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Romance Mathematics; Funny lol.
Topic Started: Jul 12 2006, 08:33 AM (213 Views)
ThereSheGoes

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MATH

Smart man + smart woman = romance.

Smart man + dumb woman = affair.

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage.

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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ThereSheGoes

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ahihihi.. keep in mind the discussion technique faysuu /heh
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The Simpsons go Naruto
natatawa ako dun sa last../heh

"You're Next!"

haha!
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/heh nice one /no1
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"I'm juz uR oRdiNaRy, average, eVrYdAy sAnE pSyCho...&q
"ur next" ahahah

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why does HELLO feel like GOODBYE?
paysu ikw na nxt.. aattend nlng ako sa funeral moh..

funeral for a freind /gg

dyok!! hehe



galing mo mag solve. /lv
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hahaha.. funny.. i liked how she stopped people from bugging her.. soo evil.. /e5 /gg

anyway.. ALMOST everything written there is true for SOME people.. /heh
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halos lhat ng mga nasbi s true..

ur next lolz.. /gg
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ThereSheGoes
Jul 12 2006, 08:33 AM


Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

waaa /heh
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Passion and
Dedication of an Epitome..
A warrior of
UnHoLy..
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/heh "Your Next" /heh /wah
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Other people misjudge our kind. They
think we are too self-absorbed. They say
we are rude and egotistical yet they
wish they were us.
Because of our exotic looks and
popularity, we are unstoppable and
invulnerable. We do not care if others
can not comprehend the way we are,
but we crave for R E S P E C T. Love us
or hate us, we ain't gona fade away!!!

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raf_dominic
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The Simpsons go Naruto
add mo sa list itong pinakamatinding formula para sa romance../heh

Panget BF + Ganda GF = Galing Diskarte
Gwapo BF + Panget GF = True Love
Gwapo BF + Ganda GF = Match made in heaven

Panget BF + Panget GF = No other choice../e5 love your own..:lol2:
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Thereshegoes
^ lol alam ko yan /heh
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