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Topic Started: Jan 31 2006, 08:42 AM (31,465 Views)
tagakanluranako
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Woy Fafi, cheer ka namin sa wednesday :bounce:
Galingan mo ha :headbang:
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Shaider ni Annie
Manyak of the Year
thanx /sob
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if angels were in heaven.. how come you're down here with me..?
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tagakanluranako
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Amfufu ka ian, bat umiiyak ka /omg
di ka ba masaya na sinusuportahan ka namin /hmm
my problema ba fafs /?
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Manyak of the Year
mejo may prob lng.. :D
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tagakanluranako
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aw mejo pa ang lagay na yan ha :think:
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Ninyah ako \.m./
eLLo :bounce:

gandang hapon pa daan ulet :D


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Quit muna..tam biet RO...be back soon
helo hello :P

joke time, sna matwa k :)

Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?
Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants....we have sisig, kilawin, chicharon,mani
Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka, Boy Bawang (cornik).

Tindero: Hoy, bili ka gatas ng baka? P10 piso lang isang baso
Manong: Ang mahal naman, may tig piso lang nyan?
Tindero: Meron po, pero kayo na po ang dumede sa baka.

A naked girl rode on a taxi
"Bakit" asked the girl at the driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya "Ngayon ka lang
ba nakakita ng hubad?"
Driver: "Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe mo"

Wife shouting..... "Honey magimpake ka na, nanalo ako sa lotto"
Husband: "Wow, anong dadalhin ko?"
Wife: "Wala akong pakialam basta lumayas ka na"

Hari: 'Ang hatol sa kasalan mo, ipakain sa leon o pasukan ng bubuyog sa puwet'
Salarin: 'Gusto ko pong pasukan na lang po ng bubuyog sa puwet'
Hari: 'Hala, mga kawal, ilabas si Jollibee'

Wife: Dear, ano regalo mo sa akin sa 25th anniversary natin?
Husband: Dalhin kita sa Africa
Wife: Wow, how sweet naman! Eh sa 50th anniversary?
Husband: Sunduin kita dun! Ok

Amo: Bakit ka umiiyak?
Katulong: Sabi po ni dok tatangalan po ako ng butlig
Amo: Butlig lang iiyak ka na...
Katulong: Kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang po pero bakit naman
butligs pa.....wah wah wah

Doc: Ano trabaho mo hija?
Girl: Substitute po
Doc: Hindi kaya prostitute?
Girl: Hindi po, mama ko po ang prostitute at kung may sakit siya ako po yung
substitute....

Bus hinoldap......
Holdaper: Rereypin ko lahat ng babae d2
Prosti: Ako nalang po, maawa kayo sa kanila
Madre: Kapal mo...sabi nga lahat eh, pakialamera.....

Boy: Di na tuloy ang kasal natin

Girl: Bakit?!

Boy: Kuya mo kasi eh!

Girl: Hindi no! Gusto ka ng Kuya ko!

Boy: Yun nga eh.. gusto ko rin ang kuya mo!



English: Eat all you can, dont be shy... feel at

home...

Tagalog: Kain lang kayo ng kain. Walang hiya

kayo...pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo ito!



Juan: San ka galing?

Pedro: sementeryo, libing ng biyenan ko.

Juan: E bakit puro kamot ang mukha at braso mo?

Pedro: Mahirap ilibing eh... Lumalaban!!



Husband comes home 4AM and discovers his wife in
bed with another man.

His wife shouts at him: "Where have you been?"

Husband: "Who is that man?!?"

Wife: "Grabe ka! Dont change the topic!!"



Anak: Tay, bibili ako ng band paper
Itay: Anak, wag kang :censored: ha? Hindi "band

paper", ang tawag dun!

Anak: Ano po ba?

Itay: Kokongban"
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Ninyah ako \.m./
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Kaibigang Minian /e4
Galingan mo ha.. dami mo kiss saken pag ginalingan mo sa laban /e4
:spam: muna ako bago umuwi :spam:
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Ninyah ako \.m./
gud mOrninggg mainman :bounce:


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^ /heh top spammer ka nanaman nuh? /heh
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Magandang umaga sayo kaibigang mainmaness /no1
:spam: lang ako :spam:
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cge spam lng pareho kayo ni maz oh.. /heh
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Ninyah ako \.m./
haha.. wala kasi ako pasok na nman.. /sob

kaya e2 :spam: :spam: :spam:



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:censored: SOBRA KABADO NAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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