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| INSTALLING HUSBAND Version 1.0; hehe | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 17 2006, 10:45 PM (376 Views) | |
kzyranni's_priestess
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Mar 17 2006, 10:45 PM Post #1 |
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Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0, and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance - particularly in the Flower and Jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, MLB 3.0, NBA 4.0, NASCAR 4.2 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http//www.I-Thought-You-Loved-Me.com" and try to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory, and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7 Tech Support |
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Digital Eyes
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Mar 17 2006, 11:07 PM Post #2 |
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November Rain
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haha.. very amusing.. yet so true..
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Team RSJ `Roxy.. [ Champion ] Bench~Body [ EDP Assassin Cross ] ?ning* [ SD Assassin Cross ] Quit muna pansamantala~%mh%-1000%mh% | |
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DementedPinoy
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Mar 17 2006, 11:20 PM Post #3 |
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Don't let me feel numb..
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i've seen this before galing ng gumawa.
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Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like running in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. | |
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krampy
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Mar 17 2006, 11:23 PM Post #4 |
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kaka aliw well ganun lng talaga buhay
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• Never fool a fool for you are the FOOL - confucious • • Wishing on a Distant Star •
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kzyranni's_priestess
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Mar 18 2006, 12:39 AM Post #5 |
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Upgrading to Wife 1.0 Last year a friend of mine upgraded from Girlfriend 4.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving few system resources for other applications. He is also now noticing the Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child-processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomenon was included in the product documentation, though other users have informed me that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself so that it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. Some applications such as PokerNite 10.3, Bachelor Party 2.5, and Pubnite 7.0 are no longer able to run on the system at all, causing the system to lockup when launched (even though the apps worked fine before). Wife 1.0 provides no installation options. Thus, the installation of undesired plug-ins such as Mother-in-law 55.8 and the Brother-in-law Beta is unavoidable. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day. Some features my friend would like to see in the upcoming Wife 2.0: A "don't remind me again" button. Minimize button. Ability to delete the "headache" file An install feature that provides an option to uninstall 2.0 version without loss loss of other system resources. An option to run the network driver in "promiscuous mode" allowing the the system's Hardware Probe feature to be much more useful/effective. I myself wish I had decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 3.0 Even here, however, I have found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 4.0 on top of girlfriend 3.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 3.0 first, otherwise the two versions of Girlfriend will have conflicts over shared use of the I/O port. Other users have told me that this is a long-standing problem that I should have been aware of. Guess that explains what happened to versions 1 and 2. To make matters worse, the uninstall program for Girlfriend 3.0 doesn't work very well, leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system. Another identified problem is that all versions of Girlfriend have annoying little messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0! VIRUS ALERT All users should be aware that Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Once that happens, Mistress 1.1 won't install and you will get an "insufficient resources" error message. To avoid the aforementioned bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and " never" run any file transfer applications(such as Laplink) between the two systems. |
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krampy
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Mar 18 2006, 12:44 AM Post #6 |
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nakaka-aliw talaga
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• Never fool a fool for you are the FOOL - confucious • • Wishing on a Distant Star •
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™Elrithanduil™
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Mar 18 2006, 12:49 AM Post #7 |
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Marduk
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Bwaahahaaha nice one..... It looks like a humorous speech.... |
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Anne™
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Mar 18 2006, 09:48 AM Post #8 |
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hehe nice one..
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rapu
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Mar 19 2006, 07:26 AM Post #9 |
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Myst Case
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nice |
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Von
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Mar 19 2006, 08:57 AM Post #10 |
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Testosterone boys and Harlequin girls. Dance to my beat.
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totoo nga...
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Urelle
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Mar 19 2006, 09:03 AM Post #11 |
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.. lost in you.
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ahahaha nice KP... ngaun ko lang binasa 2... kala ko wala lang... nung nasa left tabs... FUNNY pla... ahahahah a TRUE din cguro
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Anarchy*
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Mar 20 2006, 03:03 AM Post #12 |
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wow galing namn... no1 S>Anarchy 9.7 upgrade to your Husband 1.0 also known as Perfect Guy 9.7 |
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mountaindew
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Mar 20 2006, 03:26 AM Post #13 |
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where is your boy tonight?
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dapat ata i-consider as virus yung Wife 1.0 though upgrade program sya.. parang worm virus eh
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rapu
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Mar 24 2006, 08:04 AM Post #14 |
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Myst Case
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B>wife 1.0 liv offer ingame items or php
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kzyranni's_priestess





DementedPinoy

galing ng gumawa.

kaka aliw well ganun lng talaga buhay 
nakaka-aliw talaga




< dance tomy beat... 
mountaindew

