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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 12 2006, 08:33 AM (213 Views) | |
ThereSheGoes
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Jul 12 2006, 08:33 AM Post #1 |
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MATH Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy. SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. |
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PaYsU
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Jul 12 2006, 09:05 AM Post #2 |
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♥ Magic Attack ♥
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hmmm... |
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ThereSheGoes
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Jul 12 2006, 11:47 AM Post #3 |
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ahihihi.. keep in mind the discussion technique faysuu
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raf_dominic
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Jul 12 2006, 03:48 PM Post #4 |
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The Simpsons go Naruto
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natatawa ako dun sa last../heh "You're Next!" haha! |
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Crimson_Death
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Jul 12 2006, 04:12 PM Post #5 |
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Ready Steady GO!!!
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nice one
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~*Selphie*~
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Jul 12 2006, 08:07 PM Post #6 |
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"I'm juz uR oRdiNaRy, average, eVrYdAy sAnE pSyCho...&q
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"ur next" ahahah |
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-beyond hope lies-
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Jul 12 2006, 08:12 PM Post #7 |
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why does HELLO feel like GOODBYE?
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paysu ikw na nxt.. aattend nlng ako sa funeral moh.. funeral for a freind ![]() dyok!! hehe galing mo mag solve.
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Digital Eyes
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Jul 12 2006, 08:13 PM Post #8 |
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November Rain
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hahaha.. funny.. i liked how she stopped people from bugging her.. soo evil.. ![]() anyway.. ALMOST everything written there is true for SOME people..
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~*Ayie*~
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Jul 18 2006, 03:54 PM Post #9 |
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Alarm
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halos lhat ng mga nasbi s true.. ur next lolz..
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i luv Kim Jeong Hoon.. ![]() `*YiDinG* Loyalist | |
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~~**jOven**~~
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Jul 18 2006, 07:34 PM Post #10 |
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Rotar Zario
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waaa
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patrick ™
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Jul 19 2006, 05:46 PM Post #11 |
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August,16,2006
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"Your Next"
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`[critz]_patRick* 99/70 -=PiNoY°PsyCHoZ=- Rejects [CritZ`]PatriCK._jr 85/52 Other people misjudge our kind. They think we are too self-absorbed. They say we are rude and egotistical yet they wish they were us. Because of our exotic looks and popularity, we are unstoppable and invulnerable. We do not care if others can not comprehend the way we are, but we crave for R E S P E C T. Love us or hate us, we ain't gona fade away!!! TRISKELION TAMARAWS FOREVER!!! | |
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raf_dominic
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Jul 19 2006, 09:09 PM Post #12 |
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The Simpsons go Naruto
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add mo sa list itong pinakamatinding formula para sa romance../heh Panget BF + Ganda GF = Galing Diskarte Gwapo BF + Panget GF = True Love Gwapo BF + Ganda GF = Match made in heaven Panget BF + Panget GF = No other choice../e5 love your own..:lol2: |
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ThereSheGoes
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Jul 20 2006, 12:55 AM Post #13 |
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^ lol alam ko yan
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