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Topic Started: Jan 11 2006, 02:33 PM (24,745 Views)
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The Pope and the Rabbi

>> Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the
>> Jews in Italy had to convert, or leave the country.
>>
>> There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community,
>> so the Pope offered a deal.
>>
>> He would have a religious debate with the leader of
>> the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could
>> stay in Italy; if the Pope won, they would have to leave.
>>
>> The Jewish people met and picked an aged, but wise,
>> Rabbi Moishe to represent them in the debate.
>> However, Moishe spoke no Italian, and the Pope
>> spoke no Hebrew, so they all agreed that it would be a
>> "silent" debate.
>>
>> On the chosen day, the Pope and Rabbi Moishe sat
>> opposite each other a full minute before the Pope
>> raised his hand. He showed three fingers.
>>
>> Rabbi Moishe looked back. He raised one finger.
>>
>> Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.
>> Rabbi Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat.
>>
>> The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a
>> chalice of wine. Rabbi Moishe pulled out an apple.
>>
>> With that, the Pope stood up and declared he was
>> beaten. Rabbi Moishe was too clever and the Jews
>> could stay.
>>
>> Later, the Cardinal met with the Pope, asking what had
>> happened.
>>
>> The Pope said, "First, I held up three fingers to
>> represent the Trinity of God. He responded by holding
>> up one finger to remind me that there is still but one
>> God common to both our beliefs.
>>
>> "Then, I waved my finger to show him that God was all
>> around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to
>> show that God was also right here with us.
>>
>> I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God
>> absolves us of all our sins. "He pulled out an apple to
>> remind me of the original sin.
>>
>> He had me beaten, and I could not continue."
>>
>> Meanwhile, the Jewish community was gathered
>> around Rabbi Moishe. "How did you win the debate?"
>> they asked.
>>
>> "I haven't a clue," said the Rabbi.
>>
>> "First, he tells me that we had three days to get out of
>> Italy, so I gave him the finger.
>>
>> Then he tells me that the whole country would be
>> cleared of Jews and I said to him 'We're staying right
>> here.'"
>>
>> "Then what happened?" asked a woman.
>>
>> "Who knows?" said Moishe. "He took out his lunch, so
>> I took out mine."
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morning mami mayan! :D

good luck /heh
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hi po gud morning.....

tnx mo sa pagdaan dun sa thread k dati..../ok /ok

Daan po let kau..... :pray: :pray:


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You'll always be in my heart... Forever.
mornin mayan :smash:

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ang happy and heavy morning to you!n_n

ui muna ko at need ko lng bmwi ng 2log,
d muna spam mode kc busy sa work.
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You'll always be in my heart... Forever.
magandang hapon :smash:
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elo po angel, gud pm 2 u! /no1

i have a question 4 u & PLZ answer SERIOUSLY & TRUTHFULLY, in the past posts that iv been doing, do u think im MENTALLY ILL, plz reply 2 this in my thread /?
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elow mami mayan! daan lng ako :bounce:

aagawin ko siya sayo!!! /gg
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luv so much mamy koh!! wag ka na selos kay ano.. :D
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Elow Mayan../heh Have a nice day. ;)


at padaan lang ang BUMPIRA!! :evil:


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hi ate mayan....gud mawnin...

pa spam po...... :smash: :smash: :smash:


visit ka poe let thread ko.... :pray: :pray:

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