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GUYS
Topic Started: Jul 17 2006, 07:27 PM (632 Views)
`Crackster`
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1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls.
They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute,
and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you,
it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten
already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone
just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you,
he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's
attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't.
And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you
many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them,
and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy's heart,
there's no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!"
would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they
usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or
makes any excuses when you re asking him to do you a favor, he's actually
saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says "no",
a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want
before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just
to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him.
But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through
half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Guys ultimate weakness are girls.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe
him. But don't let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if
they're not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about
his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems,
he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you
is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking
with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but
would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but
her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship
and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during
courtship it would be hard for him to replace her easily.

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend
after they broke up especially when they've been together for
3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want
before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if
he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and
hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys
blame themselves a lot more than girls do.
They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have
weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but
become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating.
You'll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the
girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's
just actually saying "Please come and listen to me"

59. Guys don't really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love
at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the
end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him
but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball,
the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see
with your naked eyes.

71. A guy's friend knows everything about him.
Use this to your advantage.

72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on
the first sign of rejection.

73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without
prejudice and you'll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do
more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are
especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and
have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin
at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes
are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once
they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his
own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps
himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks,
it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed
of you or he's criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him.
But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best
friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous
whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves
you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the
romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain
when he cries in front of u.

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him
first why.

93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't
hear your voice even just for one night, hang up.
He also tells that to another girl.
He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if
you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they
are serious in your relationships.
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Jul 17 2006, 07:27 PM
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten
already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone
just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you,
he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's
attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them,
and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy's heart,
there's no turning back.


25. Guys love their moms.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about
his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you
is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking
with someone else.

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but
her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship
and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend
after they broke up especially when they've been together for
3 years or more.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys
blame themselves a lot more than girls do.
They could even hurt themselves physically.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but
become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating.
You'll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the
girl. He really is.

93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't
hear your voice even just for one night, hang up.
He also tells that to another girl.
He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if
you see him praying sometimes.

97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they
are serious in your relationships.

woot~! /go
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8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't.
And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you
many things and it is drinking!

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just
to get you a couple of roses.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems,
he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but
become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him
but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best
friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous
whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves
you more than your boyfriend does.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain
when he cries in front of u.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair! :lol2:

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they
are serious in your relationships.





may naaalala lang ako../sob /heh
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girl ba sumulat nito or guy?
kasi kung guy, i would think nagbubuhat sya ng sariling bangko..

i mean, tingnan nyo lahat ng numbers... contradictory amp!
for example:

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22. When a girl says "no",
a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."


tas eto sunod nyang sasabihin:

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72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on
the first sign of rejection.


taena sabi nya una okay lang mag say no, tas the next thing bawal na maging snob?

what is that??
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^ nyahah unga noh.

qoute ko lng kasi tama tong sinabi nya eh

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2. Guys hate flirts.


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most of wat he said s true i guess. /swt i dunno.. /muha
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majority ng nsa post nya ay TAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice one, love guru ka tol ah! :D
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8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.


WOOTS~! :woohoo:
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98. Guys hate girls who overreact.


Yeah. That's true.

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82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.


And this too. Talk about turn off

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46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.


This one made me laugh. I mean.. Lol! I'm green today sorry.
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1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls.
They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.


Di ko alam kung sarcastic yan o seryoso eh. :lol2:
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Most of the good guys are taken. /e4

But im still available in the market :lol2:
just look for the yellow tag :lol2:
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82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.


Eto pala disagree ako. /heh

I swear a lot, so why should I criticize anyone else? Oh well, I'm not really a "guy" so whatever. /heh
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