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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 15 2007, 09:10 AM (136 Views) | |
| Y Mab Darogan | Apr 15 2007, 09:10 AM Post #1 |
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Playing CK, both the Golden Jew and the Il-Pansies failed to take more than four provences before having their ass widened by Russians and Central Asians respectively. Like what the fuck? I've never actualy played the game late enough into it to see them arrive before and I expected something dramatic. I remember on the forums people satying abow the mongols kept destroyingt Paris and shit like that...but they were really shit for me! Fuckers! DOnt trust asiatsic, unreliable the lot of them :yeah: |
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| Y Mab Darogan | Apr 15 2007, 10:13 AM Post #2 |
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Playing CK, both the Golden Jew and the Il-Pansies failed to take more than four provences before having their ass widened by Russians and Central Asians respectively. Like what the fuck? I've never actualy played the game late enough into it to see them arrive before and I expected something dramatic. I remember on the forums people satying abow the mongols kept destroyingt Paris and shit like that...but they were really shit for me! Fuckers! DOnt trust asiatsic, unreliable the lot of them :yeah: |
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| +Steppenwolf+ | Apr 15 2007, 12:13 PM Post #3 |
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Akbar the Great
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I've never seen the Mongols myself. :cute: |
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| bakterház | Apr 15 2007, 01:30 PM Post #4 |
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Magyar!
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I did :nods: For two months, and then they got wiped :jewish: |
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| Y Mab Darogan | Apr 15 2007, 02:07 PM Post #5 |
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The hardest thing about Crusader Kings is keeping oneself amused for more than 100 years of game time :nods: |
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| Y Mab Darogan | Apr 15 2007, 02:08 PM Post #6 |
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The hardest thing about Crusader Kings is keeping oneself amused for more than 100 years of game time :nods: |
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| +Steppenwolf+ | Apr 15 2007, 02:39 PM Post #7 |
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Akbar the Great
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:nods: |
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| bakterház | Apr 15 2007, 02:58 PM Post #8 |
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Magyar!
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My heir at the moment is a greek habsburg :nods: HAIL ZENO VON HABSBURG! |
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| Y Mab Darogan | Apr 15 2007, 03:03 PM Post #9 |
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I'm the Greco-German rulser of the Crusader Kingdom of Syria, King Isaakios von Berbenburg :slutman: |
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| Trytyhuve | Apr 15 2007, 08:09 PM Post #10 |
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Koskenkorva ja veitsi
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CK is for girls :cute: |
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| green_alien | Apr 15 2007, 08:21 PM Post #11 |
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GOTT MIT UNS!
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In my latest game of Victoria: Revolutions I am getting gangbanged by russia all the time. When I want to rape it in return it never accepts peace proposals. :nono: I still like the metal image of 45 000 heroic ary....Austrians repelling 100 000 russian mongrels making desperate assault against my bunkers. :slutman: |
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| green_alien | Apr 15 2007, 08:28 PM Post #12 |
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GOTT MIT UNS!
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Also the Germans turned into frogs. "Hey Sardinia, nice kingdom you have, would look better in AUSTRIAN colour. This is war, byotch!" Guten Kaiser Franz---->:itf: "Zat is not nice of you Austria, zis is far! Eff you! Mighty french army will defeat you!" frenchie---->:henry: "Uh hey Austria um sorry but uh I'll have to wash my hair and um see ya." ghey german---> :sapura: "We're declaring war on you! Because we can!" Russian----> :cute: And then they rape me stealing all my shit. :nono: |
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| +Steppenwolf+ | Apr 15 2007, 09:01 PM Post #13 |
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Akbar the Great
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I remember an epic German-Russian war in one game. I was a recently formed Germany, conservative Empire I believe and racked up the BB, my armies were still comparitively weak when the Russian Bear decided now would be time to smack me about. I went on the offensive into Congress Poland and was doing quite well with this main army stack when I managed to get it fucking surrounded and completely destroyed. My borders were open and ready for raping. Over the next year I fought a bitter retreating action into the heart of Germany, they were knocking at the gates of Berlin and pressing into Saxony when my long term mobilization plans finally payed off and once more into the Breach did the loyal Teutonic knights kick the living shit out of the Russians, back into their own fucking homelands and most of European Russia was in my hands. I peaced out with taking a shit load of land which I turned into a variety of Baltic + Congress Poland vassals, and then proceeded to rape most of Europe in a variety of wars, humiliating the Frogs, distroying the Austrian Empire into it's component states and so forth. That was a cool game, but boring for the final couple of decades. :rar: |
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