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Annoying Commercials; follow the format :)
Topic Started: May 25 2006, 10:03 AM (940 Views)
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COMMERCIAL: Carefree Feminine Wash™

SYNOPSIS:
Bunch of annoying cliche konyotic girls with varying degrees of annoying twang discussing among themselves how smelly their kitties are after menstruating that bad and how carefree feminine wash™ have made their life a little less empty as it is by doing imbecilic things all topped off by a relatively insulting english accent of the voice-over intended to appease the buying power of gullible fools who will buy that product.

WHAT SUCKS ABOUT IT:
[II don't know where to start.[/I]
1. the incredibly natural stupid-like reactions of the girl's faces
2. the cartwheel that sucked
3. the voice-over who somehow managed to get deported from some english speaking country to drone over brainwashed girls closely similar to those cliches in the commercial
4. a bunch of girls talking in commercials.. there was a reason why it is supposed to be PRIVATE for crying out loud.

I am gripped with overwhelming disgust to include any more headings.. if you do want to add more just then follow suit. :)
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^errr di ko naintindihan synopsis mo... masyadong malalim ung english.... pero alam ko ung commercial.... ahehehe if im not mistaken... mukang mainit ang ulo mo pag napapanood mo ung commercial na un... cool lng... its just a commercial.... :P

and what's this topic for???? errr :wacko:
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his english was just fine. and u're supposed to post here about commercials u find annoying, following his format.
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COMMERCIAL : Chowking.

Ung Congee. Tapos sabi nung chinese..

Chinese: Hu.. Init~~!!

Tapos sabay subo ng isang kutsarang congee. Na hindi man lang hinipan. Tapos hindi man lang nainitan..

Wala lang.. /ho
Eh kc natatawa ako sa reaksyon ng loloko ko pag nirereklamo nya un eh.. /heh
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haha lol @ harmony's insights on that commercial, too bad I dont watch tv anymore so pah,

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nothing more to add.. nuff said.. /heh
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How about Ricky Reyes in his/her shampoo commercial?? "Ang lhambooot...ang gwandaaa". I change the channel everytime I hear that commercial. :wacko:

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Commercial: Master Facial Cleanser..

Story: It was the guy's birthday and all the girls in his party had a big oil smuge on their cheeks because of the "beso-beso" they had with the guy..

What i hate about the commercial: The slow motion part of the commercial where the girl who just arrived says "Happy birthday.."..

One word to describe the commercial: Yuck.. /...

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The Carefree Feminine Wash commercial is meant for girls.. It's a girl thing, and some girls naturally do that..
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1.dun sa commercial nung bravo...wakakak...la lang nababaduyan ako..prng naiinis ako pg nkkta k ung bata..hahahah

2.dun sa 3d .nkikita nyo un...amfufuf..2006 na mukng commercial pa nila nung 90's un

3.e2 pnkaayaw ko...ung happy toothpaste ba un(forgot k na ung brand)..smile mo kita ko feel ko...gsto kng murahin si ranier dun sa commercial na un.waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... :smash:
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ung commercial nung lucky me pancit canton.....

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Yung Commercial dati na....

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OMG lol. @harmony.

and omg.. there's this other commercial and it sorta went like this:
-a guy working out (i think)
-girls in decidedly revealing black outfits all around.
-guy takes a bath
-he reaches for his towel which *gasp!* isnt there
-a girl has it who looks at guy with a smoldering seductive look
-guy smiles
-camera pan on all the waiting girls in tiny black outfits
-they show the produtc
-and just as you thought it was over, one girl says something totally idiotic in a conviniently idiotic way, too. lol.

not sure about everything.. but it went something like that.. what commercial was that? it's (sorry) incredibly sexist.. and the wasn't even at all fine.
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I really hate that rexona commercial.. ung first day high..

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ung "stop missing out bcoz of ur oily face.." blech. it portrays females as vain and shallow individuals who have absolutely zero confidence in themselves. duh.. if oily face should get painfully in the way of an enjoyable night out, then bring oil paper. *is it called that? ung parang wax paper and it blots out oil. or forget ur damn face and just have fun. meh.
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