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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 18 2006, 09:44 PM (727 Views) | |
`Crackster`
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Jul 18 2006, 09:44 PM Post #1 |
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10 simple rules for dating my daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine. |
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~Tilamsik Ng Talong~
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Jul 18 2006, 10:07 PM Post #2 |
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Oo! ako ang kumanta ng BanaL na Aso!
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grabe naman yan! |
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SaveTheQueen
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Jul 18 2006, 10:20 PM Post #3 |
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it might be the only way..
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id rather suicide.. |
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raf_dominic
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Jul 19 2006, 02:22 AM Post #4 |
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The Simpsons go Naruto
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overprotective SOB war junkie../heh
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~*Ayie*~
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Jul 20 2006, 02:23 PM Post #5 |
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Alarm
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wat a really strict father..
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i luv Kim Jeong Hoon.. ![]() `*YiDinG* Loyalist | |
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patrick ™
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Jul 21 2006, 05:52 PM Post #6 |
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August,16,2006
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What the f*ck |
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`[critz]_patRick* 99/70 -=PiNoY°PsyCHoZ=- Rejects [CritZ`]PatriCK._jr 85/52 Other people misjudge our kind. They think we are too self-absorbed. They say we are rude and egotistical yet they wish they were us. Because of our exotic looks and popularity, we are unstoppable and invulnerable. We do not care if others can not comprehend the way we are, but we crave for R E S P E C T. Love us or hate us, we ain't gona fade away!!! TRISKELION TAMARAWS FOREVER!!! | |
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Nards-d-man
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Jul 21 2006, 06:37 PM Post #7 |
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^^.
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Oh my............
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Shaolei
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Jul 21 2006, 06:40 PM Post #8 |
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it's obvious that the daughter of this father is daddy's little girl.. ![]() i find it silly, but any guy with good intentions would follow those rules for his girl
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Yuber
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Jul 21 2006, 06:49 PM Post #9 |
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• Destroy the Opposition •
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Just wait till the bastard dies. If it's taking to long, give him a little push, if you know what I mean.
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NataLie
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Jul 21 2006, 07:11 PM Post #10 |
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Invincible Moon
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^ alam mo sis, ganyan na-iimagine ko sa yo pag nagka-anak ka na babae... yung kamay na bakal mo, remember
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Yuber
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Jul 21 2006, 07:37 PM Post #11 |
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• Destroy the Opposition •
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OMG!! NO WAY!!! Well....yung Rule number 4 applicable pa ren! ![]() Pag ok naman yung dumidiskarte sa baby ko, baka maging kainuman ko pa yon!
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wooshoot
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Jul 23 2006, 01:24 AM Post #12 |
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Thief Mushroom
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grabe!!gaano ba kaganda at kasexy yang anak nyan?!siguraduhin niya lang ha?!
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patrick ™
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Jul 23 2006, 01:35 AM Post #13 |
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August,16,2006
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Pero pag naging daddy din ako .. Ganyan din gagawin ko eh, hihigpitan ko tlga magiging mga anak ko lalo na pag Girl.. Iba na kc mga lalaki ngaun alam nyo kung anu ibigsabihin ko
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`[critz]_patRick* 99/70 -=PiNoY°PsyCHoZ=- Rejects [CritZ`]PatriCK._jr 85/52 Other people misjudge our kind. They think we are too self-absorbed. They say we are rude and egotistical yet they wish they were us. Because of our exotic looks and popularity, we are unstoppable and invulnerable. We do not care if others can not comprehend the way we are, but we crave for R E S P E C T. Love us or hate us, we ain't gona fade away!!! TRISKELION TAMARAWS FOREVER!!! | |
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wooshoot
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Jul 23 2006, 01:38 AM Post #14 |
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Thief Mushroom
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hehe..ako nga rin eh...nagulat nga gf ko kasi sobrang higpit ko daw...eh paano naman lalake ako kaya alam ko alam nila!
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patrick ™
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Jul 23 2006, 01:44 AM Post #15 |
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August,16,2006
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Amf iba mga nasautak ng ibang lalaki ngaun.. Karamihan mga kilala ko Ayaw ko gawin sa anak ko yung ginagawa namin dati Makakapatay ako ng tao pag nagkataon
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`[critz]_patRick* 99/70 -=PiNoY°PsyCHoZ=- Rejects [CritZ`]PatriCK._jr 85/52 Other people misjudge our kind. They think we are too self-absorbed. They say we are rude and egotistical yet they wish they were us. Because of our exotic looks and popularity, we are unstoppable and invulnerable. We do not care if others can not comprehend the way we are, but we crave for R E S P E C T. Love us or hate us, we ain't gona fade away!!! TRISKELION TAMARAWS FOREVER!!! | |
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wat a really strict father.. 

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