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Vajarl / ~JC<555>~; Post Like YAMIN it!
Topic Started: Mar 18 2006, 02:13 PM (16,155 Views)
`sofia
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Quit muna..tam biet RO...be back soon
gud pm :P

joke time sna matwa k :)

Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?
Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants....we have sisig, kilawin, chicharon,mani
Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka, Boy Bawang (cornik).

Tindero: Hoy, bili ka gatas ng baka? P10 piso lang isang baso
Manong: Ang mahal naman, may tig piso lang nyan?
Tindero: Meron po, pero kayo na po ang dumede sa baka.

A naked girl rode on a taxi
"Bakit" asked the girl at the driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya "Ngayon ka lang
ba nakakita ng hubad?"
Driver: "Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe mo"

Wife shouting..... "Honey magimpake ka na, nanalo ako sa lotto"
Husband: "Wow, anong dadalhin ko?"
Wife: "Wala akong pakialam basta lumayas ka na"

Hari: 'Ang hatol sa kasalan mo, ipakain sa leon o pasukan ng bubuyog sa puwet'
Salarin: 'Gusto ko pong pasukan na lang po ng bubuyog sa puwet'
Hari: 'Hala, mga kawal, ilabas si Jollibee'

Wife: Dear, ano regalo mo sa akin sa 25th anniversary natin?
Husband: Dalhin kita sa Africa
Wife: Wow, how sweet naman! Eh sa 50th anniversary?
Husband: Sunduin kita dun! Ok

Amo: Bakit ka umiiyak?
Katulong: Sabi po ni dok tatangalan po ako ng butlig
Amo: Butlig lang iiyak ka na...
Katulong: Kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang po pero bakit naman
butligs pa.....wah wah wah

Doc: Ano trabaho mo hija?
Girl: Substitute po
Doc: Hindi kaya prostitute?
Girl: Hindi po, mama ko po ang prostitute at kung may sakit siya ako po yung
substitute....

Bus hinoldap......
Holdaper: Rereypin ko lahat ng babae d2
Prosti: Ako nalang po, maawa kayo sa kanila
Madre: Kapal mo...sabi nga lahat eh, pakialamera.....

Boy: Di na tuloy ang kasal natin

Girl: Bakit?!

Boy: Kuya mo kasi eh!

Girl: Hindi no! Gusto ka ng Kuya ko!

Boy: Yun nga eh.. gusto ko rin ang kuya mo!



English: Eat all you can, dont be shy... feel at

home...

Tagalog: Kain lang kayo ng kain. Walang hiya

kayo...pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo ito!



Juan: San ka galing?

Pedro: sementeryo, libing ng biyenan ko.

Juan: E bakit puro kamot ang mukha at braso mo?

Pedro: Mahirap ilibing eh... Lumalaban!!



Husband comes home 4AM and discovers his wife in
bed with another man.

His wife shouts at him: "Where have you been?"

Husband: "Who is that man?!?"

Wife: "Grabe ka! Dont change the topic!!"



Anak: Tay, bibili ako ng band paper
Itay: Anak, wag kang :censored: ha? Hindi "band

paper", ang tawag dun!

Anak: Ano po ba?

Itay: Kokongban"
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tagakanluranako
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¤Upland Assassins¤
Night po Fafs JC :bounce:
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_NinYah_
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Ninyah ako \.m./
eLLo gud PM :bounce:

PA-

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ThereSheGoes

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yo jc :hug:
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Ninyah ako \.m./
gud mOrninggg :bounce:


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ULIT !!



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:bounce: Fafi JC :bounce:

:spam: lang ng :spam:
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Last kiss ko for dis wik~ /kis

Thread ko ah! /gg

My wholesome THREAD! /e9 /e9 /e9
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^U'r da best my sexyness! /kis2

RETIRED SPAMMER...be back soon...
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Ninyah ako \.m./
gud mOrning JC :bounce:


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lang... :smash:

take care /no1


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ThereSheGoes

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wassap jc yo!
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good morning po..
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Order Of The Phoenix
"My might cannot be matched..."
- Anub'arak
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You'll always be in my heart... Forever.
elow fanet /heh

mownin :heehee:
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/lvpRit0ng_KabuTe's greatest possesion is Elka~'s HEART /lv
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Elow spammer! /e4
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pdaaaaaaan~
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"My might cannot be matched..."
- Anub'arak
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Ninyah ako \.m./
ganDang haPon :D


pa- :spam: lang este pa daan lang /heh



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Vajarl
FLaMiNG~

TEEWAY SA NAG ANGAT NG TRED NG BATANG NAGAARAL PARA SA PRELIMS! :grin:

TEEWAY MAZ, JASPER, JACKIE /kis, VINCENT, FANET, YUBS AT SYNTY! /kis

senxa d ako makaspam ngaun, d ko maangat tred nio /sob2
chem lab at lec ang test namin bukas!
mygulai.
/heh

ganda hapon!

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