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AnGeL_BeBe_DhanG / *DhaNg_/\bCeDe*; Messages When You Can't Reach Me
Topic Started: Sep 22 2005, 08:37 AM (52,463 Views)
tagakanluranako
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ganDHANG tanglahi po /kis2
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The Pope and the Rabbi

>> Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the
>> Jews in Italy had to convert, or leave the country.
>>
>> There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community,
>> so the Pope offered a deal.
>>
>> He would have a religious debate with the leader of
>> the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could
>> stay in Italy; if the Pope won, they would have to leave.
>>
>> The Jewish people met and picked an aged, but wise,
>> Rabbi Moishe to represent them in the debate.
>> However, Moishe spoke no Italian, and the Pope
>> spoke no Hebrew, so they all agreed that it would be a
>> "silent" debate.
>>
>> On the chosen day, the Pope and Rabbi Moishe sat
>> opposite each other a full minute before the Pope
>> raised his hand. He showed three fingers.
>>
>> Rabbi Moishe looked back. He raised one finger.
>>
>> Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.
>> Rabbi Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat.
>>
>> The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a
>> chalice of wine. Rabbi Moishe pulled out an apple.
>>
>> With that, the Pope stood up and declared he was
>> beaten. Rabbi Moishe was too clever and the Jews
>> could stay.
>>
>> Later, the Cardinal met with the Pope, asking what had
>> happened.
>>
>> The Pope said, "First, I held up three fingers to
>> represent the Trinity of God. He responded by holding
>> up one finger to remind me that there is still but one
>> God common to both our beliefs.
>>
>> "Then, I waved my finger to show him that God was all
>> around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to
>> show that God was also right here with us.
>>
>> I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God
>> absolves us of all our sins. "He pulled out an apple to
>> remind me of the original sin.
>>
>> He had me beaten, and I could not continue."
>>
>> Meanwhile, the Jewish community was gathered
>> around Rabbi Moishe. "How did you win the debate?"
>> they asked.
>>
>> "I haven't a clue," said the Rabbi.
>>
>> "First, he tells me that we had three days to get out of
>> Italy, so I gave him the finger.
>>
>> Then he tells me that the whole country would be
>> cleared of Jews and I said to him 'We're staying right
>> here.'"
>>
>> "Then what happened?" asked a woman.
>>
>> "Who knows?" said Moishe. "He took out his lunch, so
>> I took out mine."
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XD New Challenger XD
pa spam lang po /heh
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DhaNg


salamat sa mga dumaan

sakit ng paa ko kakauwe ko lang inaasikaso ko papers ko
for the requirements for my board exam /muha
ge meme muna me spam later :hug:

operation "Angat Ko Thread Mo" :smash:

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DhaNgDa KaZe ..
So WheN SomeOne TeLLz You
"Ang ARTE Mo"
JuSt TuRn BaCk aNd SaY...
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sleeptight dhang... /kis2
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miserableng tao..
pdaan lng ate dhang.. mishu.. /kiz
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Ninyah ako \.m./
ello dhang :D

palvl mo na to 3 pages n lang 300 na /heh
hope u had a nice day

take care and good nyt /no1


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hindi ako c charlotte..!!
elo ate dhang.. morning.. /kiz

3 pages n lng 300 na.. /e11
"people will adore and love u for all the things u've done for them, but will hate u for a single mistake, that's the irony of life.."

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visit our thread po.. heheh..
• e t i v a c • thread

would i be out of line..if i said.. I MISS YOU.. /sob2
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ThereSheGoes

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sleep tight pretty sis /kis2

God bless and take care :hug:
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elow mama dhang! :wave:

morning! :D
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God pardons like a mother, who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness..
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M[a]i
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wala lang papansin Lng po :lol2:
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[Sto-Facki] 99/68 - nid more practice...
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Sohee

gud morning po daan lang pa spam....


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Tnx SenSei.......
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i,Aug 25 2006, 04:07 AM] wala lang papansin Lng po :lol2:

/swt

ahahha! /heh may sakit ka ba??
or.... /gg :peace:

mownin! may u have a good morning/ afternun(pg tanghali na)
and xmpre dpat kumain ng marami para manatiling
malusog at malakas ang pangangatawan at mapanatili
ang ka sexy han! :lol2:

xmpre mg ingat palagi and mgphinga pg pagod.
idlip lng ang phinga ko, wakoko.. kaya
wak ako gayahin kc fanet. ahahaha! n_n

and xmpre enjoi ur life as you enjoi
others and just smile! enjoi mo kung
ano meron kaw!n_n teecee! /kis2
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DhaNg


dood am punta na ko school /muha
sasakit na naman legs ko /sob kakalakad
slamat sa mga dumaan /kis2

mai, lagi kitang nipapansin ah /swt

egel anung /gg

operation "Angat Ko Thread Mo" :smash:


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BeiN MaaRte WaS NaTuRaL aMoNg GurLz..
DhaNgDa KaZe ..
So WheN SomeOne TeLLz You
"Ang ARTE Mo"
JuSt TuRn BaCk aNd SaY...
"AffeCteD Ka? WALANG GAMOT SA INSECURE"
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