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did it hurt? when u fell from heaven?; pick up lines! pick up lines!!!
Topic Started: May 9 2005, 08:54 PM (4,775 Views)
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weeeeeeeeeeeee.... sana magustuhan ni mam un idea d2..


more more more more more
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Skaray

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If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
Destiny is only an excuse to those who give up and lose. Only man has the power to change fate, and that is the power of choice.

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more more more.. ako po un taga bump /heh
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"Hi! Do you have a map? Because I think I got lost... in your eyes" :lol2:
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when i got hacked last year: "pag nag-quit ka, ipapa-delete ko (lvl 99) priest ko."

lol.

e2 nmn sa YM: "love me now, i'll court u forever." /kis2

pm ako dati ni JhayZ:
him: hi, pde ka ba maging friend? add kita sa friendster ko.
me: wla ako friendster.
him: kwentuhan nlng tau, nkakalungkot e, wla ako kausap
me: guildmates mo
him: wla e, gundam cla lhat
me: e d mag-gundam ka din (akala ko online game un)
him: ndeeee.. gundam = bot
me: ah.. cge ha.. gtg, jan na kparty ko
him: wag ka na alis. sbhin mo nlng sa kparty mo ayaw mo palvl
me: d pde e.. kse bf ko kparty ko :P
him: =(

c `ehrickson nmn:

me: (nkapub sa alde, B>corals)
him: gus2 mo hunt nlng tau corals?
me: wla ako suff
him: ok lng. boost nlng kita. kakatamad pag 99 ka na, wla na magawa.
me: (wushu)
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.anikka. 9x/50 forger -on hold-

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approaching a girl in a bar "did you know that there's at least a 50 % chance that we'll end up having sex?". Girl turns and asks why. To which the guy replies "you see there's 2 of us and I'm willing..."
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Kakita-san
Aug 21 2005, 06:14 PM
approaching a girl in a bar "did you know that there's at least a 50 % chance that we'll end up having sex?". Girl turns and asks why. To which the guy replies "you see there's 2 of us and I'm willing..."

HAHAHA! that was funny. :lol2:
anikka 97/6x ME High Priest
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stripped...
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Jun 28 2005, 06:35 PM
Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

believe me... THIS ONE WORKS!! :lol:
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eto masaya...

hi wanna spank my monkey?
am i evil?

<object width="240" height="240"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1wYnU2LdmHA"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1wYnU2LdmHA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="120" height="120"></embed></object>

just hit the play button... hehehe /gg
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hahaha galing galing

si mami annika antaray wakoko /heh
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Ito ang linyang imposibleng pumalpak... (sakin super effective o gwapo lng talaga ako?)


GUY:hey girl... aint you tired??

GIRL: what? why would i be tired im not even doing anything!

GUY:you sure??

GIRL: YAP

GUY: Coz` Youve been running on my mind... /lv


Tried and Tested.. Possiblity of being hooked to each other is 99% /e8 lol
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ask yourself.... do GOD create perfect beings?
Your stupid.. look at me bastard, know perfection when you see one /e10
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"I'm juz uR oRdiNaRy, average, eVrYdAy sAnE pSyCho...&q
e2 narinig ko s radio /heh :

guy: "(nagppractice ng korny lines, n pwd sbhn s girl)

then dumating n ung girl......

guy: (name of girl) i think there's something wrong in my eyes

girl: huh???

guy: i can't seem to take it off you

ashussss!!!!!! ahihi korny pero cute /lv
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ito naman pag nasa bar kau at gzto mo makilala ung isang girl pero madami cyang ksama..

step 1: kumuha ka ng pera then lumapit ka sa kanya..
step 2: ibigay mo sa kanya ung pera then sabhn mong " give me a scotch or anything na gzto nyo inumin, paki bilisan and keep the change..
step 3: magtataka ung babae dhl pinagkamalan mo cyang nagtratrabaho dun.. xempre lalapit cya.. sasabhn nya na "oi, hnd ako nagtratabaho d2.." and may chance n magalit cya pero ok lng yun..
step 4: sabhn mo na " ohh, im so sori hnd ko alam.. then mag sori ka after nun sabhn mo na " i know that u dnt work here.. gnwa ko lng naman un kc panu kita malalayo sa mga kasama mo..

then un.. matatawa sau un en pwd mo na cyang kilalanin... :D
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"I'm juz uR oRdiNaRy, average, eVrYdAy sAnE pSyCho...&q
ayy ganun...............

/pif

pwd kilalanin ha

/pif
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Oct 9 2005, 06:02 PM
ito naman pag nasa bar kau at gzto mo makilala ung isang girl pero madami cyang ksama..

step 1: kumuha ka ng pera then lumapit ka sa kanya..
step 2: ibigay mo sa kanya ung pera then sabhn mong " give me a scotch or anything na gzto nyo inumin, paki bilisan and keep the change..
step 3: magtataka ung babae dhl pinagkamalan mo cyang nagtratrabaho dun.. xempre lalapit cya.. sasabhn nya na "oi, hnd ako nagtratabaho d2.." and may chance n magalit cya pero ok lng yun..
step 4: sabhn mo na " ohh, im so sori hnd ko alam.. then mag sori ka after nun sabhn mo na " i know that u dnt work here.. gnwa ko lng naman un kc panu kita malalayo sa mga kasama mo..

then un.. matatawa sau un en pwd mo na cyang kilalanin... :D

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