGamer2: Darn you! I’ll be back next time… *walks off*

    Wallace: *Continues to rant*

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    Will TheGamer2 ever get Wallace?!
    Will Wallace ever stop ranting, and being annoying?!
    Why I’m I asking you all of these questions?!
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    So how is it?

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    Samthewise7
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    Oh nooo TheGamer2 is trying to beat my fan fic!
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    LOL!! That is even funnier than Samwise's...... lol

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    TheGamer2 is trying to beat me for the best Fan Fic on this forum noooooo!
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