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    Sam and Mario's Quest For Luigi (A fan fic by me)
    Topic Started: Dec 18 2004, 09:58 PM (943 Views)
    Samthewise7
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    Chapter 22: The Pickle Fight Begins!

    This chapter picks up right where Chapter 21 left off, with Picklezilla prepared to attack Sam and Mario. Can Sam and Mario beat their toughest Pickle yet? Find out in Chapter 22: The Pickle Fight Begins!

    Picklezilla: *runs towards Sam and Mario*

    Sam: Mario I hope you have a plan, because here comes Picklezilla!

    Mario: *thinks* Sorry Sam I got nothing….

    Dave: Wow what’s up with me being out of the story these past two chapters?

    Mario: I don’t know Dave. Do you have an idea Dave?

    Dave: I got nothing either and I’m more random then both of you.

    Shaunie: Mahaha I finally get to see Mario lose for once.

    Bowser: While this is exciting I kinda wanted to beat Mario without any help.

    Shaunie: I know you want to Bowser but that’s just not going to happen.

    Picklezilla: Grrraarrara

    Shaunie: Did you hear that Bowser he just said his first words!

    Bowser: Yeah really I’m sure that’s really important.

    Shaunie: So what do you think he said?

    Bowser: * thinks to himself* I think he said In The Name Of Scotland!

    Shaunie: He did eh? It looks like I taught him how to be a truly evil Scottish Pickle. Mahaha

    Bowser: Ok whatever Shaunie…. Shouldn’t Picklezilla be attacking Sam and Mario who are trying to rescue Luigi as we speak?

    Shaunie: He should be… Come on Picklezilla aka P-Man you gotta eat Mario and Sam!

    Picklezilla: *stomps his feet*

    Sam: w00t it looks like we might be able to rescue Luigi and if we can do that Luigi might be able to tell us Picklezilla’s one true weakness.
    Mario: Yeah *looks around for Luigi*

    Sam: *looks around for Luigi and sees him in a Jail Cell* Mario I found him!

    Mario: Good job Sam now we have to get him out of there and quick.

    Dave: Once again what’s up with me not being in the story?

    Sam: I’m not sure Dave maybe if you said something it might be in the story right now.

    Dave: If that’s the case then I’ll say something random and it should be in the story.

    Luigi: What’s that noise?

    Mario: Luigi it’s a me a Mario!

    Luigi: What took you so long Mario?

    Mario: Let’s just say we had some random problems on the way here.

    Luigi: I know what you mean; after they made me finish Picklezilla they put me in this room with Caveman Robinson.

    Mario: Who the heck is Caveman Robinson?

    Luigi: They found Caveman Robinson here at Star Island when they first found this place. At that time they captured me and I’ve been in a room with Robinson ever since.

    Mario: *hears giant footsteps heading this way* Luigi I think Picklezilla is heading our way right now.

    Luigi: Oh hehe about that Picklezilla can’t do much here at Star Island.

    Mario: Why can’t he?

    Luigi: Because Pickles don’t do well in Video Game places. As soon as Boss figures that out we will be in big trouble.

    Sam: Why is that Luigi?

    Luigi: Who the heck are you?

    Mario: Opps I forgot to introduce my friends Sam and Dave.

    Luigi: So you’re the legendary Dave the Random I’ve been hearing so much about.

    Dave: Well I don’t know about Legendary but yes I am Dave the Random.

    Luigi: It’s a pleasure meeting both of you guys. Anyway if Boss finds out about Picklezilla being weak here then he will head to Tokyo with Picklezilla.

    Mario: What can he do in Tokyo?

    Luigi: The bad thing about him being in the Real World is the fact that he will be much stronger there, and if that’s the case we are in some serious trouble.

    Mario: What are we supposed to do now then?

    Luigi: Wait I remember hearing Caveman Robinson talking about a Captain of a ship that is famous for beating large bad guys such as Picklezilla.

    Mario: Where is this captain at?

    Luigi: I don’t know there have been rumors that Cap’n Jenkins sleeps some where on Star Island waiting for another run in with a bad guy like Picklezilla.

    Mario: Perhaps we could wake up Cap’n Jenkins to help beat Picklezilla then.

    Luigi: Yes, he’s our last chance to beat Picklezilla.

    Sam: Well then what are we waiting for let’s go wake this Captain up!

    Shaunie: You actually believe there’s a Hermit on this island?

    Sam: Drat he heard everything we said.

    Shaunie: Yes I did, but none of this concerns me you may have won the battle here but just wait until Picklezilla is in Tokyo, he will help me take over the world one big city at a time! And besides if you think there’s a Captain on this island that can help you, you are sadly mistaken my enemy or was it friend? Bowser which one is it?

    Bowser: I’m going to say it’s my friend but what do I know.

    Shaunie: Ok then you are sadly mistaken my friend. W00t I did it *high fives Bowser* Hahaha take that Evil Academy you thought I would make a terrible good for nothing Villain but just look at me now.

    Bowser: Err em sir they have to look down at you right now.

    Shaunie: Ok then look down at the worlds best villain rookie!

    Bowser: *looks down* Where is he I don’t see him?

    Shaunie: *slaps Bowser* I’m right here you know!

    Bowser: Sorry boss….

    Shaunie: I’ve had just about enough of wasting my time here, it’s time for me and Picklezilla to rule the world one Hot Dog Stand err I mean one Country at a time.

    Shaunie: So before I leave I want to see this place go down with a bang. And when I mean bang I mean I’ve placed a rather annoying Monkey Doll that won’t stop singing some where on this Island.

    Dave: Nooo not the evil Monkey of doom I’ve been hearing so much about lately.

    Shaunie: That’s right Dave you and your little friends will be just like Tingle after you hear that sound.

    Sam: You’ll never get away with this Shaunie!

    Shaunie: What do you know you still have a Captain to wake up I believe. Enough of this pointless chit chat it’s time for me and my Picklezilla to go to Tokyo. *jumps in portal with Picklezilla*

    Luigi: Darn it they escaped!

    Mario: It looks like we find Captain or bust.

    Luigi: Yep let’s a go guys we have a Captain to find!

    End of Chapter 22!! Please post your thoughts down below!!
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    *wonders when MattB will read this chapter*
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    *reads*

    Lot's of randomness.... I like it! :P
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    Chapter 23: The Sleeping Captain!

    In this chapter Sam and Mario must find the legendary Captain Jenkins before the Monkey of Doom starts playing his terrible music. Can they find Captain Jenkins and get off the island in time? Well before any of that can happen the “Writer” has some explaining to do!

    Sam: We’ve been here for like 10 minutes and not a single thing has happened.

    Writer: Opps, sorry about that you know I get Writer Blocks all the time.

    Sam: I understand that, but this is one of the biggest parts in the entire story and you’ve left us hanging here for like 10 minutes.

    Mario: Yeah dude, that’s not cool.

    Writer: Since when did you start saying dude Mario?

    Mario: Like I don’t know, Dave started teaching me this thing called Slang.

    Writer: Since when does one character teach the other character something pointless in a serious part of a story?

    Dave: I don’t know, but remember you made me Random.

    Writer: *sign* Yes I did, it’s the best thing to be Random at times, and it’s a bad thing to be Random at times.

    Sam: *cough* when will you *cough* resume the storyline which desperately needs to move forward?

    Writer: Right now as a matter of fact, but first I’m going to need all of my readers to show some support for this fan fic so I can continue on knowing I have a lot of great readers reading this right now.

    Luigiluver999: This fan fic is funny, I can’t wait to see what you will come up with next blargh.

    Nintendogirl19: I agree this fan fic is funny! If you stop now then I will get have to get NOA_Jack on you!

    Miya: This fan fic rocks. If you don’t continue this fan fic I might have to throw you in Lake Ontario.

    The_Great_B-Man: Yes this is a great fan fic, it’s full of funny moments. Keep at it!

    Gamergirl99: You’d better continue this fan fic or else I’ll get Dave the Random on you!

    Twinrova: Err em, keep at it. Or else I’ll get one of my many fans on you.

    Melee_Gurl: This fan fic is great, please continue to write it or else you will see the Frying Pan of Doom.

    Zeldahuntress: LOL this fan fic is the best. You must continue working on it or else I will go crazy.

    Kittykatstar: Good fan fic, you must work on it or else I will get Bobo the Fat Cat on you, trust me I have my cat connections.

    Timberwolf: Good job on the fan fic, it’s made me laugh so hard. I would say more but I think I will be in this fan fic later on.

    Writer: Whoa it looks like we do have some readers after all! Thanks for all your help readers, now I must get back to work on the storyline or else my readers will not be happy with me.

    Sam: Good job loyal readers, you may just have saved this chapter yet!

    Mario: Yo, sup readers good job on the feedback y’all doing great.

    Writer: Ok, the first thing I will do now is make Mario stop with the Slang talk.

    Loyal Readers: Good thinking unknown Writer!

    Writer: Ok we now resume the story 10 minutes after Boss left with Picklezila, which means Sam and Mario have 20 minutes left to find Captain Jenkins and escape.

    Sam: *goes running around the island looking for Captain Jenkins, he then finds what looks to be a soft spot in the ground* Guys look I found a soft spot in the groundd *falls down a rather large hole*

    Mario: *looks down hole* Are you ok Sam?

    Sam: Yeah I’m ok, well it looks like I found out where Captain Jenkins is hiding.

    Mario: Good job Sam, I’m going to come down and see if I can help you wake him up.

    Sam: I don’t know if he’s going to wake up, he looks like he’s been asleep for years.

    Captain Jenkins: Wha?? Who dares awake the sleeping Captain?

    Sam: *gasp* He’s awake, Captain Jenkins we awoke you.

    Captain Jenkins: Why would you wake an old sailor like me?

    Sam: Because we need your help Captain, you see there’s this giant Pickle that’s about to take over the world.

    Captain Jenkins: No way, I know what you are talking about I heard everything you said up there.

    Sam: But Captain we need your help, you are the only Captain who can beat this Pickle of a Zilla.

    Captain Jenkins: Watch your sailor talk you land lubber, I am done hunting large monsters such as this Picklezilla.

    Mario: Come on Sam let’s go its obvious this Captain is a land lubber himself.

    Captain Jenkins: Nice try Mario, but that’s not going to make me change my mind.

    Mario: Drat, I thought for sure that would get him fired up to beat Picklezilla.

    Captain Jenkins: Now get out of here. We and hooky here need to get some more sleep.

    Mario: Where’s your hook I don’t see it.

    Captain Jenkins: Nooooo my hook where is it?

    Mario: *sees the hook and says* Hey Captain wait

    Sam: Mario *cough* come over here *cough*

    Mario: What do you want Sam?

    Sam: Don’t tell him where the hook is, we might just be able to get this Captain to fight Picklezilla if my plan works.

    Captain Jenkins: I can’t get to sleep without me hook. I need to find it so I can get some sleep.

    Sam: Captain, I saw Shaunie feed the hook to Picklezilla just before they left.

    Captain Jenkins: You mean that ugly Pickle eat my best hook!

    Sam: Yes Captain he did.

    Captain Jenkins: Nobody eats my hook, and I mean nobody! *gives them the stare*
    Sam: So Captain do you want to get some payback for your hook?

    Captain Jenkins: You bet I do boy, its go time get ready to take a bite out of Picklezilla!

    Dave: Eye Eye, Captain!

    Captain Jenkins: Dave that’s not how you say Eye Eye, *sign* It looks like I got a rookie crew right now.

    Sam: That you do cap’n, good thing I know a thing or two about Pirates.

    Captain Jenkins: Sam you will be our lookout, I want you to tell me when we see the portal.

    Sam: Will do cap’n, *sings a random song while being a lookout*

    Captain Jenkins: Mario I want you to do absolutely nothing.

    Mario: Why can’t I do anything? It’s because I like spaghetti isn’t it?

    Captain Jenkins: Sorry Mario I can’t stand spaghetti, besides you’ll be better off doing nothing.

    Mario: How do you know that?

    Captain Jenkins: I have no idea. Right now I am just winging it mostly.

    Sam: Captain, the portal is right up ahead!

    Captain Jenkins: Good job Lookout Sam, you will make a fine sailor one day!

    Dave: Aye, captain I can confirm that the portal is up ahead.

    Captain Jenkins: Dave you don’t need to confirm something I already know.

    Dave: I know, but my randomness kicks in once I get in a boat. I don’t know why it does kick in on a boat but it does kick in.

    Sam: Captain we are about to enter the portal, get ready to land on air once we enter through the portal.

    Captain Jenkins: We will not land this ship once we enter through the portal.

    Sam: But we will hit land, it’s not like this ship can fly in the air.

    Captain Jenkins: It can fly Lookout Sam, haven’t you ever heard of a game called Skies of Arcadia?

    Sam: Aye, Captain I have, but can this ship really fly once we go into the real world?

    Captain Jenkins: That I’m not sure about, but we will just have to find out if it can or not.

    Sam: We are about to enter the portal any second now.

    Captain Jenkins: Brace yourselves everyone, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!

    Writer: So I know what all you readers are thinking about right now, you can’t possibly end Chapter 23 right here; it just isn’t fair to make us loyal readers wait for another chapter to tell us what happens next. Well don’t worry this Chapter will continue, I just wanted to see what you readers would do if I ended it right here in Chapter 23. Well after you finish reading this chapter I want you to tell me what you would have done had it ended right there. Also I wanted a dramatic pause in this story at one point and I couldn’t think of a better place to do it then right here. *has pause going for 20 mins* There I think it’s dramatic enough. So with that said let’s resume the storyline which desperately needs to move on.

    Captain Jenkins: *enters the portal* Here goes nothing!

    Sam: We made it through this ship is really flying in the air!

    Captain Jenkins: That it is Lookout Sam, now let’s head to Tokyo for some sushi and a duel with a Pickle then call Zilla.

    Shaunie: No need to look for us. I’ve been waiting for you to show up Sam, no more games this is it, it’s a battle between Good vs. Evil. Or is it a battle between Random vs. Obvious? Or maybe it’s a battle between Half Good and Half Evil; I always forget how it goes. Bowser go look that up for me now!

    Bowser: Yes Boss, According to the unofficial Marvel evil villain fan site it goes Good vs. Evil.

    Shaunie: No I don’t like Marvel you know that, look at DC I need to know what DC says.

    Bowser: DC says Half Good vs. Half Evil.

    Shaunie: Good, you see you can never trust Marvel because they are always about having the awesome cool good guys, when DC just has the decent good guys and the amazing bad guys.

    Shaunie: Enough chit-chat though, it’s time Picklezilla took care of you annoying pests once and for all! Picklezilla attack!

    End of Chapter 23! Please post your thoughts down below!!

    (thanks goes out to all my loyal readers aka my friends who were in Chapter 23 above, all of my friends have a great sense of humor which makes this fan fic 10 times better then it already is, the one-liners from each user were made by me and not by the users but by me.
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    Chapter 24: Mario Kong vs. Pickelzilla The Real Battle Begins Or Does It!

    Chapter 24 picks up a little after Chapter 23 ended. In this chapter anything and everything will happen. Randomness at it’s finest, It has been said that Dave the Random wrote the fan fic from here on out, but we shall never know If that is indeed true or not.
    In this chapter The Final Battle begins between Mario and Pickelzilla! (note this battle has been cut down to two chapters instead of 33, We called Dragonball Z and they said we could not extend this battle that long. So with that said I think it’s time we get to the good old random fight between Mario and Picklezilla!

    Dave: Hehe, I’m writing this fan fic now move over Writer!

    Writer: Noooo you will ruin my story!

    Dave: *puts Writer asleep with his random story of doom* There now I can finally make this story funny!

    Mario: Oh no, I have a bad feeling about this.

    Dave: Don’t worry Mario, I’m just going to calm down Cap’n Jenkins and make Sam be Obvious.

    Sam: *does not even want to think about Dave writing this story within a story* Alright Mario back to the task at hand, nothing works against Picklezilla…..

    Mario: I know, but we have to think of something.

    Captain: Aye that you do me mates, Mario I think I read some where that you were Mario Kong once right?

    Sam: Yeah that’s right, Mario we might stand a chance if you are Mario Kong again.

    Mario: Oh no, I don’t want to be Mario Kong again. That was a weird experience I never want to go through again.

    Sam: Fine Mario, if you don’t become Mario Kong then Shaunie and Picklezilla will take over the world!

    Mario: I know, but I don’t think I can do it. I have to be motivated for one thing and I don’t really feel like that at the moment.

    Captain: Tis a shame Mario, I saw Shaunie eat all of your Spaghetti that Peach made for you.

    Mario: WHAT DID HE DO!!??? Ok that does it. Nobody eats my Spaghetti, especially if it’s made by Peach for me!

    Captain: That’s right, he eat all of your Spaghetti and he even had your special sauce for your Spaghetti.

    Mario: That does it! I’m going to whoop up on that Pickle and that Scottish boy if it’s the last thing I ever do! *changes into Mario Kong*

    Sam: Good job Captain, now let’s see if Mario Kong can beat Picklezilla!

    Mario Kong: Picklezilla you are going down!

    Picklezilla: *speaks in bad Japanese dubbing* … No I …. Will not …. Be going down… It is you…. That will be going…. Down tonight.. You Mario of a Kong.

    Mario Kong: Whoa I really feel like I am in Japan now. Show me your best Bruce Lee moves then.

    Picklezilla: Ok… I will.. Show you… My awesome… Skills… Ha… Ha.. Ha. Wow this dubbing is really really bad.

    Mario Kong: It’s funny I speak just fine while you speak as if you really were Bruce Lee with really bad sound effects and dubbing.

    Picklezilla: *plays Kung Fu Fighting Theme* Oh yeah….. Everybody was a….. Kung… Fu… Fighting…. They were as fast as…. Pickles lighting…..

    Mario Kong: You sung that song bad, real bad. I mean you even messed up the lyrics. *gives you the Simon Cowell kick of doom*

    Simon: Thanks for calling me up Mario Kong, It’s obvious you are just like Bruce Lee at singing that song. I think David Hassleoff has a better voice then you.

    Japan Crowd: Oh… That was cold Simon, but for once we agree with you.

    Mario Kong: Hmm that seems to make Picklezilla crazy but I think it’s time we cracked out some old bad B-Rated Films for the boys at MST 3000!

    Japan Crowd: w00t! We are finally going to see Mike, Crow and Tom!

    Mario Kong: Sorry guys, the gang are busy making fun of a lame 70’s action film with Elevator music and well Elevator Music. So with that said Sam, Mario and Dave are going to become Mario Science Theater 3000!

    *plays the Mario Science Theater 3000 theme*

    Sam: w00t! I am a big fan of this show. I call dibs on Mike’s seat!

    Mario: Alright, I will be Tom I guess.

    Dave: And that leaves me with good old random but always funny Crow!

    Sam: We are Mario Science Theater 3000! We make fun of bad games one game at a time!

    Mario Science Theater 3000 makes fun of Picklezilla tonight by making fun of his close friend Godzilla!

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    Sam: Wow this is one bad game, *starts playing game*

    Godzilla: *says in Monster language* what are you doing this is my turf go away or else!

    King Kong: *shoves Godzilla out of the way* *eats the Empire State Building* you were saying?

    Sam: Wow this game is clearly awesome, I mean look Godzilla and King Kong look like they are great friends now. Now this game has no purpose what so ever.

    Mario: *points out a part of the game where Godzilla’s head looks enlarged for no reason* wow I wonder what Godzilla’s been eating lately.

    Dave: *uses a Sharpie to make King Kong have a mustache* There now Godzilla looks really weird compared to King Kong with a mustache.

    Picklezilla: Noooo….. You… Can’t…. Make fun of…. My Friend…. Behind my back….. *goes to destroy game*

    Mario: You can’t destroy humor Picklezilla.

    Picklezilla: Darn it…… He’s right…… These random jokes are too much for me to destroy….. I can’t take this humor anymore nooooo………….. *is melting*

    Sam: We did it we beat Picklezilla!

    Shaunie: Noooo How could you do this!!!?? I will defeat you for this you will never beat me. *turns into Clown of Doom from Scottland*

    Sam: Oh no Mario, It looks like we have one more bad guy we have to beat!

    Shaunie: Mahaha, It feels good to be acting like my random old Clown self. You guys will pay for taking away my dream to rule the world!

    Mario: Let’s a go Sam and finish this guy off once and for all!

    End of Chapter 24!!! Please post your thoughts down below. (The two parts with Godzilla and King Kong are actually parts from my RP called Mario Science Theater 3000)
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    Chapter 25: The End Is Near!

    This is the final chapter of Sam and Mario’s Quest for Luigi! In this chapter Sam and Mario must find a way to defeat quite possibly the most random Scottish clown ever known to man. In this last chapter everything random can and will happen, guest appearances will be made in this chapter, non flying dogs will play a huge factor for no known reason, pickle eating Godzilla will be watching down below and last but not least this fan fic will finally end with more random humor you’ve never heard of or seen before.

    Shaunie: Has chapter 25 started yet?

    Dave: Yes I think so, heck I know so since I am writing this and acting in it at the same time.

    Shaunie: Good because I have waited 25 chapters to finally beat Sam and Mario!

    *story resumes now*

    Sam: Ok Mario do you have any ideas up your sleeve?

    Mario: Yeah I got one that just might work. *turns into Mario Kong and then says* let’s see if clowns like giant monsters or not.

    Shaunie: Oh nooooo, I’m scared now. Mario not so fast, Clowns are not afraid of monsters since they are monsters themselves.

    Mario: Darn it, this clown is really good.

    Shaunie: Mahahaha I never knew just how good it felt to be a Clown again. Now Sam and Mario, I think it’s high time I made you watch Road House the movie on a big screen TV with bonus behind the scenes features!

    Sam: Noooo anything but Road House, that film was worse then Eegah!

    Mario: That movie was worse then watching a Silent Film about music.

    Shaunie: Yes, I’m going to slowly but surely torture you with bad movies and since you can’t make fun of them you will go insane and when that happens I will turn you into Tingle! Wait I have a better idea, I will make you watch Road House with bad Elevator Music from the 70’s. That should do the job in half the time. *starts playing the music and the movie*

    Sam: Nooooo I can’t stop looking at the bad movie, the big screen TV is just so distracting. *slowly starts to become like Tingle*

    Mario: Must not look at TV screen, I must pay attention to the little corners on the screen.

    Sam: Well Mario it looks like we failed…. Soon we will be like Tingle and Shaunie will have won once and for all.

    Mario: Sam at least we rescued Luigi and beat Picklezilla, I mean that in itself was a huge accomplishment.

    Sam: Your right, we did pretty good for a bunch of non random Video Game playing, Comic reading, Spaghetti eating, DS playing wise cracks. *starts to turn into Tingle*

    Mario: I’d say so, *starts singing the Mario Theme* Well Sam if this is the way it ends then it ended a good way. *starts turning into Tingle as well*

    Shaunie: It’s working yes, yes! I have done it. I have beaten the legendary Sam and Mario.

    Unknown Character: Not so fast Shaunie, remember me? *pulls the plug on the TV*

    Shaunie: No it can’t be the legendary Timberwolf aka the Pickle Hunter.

    Timberwolf: Yes it’s me, I’ve been looking for you Shaunie, it’s been awhile since Scotland hasn’t it?

    Shaunie: I thought I’d lose you there for good, yes it has been awhile I never thought you would find me.

    Timberwolf: Well it wasn’t hard I mean you and your Pickle tracks can be seen a thousand miles away.

    Shaunie: Darn it, I knew I should have cut back on the Pickles a few weeks ago.

    Timberwolf: Well Shaunie I have some of my good wolf friends here to take care of you. *tells the wolves to attack Shaunie*

    Shaunie: Nooo not the wolves! I can’t stand wolves they make me freak out. *starts to freak out by playing the song Freak Out*

    Timberwolf: I’d better bring back Sam and Mario before Shaunie snaps out of it. *turns Sam and Mario back to normal by playing some Mario games and then says* its working they are coming back to normal!

    Sam: *turns back to normal* Whoa that was a scary feeling, thanks for the help Timber you must have read this and came right away.

    Timberwolf: Yes, good thing Dave writes his stuff random. Or else I would never have found Shaunie the Clown.

    Mario: *turns back to normal* w00t I’m back! So what did I miss?

    Sam: Not much, you just missed Timberwolf make Shaunie freak out and that’s about it.

    Mario: Noooo I like watching people Freak Out to that song, err I meant to say good I can’t stand that song and watching Shaunie freak out would have been scary.

    Timberwolf: There’s no time to waste Shaunie will snap out of it in a few minutes and after he does it will be too late.

    Sam: Good point, ok let’s give Shaunie a little taste of our randomness!

    Mario: Yeah, Shaunie thinks he’s the only one who can be random right now, but he has another thing coming!

    Sam: *tries to think up one of the greatest most random idea ever to be done before and then says* I got it! I watched a few Silent Films before I left for Seattle right, so why not make Shaunie here watch a few Silent Films.

    Mario: Gee Sam that’s a good idea and all but where’s the torture in this idea?

    Sam: You will see. *hooks up a giant big TV screen with a Silent Film in it*

    Shaunie: This has got to be the worst idea I’ve ever heard of in my entire life. You can go ahead and make me watch Silent Films but it will not work.

    Sam: *laughs* Silly Shaunie, you will not be watching the Silent Film, because you will be in a box with no holes.

    Shaunie: Nooooo, I need to know what’s going on. If you can’t watch it then how do you know what’s going on?

    Sam: I don’t know, that’s why it’s called the Random Torture of Silent Movies!

    Mario: Great idea Sam, this might just take care of Shaunie!

    Shaunie: I can’t take this much longer but…… I have one more comeback up my sleeve. *blows up the box and then says* Ha! Your idea has failed, now I can’t take you guys lightly anymore. So with that said I’ve put mind control Virtual Boys on everybody in Tokyo!

    Sam: Big deal how is that going to hurt us?

    Shaunie: Like this. *tells the people of Tokyo to capture Sam and Mario and tie them up*

    Mario: Great, we get out of one situation only to be put into another one.

    Sam: This is nothing new if you think about it Mario, we have been in this position almost all the time on this adventure.

    Mario: Hey Shaunie since you plan on throwing us into the Pacific Ocean do you mind letting us take the mic one last time?

    Shaunie: Sure, you can tell everyone my big bad plan and how you lost to me.

    Sam: Thanks. *starts to speak into the mic* we got far on this adventure, we got farther then anybody thought we would. So if it ends this way I consider it a win for us! *is secretly calling for help from his Feline Friend*

    Mario: Sam what are you doing? I thought you might try to sing a song that would destroy Shaunie but no instead you are giving up?

    Sam: *whispers to Mario his idea*

    Mario: I get it now! That’s a great idea Sam. I just hope you can pull it off.

    Sam: *calls the Japanese Random League of Justice aka JRLJ for help*

    Great B: Did somebody call for the Japanese Random League of Justice? If so then you are looking at the captain of the JRLJ!

    Sam: I called in, Feline Cat of mine.

    Great B: Oh hey Sam, you forgot to put in some more food for me, you know that makes me do crazy things.

    Sam: Yeah yeah I know, cut me some slack though I’ve been on an adventure with Mario.

    Great B: I know, I’ve been reading your story also I’ve been playing Sam and Mario’s Random Adventure on the GCN.

    Sam: What do you mean the game!!???? Wow so you mean to tell me Mario goes on adventures while we play them?

    Great B: Yeah duh!! I mean I’m a cat and I even know that much.

    Shaunie: Sorry to interrupt this conversation, but I think it’s time Sam and Mario got to see the Pacific Ocean!

    Great B: Oh so this is the random clown you were talking about right?

    Sam: Yes, try and make him act crazy so you can lock him up and put him in Random Jail.

    Great B: I’ll try Sam, but this guy has been wanted in 3 countries it’s not going to be a walk in the park for me and my gang to get him.

    Sam: I have another idea that might just drive Shaunie crazy! *whispers the idea to Great B and Mario*

    Great B: You know what that idea just might work!

    Sam: *starts to break dance and then says* Come on Mario if we want to drive someone crazy we have to be crazy ourselves!

    Mario: *starts to break dance with Sam*

    Shaunie: Nooooo I hate break dancing it makes me act crazy. I can’t believe it their break dancing moves are breaking the mind control devices *starts to act crazy*

    Great B: Now’s our chance boys let’s throw this clown in jail for good!

    Shaunie: I can’t stop acting crazy, they beat me I can’t believe it……

    Sam: Believe it Shaunie, we beat you because you thought we didn’t have any good ideas left.

    Shaunie: You will pay for this, I will get out of Jail one day and when I do you will be gone for good!

    Mario: I can’t believe we just did that. We beat Shaunie, Picklezilla and saved Luigi. That means the adventure is…..

    Sam: It’s over I know, well Mario it was fun but I guess I need to get back to my place and you need to get back to yours.

    Dave: Guys are you forgetting that randomness can get you to random places at random times?

    Mario: You’re right Dave, wow I can’t believe I forgot about that.

    Sam: In that case I can always visit Mario right?

    Dave: That’s right, besides I have a feeling you and Mario are going to be on a lot more adventures then just this one.
    Sam: I hope your right Dave. Well so long guys we did it we finished the quest! *heads back to his place*

    Mario: That’s right Sam, I had my doubts about you at first but I guess you are a good sidekick.

    Dave: Heh, to think I helped somebody before, good thing they didn’t know that it was I who brought them all there and not Boss.

    Writer: Well that’s the story! Thanks to all of my loyal readers, I hope you got a great deal of laughs out of this story! It was a lot of fun for me to write, even though I did run into a lot of trouble with the JRLJ it all turned out good in the end.

    Oh and I was thinking about having my next fan fic be called The Life of SamTheWise7! That fan fic would be about me and my forum friends going on weird adventures with Mario and other Video Game characters.

    *5 hours later*

    Sam: What are you guys doing here? The stories over and hopefully a new one starts soon because all of my GCN games are getting overplayed by me.

    Mario: I can’t believe you guys are still here, you really should be leaving this thread, I mean it! There’s nothing here to see other then props and such getting set-up for the next fan fic.

    Dave: You guys must really be bored if you are reading this, I mean outside of that story I take a break from acting random, believe me it’s not easy acting normal but luckily my flying dogs are helping me with it.

    THE END IS HERE!!!

    That’s the story!!!! Much thanks goes out to everyone and I mean everyone! I hope to be back soon with another fan fic. So until then for Sam, Mario and Dave it’s a bit of a break for them anyway. Now post your thoughts on this chapter and on my entire fan fic, what were your thoughts on this fan fic? And what did you think of the ending?
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    Alright the fan fic is over please read the rest of it and let me know what you think of it!
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    Wow! That was a VERY VERY VERY long fan-fic :P
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    Lol! *is on the last chapter*
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    Lol, nice ending :P

    Keep it up man, that was an awesome fan-fic.
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    Thanks CTT this was my first fan fic. Now I am currently working on my next fan fic titled The Life of Samthewise7 which will be about well everything. :D
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    Thanks CTT this was my first fan fic. Now I am currently working on my next fan fic titled The Life of Samthewise7 which will be about well everything. :D

    That is VERY impressive for your first fan-fic. Most users could never write that well, even at their 5th :P
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