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Funny conversations
Topic Started: Aug 18 2008, 11:37 PM (732 Views)
samuel jackson
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ajay150: hi
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: yes?
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: what do you want
ajay150: just some info
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: what
ajay150: i am having troubles wid my visa..
ajay150: can u sort me out
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: yes
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: explain the situation
ajay150: nothing i m having trouble with my bank statements
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: i have a suggestion
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: go check your brain cause your obviously too stupid to realize that im not a real immigration official
ajay150: what?
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: dumbass
ajay150: go fuck u r self bru......
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: LMFAO
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: you actually think
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: an immigration officer
ajay150: i m havin fun talkin to u... jack asss#
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: would hang around this sad dump of a chatroom
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samuel jackson
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funlover2165: hai
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: hey
funlover2165: asl
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: dude
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: i'm an immigration officer
funlover2165: so do u fuck indian gurls and give them visa
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: no
funlover2165: then how only females get into US easily than guys
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: that's not true
funlover2165: ok...u in which embessay?
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: as long as you are willing to gain an honest occupation within the country, and you make it into the immigration quota, you will be awarded with a visa
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: i am currently in the us embassy at chennai
funlover2165: em a Doc...
funlover2165: am frm chennai too...
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: i suggest you contact the us embassy on the procedure to immigrate to the US
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: what is your reason for immigration
funlover2165: am planning to go to US in 2010 for my training....
funlover2165: Super speacility surgical training..
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: oh
funlover2165: hey i got a doubt...
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: go to the us embassy then
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: and refer to me
funlover2165: i am currently doing my post graduation in surgery
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: my name is steven hernandez
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: i can arrange a meeting with you
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: and discuss options for immigration
funlover2165: after this am plannin for a super speacility training there.......do the officers at the embassy object by telling tht i already hav a PG why do i need to go there....
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: you need to obtain your visa
funlover2165: how do u fix an appintment for visa consultation??
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: well, i am free anytime
funlover2165: no but will the officers deny tht i hav already hav a PG ...
funlover2165: like will they tell ...what am i gonna do more than tht.....
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: ill tell you
funlover2165: why??
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: you need to first get your brain checked
funlover2165: what will u tell me ?
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: beacuse i am obviously not an immigration official
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: and its absolutely hilarious that you would believe i am
funlover2165: i knew u r not
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: why the fuck would an immigration official be in some piece of shit chatroom
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: yea
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: sure
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: you were asking me all these questions
US_Immigration_Official_Steve: oh man
funlover2165: hence spoke to u in technical aspect....goosling
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Sexy Divya
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telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: hi ammayi
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: abbayi here
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: em chestunnavu
Telugu_Ammayi: I am working on a story.
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: auna
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: emi katha adi
Telugu_Ammayi: Oh, since i work as a reporter, I'm doing a report called: The presense of highly perverse, saddistic, mentally unstable people in Indian Chatrooms
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: really gr8
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: u usually find people at this time in indian chat rooms
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: think time busy be around 3-4
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: wich part of u r in?
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: which part of us u r in
Telugu_Ammayi: I live in Aberdeen, Washington.
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: ohh,ok
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: i am in philli
Telugu_Ammayi: Great!
Telugu_Ammayi: So what do you do for a living?
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: i wrk with comcast
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: wat abt u
Telugu_Ammayi: I work as a news reporter
Telugu_Ammayi: for a local company.
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: ohh gr8
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: ok
Telugu_Ammayi: So, are you married?
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: not yet
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: u
Telugu_Ammayi: I am not married as well.
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: ohh,ok
Telugu_Ammayi: How old are you again?
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: enti anta manchi topic teesukunnaru topic ki
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: 29
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: u
Telugu_Ammayi: I am 23 years old.
Telugu_Ammayi: So, when did you last have sex?
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: ohh pretty young
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: u did u r masters in US
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: last week
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: u
Telugu_Ammayi: We are talking about you, sir. ^_^
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda:
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: ok
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: last week ayyindi pani
Telugu_Ammayi: I see!
Telugu_Ammayi: So how large is your penis?
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: 1 week nunchi emi ledu mmmm
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: baganee peddadi
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: eppudu measure cheyyaledu
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: leste guppitlo pattukuntee sagam bayatee utnudni baga lavuga
Telugu_Ammayi: Quite nice!
Telugu_Ammayi: You want to cyber?
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: only cyber eena
Telugu_Ammayi: Yes, only cybering.
Telugu_Ammayi: Why?
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: inkemanna istavemo ani
Telugu_Ammayi: Okay then. You start.
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: ok
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: ee role istam
Telugu_Ammayi: Girlfriend.
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: veredi
Telugu_Ammayi: Why?
Telugu_Ammayi: What is wrong with girlfriend?
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: bagane untudni,
Telugu_Ammayi: Okay, fine.
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: na girl friend valla friend vi nuvvu
Telugu_Ammayi: I will be your neighbor.
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: ok
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: ok
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: nuvvu neighbour
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: i stay with with family, u also
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: family friends
Telugu_Ammayi: Okay.
Telugu_Ammayi: You start.
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: daily me intiki vastoo untanu
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: college selavulu manaki
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: neenu mee intiki vachanu
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: (nee name)
Telugu_Ammayi: I'm Divya.
Telugu_Ammayi: Okay, then I am dressed in very tight clothes.
Telugu_Ammayi: It is a hot day, so I am all sweaty.
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: hi divya
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: ent college leda
Telugu_Ammayi: No, not today.
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: aunty kooda leda ivvala mee intlo breakfast cheddamantee
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: emi chestunnavu mari okkadanivee
Telugu_Ammayi: I'm just enjoying myself. *Accidentally drops a pornographic book on the floor*.
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: enti aa book choopinchava ani daggaraga vachi book teesanu
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: aa book choosi ninnu choosanu, enti evaru intlo lerani ivi modalu pettava
Telugu_Ammayi: *Blushes*
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: baganee unnayi induloo pics stories
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: mmmmmm
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: na daggara unnayi monne friends ki ichesa
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: aunu intlo net unda
Telugu_Ammayi: Yes, I have an internet connection!
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: ohh,ok
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: ayina ee book lo kantee manchi sites unnayigaa
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: inka abguntayi avi ayiteee
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: water ivvu koddiga ani sofa lo koorchunna
Telugu_Ammayi: I didn't want anyone to see; which is why I prefer books.
Telugu_Ammayi: *Brings water*
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: aunu lee net ayite sudden ga evaru door teesina kastamee
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: daa koorcho pakkana choopinchanu
Telugu_Ammayi: *Sits on your lap*
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: edi bagundi induloo ani pages tipputunnanu
Telugu_Ammayi: *Unzips your pants*
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: lap lo vaddu pakakna koorcho ani pakkana koorchopettanu
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: ( todala madhya cheyyi veyyataniki easy ga untudni ani)
Telugu_Ammayi: *Pulls your cock out of your underwear*
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: ee angle bagundi kada ee pic lo, vaadu danni ongo peti dengutunnadu venuka nunchi
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: pic lo kanteee nee salle baga peddavi antooo t shirt meeda sallu vattestunna
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: baganee penchaveee divya abbaaa
Telugu_Ammayi: *Takes a knife, chops off your cock*
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda:
Telugu_Ammayi: *Gets a frying pan, adds some olive oil*
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: kastam tegadu kattiki
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: add virgin olive
Telugu_Ammayi: *Adds garlic, basil, and onions*
Telugu_Ammayi: *Places on stove*
Telugu_Ammayi: (You have passed out from the loss of blood)
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: nee todalu vida teesi aa garlic lo koddiga nee pooku lo toosanu
Telugu_Ammayi: *Eats the sauteed penis*
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: yaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Telugu_Ammayi: *Mmm, I love sauteed penis*
Telugu_Ammayi: *Its very nutritious too*
Telugu_Ammayi: *High in protein*
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda: yaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkk
telugu_gunapam_lanti_modda has left.
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Sexy Divya
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harry007485: hi
Telugu_Ammayi: Please REGISTER HERE FOR CHAT WITH ME, DIVYA

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Telugu_Ammayi:
PLEASE IN MY CUNT

UHH--UHH--UHH
harry007485: what do u want
Telugu_Ammayi:
PLEASE IN MY CUNT

UHH--UHH--UHH
harry007485: where do we chat
harry007485: uanava
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dirtyincestchat: hi
dirtyincestchat: nenu kuda telugu
dirtyincestchat: wanna talk
Telugu_Ammayi: Sure! ^_^
dirtyincestchat:
dirtyincestchat: ur asl
Telugu_Ammayi: 23/Female/Seattle, WA
dirtyincestchat: emmmm
dirtyincestchat: 25 m il
Telugu_Ammayi: What is your ASL?
dirtyincestchat: so ella unaru..
dirtyincestchat: 25 m
Telugu_Ammayi: I am doing great, sweetie! ^_^
dirtyincestchat: me too baby...
dirtyincestchat: u studying
Telugu_Ammayi: I am working! ^_^
dirtyincestchat: ohhhhh as...
Telugu_Ammayi: As a news reporter, sweetie! ^_^
dirtyincestchat: ohhh
dirtyincestchat: so u like dirty talk baby
Telugu_Ammayi: Of course! ^_^
dirtyincestchat: u virgin ?
Telugu_Ammayi: * Pulls off your pants *
Telugu_Ammayi: * Brings out your throbbing cock *
dirtyincestchat: its already pulled down...
Telugu_Ammayi: * Begins to suck on it *
dirtyincestchat: emmmm tat was fast..
Telugu_Ammayi: * MMPF *
Telugu_Ammayi: * MMPF *
Telugu_Ammayi: * MMPF *
Telugu_Ammayi: * MMPF *
dirtyincestchat: MMPF????
Telugu_Ammayi: * Stares into your eyes as I lick your balls *
dirtyincestchat: emmm
Telugu_Ammayi: * I can't wait *
Telugu_Ammayi: * Shoves your hard cock into my wet pussy *
Telugu_Ammayi: * UHH *
Telugu_Ammayi: * UHH *
Telugu_Ammayi: * UHH *
Telugu_Ammayi: * UHH *
dirtyincestchat: okkkkkkkk
Telugu_Ammayi: * You cum all over my face *
Telugu_Ammayi: Okay, are we done now sweetie?'
dirtyincestchat: tat was fast baby
Telugu_Ammayi: It was!
dirtyincestchat: lol
dirtyincestchat: u r done
Telugu_Ammayi: The faster the better, sweetie! ^_^
dirtyincestchat: naahhhh the slower the better baby
Telugu_Ammayi: *MMM* That Tastes Good

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samuel jackson
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telugu_modda_: hiii
telugu_modda_: kannada naa ?
gangamma_gopalnath: hi
telugu_modda_: asl plzz
telugu_modda_: hello
gangamma_gopalnath: chestunannu
telugu_modda_: em chestunnavu ?
telugu_modda_: peru enti ?
gangamma_gopalnath: naa koduvu luma chestii
telugu_modda_: hesaru enu ?
gangamma_gopalnath: NANDHU HESARU GANGAMMA
telugu_modda_: ellindha ?
gangamma_gopalnath: BANGALORE, HI TEC CITY
telugu_modda_: hitec city is hyd
gangamma_gopalnath: no
gangamma_gopalnath: bangalore is hi tec city
gangamma_gopalnath: bloody loafer
gangamma_gopalnath: thune
gangamma_gopalnath: bol magne
gangamma_gopalnath: KANNADA IS BEST
telugu_modda_: nimm aiyyan loude....yako tika ganchali naa
gangamma_gopalnath: KARNATAKA IS SUPERIOR TO ALL INDIAN RACES
gangamma_gopalnath: BANGALORE IS NUMBER ONDHU
telugu_modda_: sari kannada tundu nenu bidu guru
telugu_modda_: neenu
gangamma_gopalnath: nandhu ooru nindhu ooru alla
gangamma_gopalnath: neenu thune
gangamma_gopalnath: KANNADA SAKKATH AGIDHE
gangamma_gopalnath: NANDHU ONDAY DHUPPA GIDHE
telugu_modda_: en sakkath oo sule magane
gangamma_gopalnath: thu
telugu_modda_: sariyage madatodu kali
gangamma_gopalnath: neenu kothi maga
telugu_modda_: loude
gangamma_gopalnath: indecent fellows are teleguites
telugu_modda_: kannada best antiya.....neyatagi helu
gangamma_gopalnath: NO
gangamma_gopalnath: KANNADA IS BEST
gangamma_gopalnath: TELEGU IS DITRY DONKEY LANGUAGE
gangamma_gopalnath: DEVE GOWDA IS SUPREHEROE
gangamma_gopalnath: RAJKUMAR IS SUPREHEROE
gangamma_gopalnath: CHIRANJEEVI IS DIRTY LOAFER
telugu_modda_: avanu soole mage number one ....devegowda
gangamma_gopalnath: CHIRANJEEVI IS SOOLE MAGE NUMBER ONE
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samuel jackson
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Gautam-: hi
boomi_devi: hello gotham
Gautam-: hi
Gautam-: asl
boomi_devi: 30/f/gotham city
Gautam-: where is that
boomi_devi: i get gangbanged by batman and joker
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hoterect.m: hi
hoterect.m: wna chat
boomi_devi: hei
hoterect.m: asl plz
boomi_devi: 30/f/mangalore
hoterect.m: 32 m del
hoterect.m: like to chat hotsx
boomi_devi: yes da
hoterect.m: nice, m alone now n erect. what about u
boomi_devi: i am alone with shaved pubis area
hoterect.m: ohh my my
hoterect.m: u must be looking vry sxy
boomi_devi: yes
hoterect.m: wna come to u n suk u there
boomi_devi: my hot bulge in my thong is very prominent
boomi_devi: its growing
boomi_devi: bigger
hoterect.m: u making me horny n desire for u
boomi_devi: swallowing you whole
hoterect.m: ummmm
boomi_devi: and tentacles are coming out of my vagina
hoterect.m: mine also growing
boomi_devi: raping your asshole
hoterect.m: ahhhhhhhhhh
boomi_devi: and little goblins are crawling out my erect penis
boomi_devi: licking ur cum da
hoterect.m: u m /f ?
boomi_devi: both da
boomi_devi: how are you not knowing
hoterect.m: ?
boomi_devi: i am chakka from bombay street
boomi_devi: i make livng sucking dick for cocaine
hoterect.m: fuk off u bastard
boomi_devi: y r u ignoring me man
boomi_devi: i want hot sex
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toppul_nakki: m/f
boomi_devi: o decent man
boomi_devi: come here da
boomi_devi: f
toppul_nakki: u tamil ah
toppul_nakki: say
boomi_devi: yes da
boomi_devi: i have very deep navel yes
toppul_nakki: dirty aa pesalama
toppul_nakki: na 22 m nenga
toppul_nakki: pesunga
boomi_devi: my navell is just big enough for your 2cm cock
toppul_nakki: nenga taniya va irukinga
toppul_nakki: solunga
boomi_devi: stick ur penis into my navel baby
toppul_nakki: r u alone
toppul_nakki: can i caal u
boomi_devi: yes
boomi_devi: 911 is my number
toppul_nakki: ur num
toppul_nakki: wat
boomi_devi: dial 001911
toppul_nakki: no
boomi_devi: why not man
boomi_devi: dont u want my sexy badi
toppul_nakki: tats not ur num
boomi_devi: yes it is baby
toppul_nakki: no
boomi_devi: yes it is baby
toppul_nakki: tats some emergency num
boomi_devi: no it isnt baby
toppul_nakki: tell ur cell num
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vishalsh7: hi how r u
boomi_devi: i am gay
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hungridik_4_lonely_wife: hi
boomi_devi: i am hungry for pussy
hungridik_4_lonely_wife: take my big cock
boomi_devi: no
boomi_devi: i mean
boomi_devi: yes
boomi_devi: ill shred it in a wood chipper
boomi_devi: and eat the bloody sauce thats left over
boomi_devi: and then garnish it with onions
boomi_devi: fuck you
boomi_devi: like any girl would respond to your messages
boomi_devi: faggot
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karan2093: hii
boomi_devi: 001911 is my num
boomi_devi: call me for hot sex
karan2093: plz giv me mis cl at
karan2093: 9899380274
boomi_devi: i just gave your number to the biggest homosexual porn group on the internet
boomi_devi: sound good?
boomi_devi: dumbass
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Marriedm: hi
boomi_devi: why are you cheating on your wife
boomi_devi: you dirty no good bastard
boomi_devi: you should be ashamed of yourself
boomi_devi: go fuck yourself you low life piece of shit
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BIG_THICK_LUND: hi asl
boomi_devi: hi
BIG_THICK_LUND: asl plz
boomi_devi: if i hear asl again
boomi_devi: i am going to chop off someone's dick
boomi_devi: how is that?
BIG_THICK_LUND: wt wrong to u
BIG_THICK_LUND: cn i hv ur short intro thn
boomi_devi: hello, i'm an asshole
BIG_THICK_LUND: it sounds
boomi_devi: and i want to kick your ass
BIG_THICK_LUND: fuck off
boomi_devi: by stabbibing your dick with a pencil
boomi_devi: and then rubbing your ass with a grater
boomi_devi: your gonna wish you were never born you piece of shit
boomi_devi: fuck you
boomi_devi: and your asl asking piece of shit brain
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BUTTS-LOVER: hi
boomi_devi: you have a retarded username
BUTTS-LOVER: means
boomi_devi: you dont know what retarded means?
BUTTS-LOVER: ya
boomi_devi: YOU ARE STUPID
boomi_devi: YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID
BUTTS-LOVER: ok
boomi_devi: did you understand me?
BUTTS-LOVER: ya
BUTTS-LOVER: it means
BUTTS-LOVER: u dont lik tht
BUTTS-LOVER: thts it
BUTTS-LOVER: bye...enjy...hav fun
boomi_devi: you are stupid
BUTTS-LOVER: hey
BUTTS-LOVER: dont u know manners
BUTTS-LOVER: decently im quiting
BUTTS-LOVER: keep on going
boomi_devi: you are stupid
BUTTS-LOVER: ur not in heaven
BUTTS-LOVER: this is sex chat site
BUTTS-LOVER: dont forget tht
boomi_devi: you are stupid
BUTTS-LOVER: gud bye
BUTTS-LOVER: ur a bitch
BUTTS-LOVER: wht to do
boomi_devi: you are stupid
BUTTS-LOVER: ok thanx
boomi_devi: uyou are stupid
boomi_devi: mr. butt lover
boomi_devi: what a faggot name
boomi_devi: you sound like such a bimbo
BUTTS-LOVER: if ur a bitch thn im a stupid
boomi_devi: i want to kick your ass
BUTTS-LOVER: ha ha ha
BUTTS-LOVER: u can
BUTTS-LOVER: i think u didnt get any 1
boomi_devi: come here so i can smash your face in
boomi_devi: i wouldnt be talking
boomi_devi: since your so desperate to stoop to cyber sex
boomi_devi: which is the lowest of the low
boomi_devi: congrats
boomi_devi: you are a loser
BUTTS-LOVER: ur here to social service?????????
BUTTS-LOVER: good joke
boomi_devi: and i could kick your ass with my pinky alone
boomi_devi: i am motherfucking chuck norris motherfucker
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samuel jackson
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-strong-romantic-seducer-m: hi boomi how ru sexy
boomi_devi: ohh
boomi_devi: u are very charming fellow
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: hmm thnx for ur lovely compliment
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: ur asl plz
boomi_devi: 20/f/pheonix
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: 25 m usa here ,new york ,u got msn or yahoo
boomi_devi: no
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: so wht do u do sweety
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: whts ur name
boomi_devi: amrutha
boomi_devi: yea
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: wow lovely name
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: amrutha like to have fun babe
boomi_devi: yes
boomi_devi: i am ready
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: hmm wht ru wearing now and ur stats
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: ru alone
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: we can talk over phone and get seduced and horny .......
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: u there sweety
boomi_devi: sry
boomi_devi: i am wearing some condoms on my fingers
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats so romantic
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: why ru doing that
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: lets get on the phone
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: can u call me
boomi_devi: i am sticking tampons up my ass
boomi_devi: i am rubbing a cheese grator against my pussy
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: lets talk on phone babe, give me ur number
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: whts ur cup size
boomi_devi: DD
boomi_devi: i am sticking knives into my pussy
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: hmmmmmmmm
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: hows ur pussy , when did u wax it
boomi_devi: 5 years ago
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: lol
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: whts ur age honey
boomi_devi: but i immeadeatly punched a bear, stole its fur and pasted it on my pubic area
boomi_devi: 25
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: hmm u can be funny and horny simultaneously
boomi_devi: i also ripped its gentitals out and now theyre hanging around my rearview mirror of my car
boomi_devi: i am badass
boomi_devi: after i ripped its genitals out, i proceeded to punch a baby in the face
boomi_devi: and raped its mom
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: ru male
boomi_devi: i am an asskicking female
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: lol
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: why dont we talk over phone
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: u talk so nice
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: we can have a grt time
boomi_devi: ca i take your genitals for my testicle collection
boomi_devi: i rip the balls out of the men i fuck
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: oh really yeah u can do that, i shall take ur labia majora can keep it as my ear collection
boomi_devi: ill kick your ass then
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: hmmm yeah kick it with ur boobs
boomi_devi: my boobs have boobs
boomi_devi: thats how awesome i am
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: i guess u r replica of big foot
boomi_devi: i am a amazon warrior
-strong-romantic-seducer-m: nice
boomi_devi: and i will kick your ass
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