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`raf_demonic; I'm Raf Dominic..
Topic Started: Jul 19 2006, 02:51 AM (30,443 Views)
`Crackster`
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Rey
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_Way to go Granny!
>
>
> Lawyers should NEVER ask a Mississippi grandma a
> question if they aren't
> prepared for the answer..............
>
> In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting
> attorney called his first
> witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the
> stand. He approached her
> and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
>
> She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.
> Williams. I've known you
> since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been
> a big disappointment to
> me.
> You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
> manipulate people and talk
> about them behind their backs. You think you're a
> big shot when you
> haven't the brains to realize you never will
> amount to anything more than
> a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
>
> The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to
> do, he pointed across
> the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the
> defense attorney?"
> She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known
> Mr. Bradley since he
> was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has
> a drinking problem.
> He can't build a normal
> relationship with anyone and his law practice is
> one of the worst in
> the entire state.
> Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
> different women.
> One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
> The defense attorney
> almost died.
>
> The judge asked both counselors to approach the
> bench and, in a very quiet
> voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if
> she knows me, I'll send
> you to the electric chair."
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The Simpsons go Naruto
@pats
maayong adlaw..;) ty sa pagdaan..

@selphie
have a great day din..;)

@Yubs
ok naruto ah../heh

@rey
wahaha! ikaw yung judge rey? /gg
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^amfufuness... /heh
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•I'm Bored•
ello~

nkikidaan lng po.. /heh

dudnyte~
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rafraf! im baaaackkk... /gg
patunayan mo na level 10 Pulot Quicken ka. /gg
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Late night spamming!!! /heh
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this is anne the bumpire spammer ^^

bump bump /e4
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Auto-follow ako kay ate GM spammer Anne! /heh
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sunod lang din ako kay kuya yubs /e2
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Wah! Sinusundan mo ko habang sinusundan kita! /wah
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i'm chasing kuya yubs.. ~ /ok
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padaan lng bago ma2log bro ... /gg


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@princess
elow! /heh

@dawn
you're back!! /gg number nung chic..sige na../gg

@yubs and anne
cge pa spam pa..:evil:

@patrick
kumusta bianca tol? /heh

@rey
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!
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We're ok /gg


kaya busy masyado eh.. inaasikaso namin transcript ko /heh lagi din may pinapagawa tita nya e ndi nya ganun kabisado pag d2 /heh
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Other people misjudge our kind. They
think we are too self-absorbed. They say
we are rude and egotistical yet they
wish they were us.
Because of our exotic looks and
popularity, we are unstoppable and
invulnerable. We do not care if others
can not comprehend the way we are,
but we crave for R E S P E C T. Love us
or hate us, we ain't gona fade away!!!

TRISKELION TAMARAWS FOREVER!!!
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edi official drayber ka nyan with benefits? /gg
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