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The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Tr; Angal??
Topic Started: Mar 29 2006, 01:46 PM (210 Views)
Toya Ten Nights
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Boys will always be boys...

*1. We're not as prvrtd as you think we all
are.

*2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-
boyfriend IS
a LOSER.

*3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses
sometimes too.

*4. Don't argue with us when we call you
beautiful.

*5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes
around
comes around.

*6. We know you're pretty, that's one of
the
reason's we're going out with you.

*7. Don't go into detail about your period.
It scares
us.

*8. If you have cramps and we ask you
what's
wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month
and
nothing more.

*9. If you really liked us for us, you would
let us
think that our mustache, beard, or
sideburns
looked cool.

*10. We never shave our legs. So get over
it.

*11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup
on us.
It's just wrong.

*12. Don't make bets about us, because
one of
your friends will tell us, if you don't.

*13. When we tell you that you're not fat,
believe
us.

*14. We absolutely do not care about the
Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees,B5,
or
what any other guy looks like for that
matter.

*15. We may not be able to pee accurately
all of
the time, but at least we can stand up and
go pee.

*16. Just cause you think you're always
right,
doesn't mean that you don't have to
apologize
when you do something "wrong."

*17. You expect us to say and do sweet
things for
you, but it would be nice if you did the
same every
once in a while. We like to know that you
love us.

*18. We can't always be spontaneous, so
try to
help us make the plans sometimes.

*19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy
for you,
cause you might get what you wish for.

* 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see
what
we would say". That's just mean.

*21. Never pretend like you are going to
break up
with us and laugh when we believe you.

*22. Pamela Anderson's breasts aren't fake
anymore, but we like yours better anyway.

*23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots
who don't
want a relationship.

*24. PMS is not an excuse.

*25. If you want us to put the seat down
when
we're done, you should put it up when
you're done.

*26 Don't tell us how cute your ex-
boyfriend was.
That doesn't turn us on.

*27. And always remember: The way to a
guys
heart is through his stomach..... and
maybe....oh
nevermind.

*28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You
might
be that comfy with your friends, but to us
it's just
wrong.

*29. We always notice how funny it is after
your rip
out our heart,
stick it down our throat and still want to be
friends.

*30. And last but not least: We know
you're not
always right, but we'll pretend like you are
anyway.
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mountaindew
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# 7 and # 17 :lol:

my girlfriend S H O U L D definitely read this. /heh
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^kabado /gg
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:lol2: nakkaliw, #29 & #30 maganda toh :lol2:
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mountaindew
Mar 29 2006, 01:53 PM
# 7 and # 17 :lol:

my girlfriend S H O U L D definitely read this. /heh

wala k chabs d ka pwde sa girls talk hehe
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# 7 /heh /heh /heh /heh /heh
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