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`Crackster`
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Aug 24 2006, 01:47 PM Post #1891 |
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The Pope and the Rabbi >> Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the >> Jews in Italy had to convert, or leave the country. >> >> There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, >> so the Pope offered a deal. >> >> He would have a religious debate with the leader of >> the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could >> stay in Italy; if the Pope won, they would have to leave. >> >> The Jewish people met and picked an aged, but wise, >> Rabbi Moishe to represent them in the debate. >> However, Moishe spoke no Italian, and the Pope >> spoke no Hebrew, so they all agreed that it would be a >> "silent" debate. >> >> On the chosen day, the Pope and Rabbi Moishe sat >> opposite each other a full minute before the Pope >> raised his hand. He showed three fingers. >> >> Rabbi Moishe looked back. He raised one finger. >> >> Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head. >> Rabbi Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat. >> >> The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a >> chalice of wine. Rabbi Moishe pulled out an apple. >> >> With that, the Pope stood up and declared he was >> beaten. Rabbi Moishe was too clever and the Jews >> could stay. >> >> Later, the Cardinal met with the Pope, asking what had >> happened. >> >> The Pope said, "First, I held up three fingers to >> represent the Trinity of God. He responded by holding >> up one finger to remind me that there is still but one >> God common to both our beliefs. >> >> "Then, I waved my finger to show him that God was all >> around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to >> show that God was also right here with us. >> >> I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God >> absolves us of all our sins. "He pulled out an apple to >> remind me of the original sin. >> >> He had me beaten, and I could not continue." >> >> Meanwhile, the Jewish community was gathered >> around Rabbi Moishe. "How did you win the debate?" >> they asked. >> >> "I haven't a clue," said the Rabbi. >> >> "First, he tells me that we had three days to get out of >> Italy, so I gave him the finger. >> >> Then he tells me that the whole country would be >> cleared of Jews and I said to him 'We're staying right >> here.'" >> >> "Then what happened?" asked a woman. >> >> "Who knows?" said Moishe. "He took out his lunch, so >> I took out mine." |
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Raven
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Aug 24 2006, 01:49 PM Post #1892 |
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XD New Challenger XD
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pa spam lang po
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Aug 24 2006, 02:56 PM Post #1893 |
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Im owiez here for u babae! ![]() |
My wholesome THREAD! ![]() ![]() ^U'r da best my sexyness! ![]() RETIRED SPAMMER...be back soon... | |
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CraP
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Aug 25 2006, 02:52 AM Post #1894 |
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Bestfriend Empelium - Fearless
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morning mami mayan! ![]() good luck
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![]() God pardons like a mother, who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness.. | |
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Dabz
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Aug 25 2006, 05:27 AM Post #1895 |
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Sohee
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hi po gud morning..... tnx mo sa pagdaan dun sa thread k dati..../ok ![]() Daan po let kau.....
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Elka~
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Aug 25 2006, 10:50 AM Post #1896 |
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You'll always be in my heart... Forever.
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mornin mayan
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uhm.. pkivisit nlng poh ^^; tnx! %mh%1%mh% | |
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daniel*johns
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Aug 25 2006, 11:24 AM Post #1897 |
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.*Kiss Me*.
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ang happy and heavy morning to you!n_n ui muna ko at need ko lng bmwi ng 2log, d muna spam mode kc busy sa work. ingat ingat!
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![]() ~~its time..n_n..~Goodbye for Now LOKI BOARDS~ ~thank you!>>>^_^ | |
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Aug 25 2006, 02:46 PM Post #1898 |
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Busy busy... ![]() |
My wholesome THREAD! ![]() ![]() ^U'r da best my sexyness! ![]() RETIRED SPAMMER...be back soon... | |
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Elka~
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Aug 25 2006, 05:24 PM Post #1899 |
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You'll always be in my heart... Forever.
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magandang hapon
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<---- MAS ASTIG! image from DAVE pRit0ng_KabuTe's greatest possesion is Elka~'s HEART ![]()
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~*Selphie*~
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Aug 25 2006, 05:33 PM Post #1900 |
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"I'm juz uR oRdiNaRy, average, eVrYdAy sAnE pSyCho...&q
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haller~ teecee pritilicious sis
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![]() visit my threadie pWeNdsTer ym> Li_yingfa010"I'm no damsel in distress, and i don't need to be rescued. For all you know the prince charming yOu've been dreaming of, couldn't even save himself." | |
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Wslasher
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Aug 25 2006, 06:04 PM Post #1901 |
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Lone Samurai
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elo po angel, gud pm 2 u! ![]() i have a question 4 u & PLZ answer SERIOUSLY & TRUTHFULLY, in the past posts that iv been doing, do u think im MENTALLY ILL, plz reply 2 this in my thread
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CraP
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Aug 26 2006, 12:23 AM Post #1902 |
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Bestfriend Empelium - Fearless
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elow mami mayan! daan lng ako aagawin ko siya sayo!!!
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Toya Ten Nights
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Aug 26 2006, 02:04 AM Post #1903 |
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luv so much mamy koh!! wag ka na selos kay ano..
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raf_dominic
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Aug 26 2006, 02:14 AM Post #1904 |
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The Simpsons go Naruto
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Elow Mayan../heh Have a nice day. ![]() at padaan lang ang BUMPIRA!! ![]()
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Dabz
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Aug 26 2006, 02:18 AM Post #1905 |
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Sohee
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hi ate mayan....gud mawnin... pa spam po...... visit ka poe let thread ko....
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