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`sofia
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Aug 14 2006, 04:43 PM Post #151 |
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Quit muna..tam biet RO...be back soon
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hello ![]() joke time tawa nman jan heheheBush: What are the pollutants in your country? Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants....we have sisig, kilawin, chicharon,mani Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka, Boy Bawang (cornik). Tindero: Hoy, bili ka gatas ng baka? P10 piso lang isang baso Manong: Ang mahal naman, may tig piso lang nyan? Tindero: Meron po, pero kayo na po ang dumede sa baka. A naked girl rode on a taxi "Bakit" asked the girl at the driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya "Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?" Driver: "Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe mo" Wife shouting..... "Honey magimpake ka na, nanalo ako sa lotto" Husband: "Wow, anong dadalhin ko?" Wife: "Wala akong pakialam basta lumayas ka na" Hari: 'Ang hatol sa kasalan mo, ipakain sa leon o pasukan ng bubuyog sa puwet' Salarin: 'Gusto ko pong pasukan na lang po ng bubuyog sa puwet' Hari: 'Hala, mga kawal, ilabas si Jollibee' Wife: Dear, ano regalo mo sa akin sa 25th anniversary natin? Husband: Dalhin kita sa Africa Wife: Wow, how sweet naman! Eh sa 50th anniversary? Husband: Sunduin kita dun! Ok Amo: Bakit ka umiiyak? Katulong: Sabi po ni dok tatangalan po ako ng butlig Amo: Butlig lang iiyak ka na... Katulong: Kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang po pero bakit naman butligs pa.....wah wah wah Doc: Ano trabaho mo hija? Girl: Substitute po Doc: Hindi kaya prostitute? Girl: Hindi po, mama ko po ang prostitute at kung may sakit siya ako po yung substitute.... Bus hinoldap...... Holdaper: Rereypin ko lahat ng babae d2 Prosti: Ako nalang po, maawa kayo sa kanila Madre: Kapal mo...sabi nga lahat eh, pakialamera..... Boy: Di na tuloy ang kasal natin Girl: Bakit?! Boy: Kuya mo kasi eh! Girl: Hindi no! Gusto ka ng Kuya ko! Boy: Yun nga eh.. gusto ko rin ang kuya mo! English: Eat all you can, dont be shy... feel at home... Tagalog: Kain lang kayo ng kain. Walang hiya kayo...pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo ito! Juan: San ka galing? Pedro: sementeryo, libing ng biyenan ko. Juan: E bakit puro kamot ang mukha at braso mo? Pedro: Mahirap ilibing eh... Lumalaban!! Husband comes home 4AM and discovers his wife in bed with another man. His wife shouts at him: "Where have you been?" Husband: "Who is that man?!?" Wife: "Grabe ka! Dont change the topic!!" Anak: Tay, bibili ako ng band paper Itay: Anak, wag kang ha? Hindi "bandpaper", ang tawag dun! Anak: Ano po ba? Itay: Kokongban" |
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Syxx
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Aug 14 2006, 04:51 PM Post #152 |
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• Rock My World •
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hi ninyahness ![]() magandang hapon
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mountaindew
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Aug 14 2006, 04:59 PM Post #153 |
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where is your boy tonight?
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hahaha aus ung mga jokes hi ulit binibining afk
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_NinYah_
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Aug 14 2006, 05:35 PM Post #154 |
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Ninyah ako \.m./
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haha.. binibining afk.. lolz ![]()
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mountaindew
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Aug 14 2006, 05:42 PM Post #155 |
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where is your boy tonight?
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di lang binibining AFK yan, Miss delayed reply pa joke lang
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`Crackster`
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Aug 14 2006, 05:45 PM Post #156 |
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Rey
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ninyah, anung size mas gs2 mo?![]() ![]() |
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_NinYah_
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Aug 14 2006, 05:47 PM Post #157 |
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Ninyah ako \.m./
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waaaa towi!! d ako delayed magreply!! wakokoko
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`edaf~
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Aug 14 2006, 06:18 PM Post #158 |
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Sadness is what is behind this smile
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hi ching
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`Crackster`
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Aug 14 2006, 06:20 PM Post #159 |
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Rey
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prang gan2 oh....![]()
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_NinYah_
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Aug 14 2006, 06:35 PM Post #160 |
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Ninyah ako \.m./
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galing galing ni rey ![]() ![]() |
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`Crackster`
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Aug 14 2006, 06:43 PM Post #161 |
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Rey
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bsta ikaw...
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mountaindew
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Aug 14 2006, 06:55 PM Post #162 |
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where is your boy tonight?
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hi ninyah
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_NinYah_
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Aug 14 2006, 06:57 PM Post #163 |
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Ninyah ako \.m./
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@rey basta ako ano?? ![]() @towi ello towiness ![]()
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`Crackster`
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Aug 14 2006, 06:59 PM Post #164 |
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Rey
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edi un...
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_NinYah_
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Aug 14 2006, 07:04 PM Post #165 |
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Ninyah ako \.m./
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waa.. ano nga un??
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`sofia

tawa nman jan hehehe
ha? Hindi "band




mountaindew






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