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-maz- / `maz; nOOb pa sa LB.. ^_~
Topic Started: Aug 11 2006, 09:40 PM (28,101 Views)
`sofia
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Quit muna..tam biet RO...be back soon
hello :P

joke time :) tawa nman jan hehehe

Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?
Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants....we have sisig, kilawin, chicharon,mani
Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka, Boy Bawang (cornik).

Tindero: Hoy, bili ka gatas ng baka? P10 piso lang isang baso
Manong: Ang mahal naman, may tig piso lang nyan?
Tindero: Meron po, pero kayo na po ang dumede sa baka.

A naked girl rode on a taxi
"Bakit" asked the girl at the driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya "Ngayon ka lang
ba nakakita ng hubad?"
Driver: "Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe mo"

Wife shouting..... "Honey magimpake ka na, nanalo ako sa lotto"
Husband: "Wow, anong dadalhin ko?"
Wife: "Wala akong pakialam basta lumayas ka na"

Hari: 'Ang hatol sa kasalan mo, ipakain sa leon o pasukan ng bubuyog sa puwet'
Salarin: 'Gusto ko pong pasukan na lang po ng bubuyog sa puwet'
Hari: 'Hala, mga kawal, ilabas si Jollibee'

Wife: Dear, ano regalo mo sa akin sa 25th anniversary natin?
Husband: Dalhin kita sa Africa
Wife: Wow, how sweet naman! Eh sa 50th anniversary?
Husband: Sunduin kita dun! Ok

Amo: Bakit ka umiiyak?
Katulong: Sabi po ni dok tatangalan po ako ng butlig
Amo: Butlig lang iiyak ka na...
Katulong: Kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang po pero bakit naman
butligs pa.....wah wah wah

Doc: Ano trabaho mo hija?
Girl: Substitute po
Doc: Hindi kaya prostitute?
Girl: Hindi po, mama ko po ang prostitute at kung may sakit siya ako po yung
substitute....

Bus hinoldap......
Holdaper: Rereypin ko lahat ng babae d2
Prosti: Ako nalang po, maawa kayo sa kanila
Madre: Kapal mo...sabi nga lahat eh, pakialamera.....

Boy: Di na tuloy ang kasal natin

Girl: Bakit?!

Boy: Kuya mo kasi eh!

Girl: Hindi no! Gusto ka ng Kuya ko!

Boy: Yun nga eh.. gusto ko rin ang kuya mo!



English: Eat all you can, dont be shy... feel at

home...

Tagalog: Kain lang kayo ng kain. Walang hiya

kayo...pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo ito!



Juan: San ka galing?

Pedro: sementeryo, libing ng biyenan ko.

Juan: E bakit puro kamot ang mukha at braso mo?

Pedro: Mahirap ilibing eh... Lumalaban!!



Husband comes home 4AM and discovers his wife in
bed with another man.

His wife shouts at him: "Where have you been?"

Husband: "Who is that man?!?"

Wife: "Grabe ka! Dont change the topic!!"



Anak: Tay, bibili ako ng band paper
Itay: Anak, wag kang :censored: ha? Hindi "band

paper", ang tawag dun!

Anak: Ano po ba?

Itay: Kokongban"
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Syxx
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hi ninyahness :D
magandang hapon /kis2
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where is your boy tonight?
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hahaha aus ung mga jokes :lol:

hi ulit binibining afk /kis2
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haha.. binibining afk.. lolz /heh


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where is your boy tonight?
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di lang binibining AFK yan, Miss delayed reply pa :lol2:

joke lang :peace:

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ninyah, anung size mas gs2 mo?

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Ninyah ako \.m./
waaaa towi!! d ako delayed magreply!! wakokoko


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prang gan2 oh....

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galing galing ni rey :clap: :clap: :clap: /kis


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bsta ikaw... /ok :hug:
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hi ninyah :grin:
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basta ako ano?? /heh


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ello towiness :D


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edi un... /heh
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waa.. ano nga un??



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