Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
ZetaBoards
Search Members FAQ Portal
  • Navigation
  • Kaze In Ruins
  • →
  • General
  • →
  • SPAM!
  • →
  • Nationstates WTF
Welcome to Kaze In Ruins. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
Nationstates WTF
Tweet Topic Started: Nov 17 2010, 05:46 AM (297 Views)
Xidphel Nov 17 2010, 05:46 AM Post #1
Member Avatar
Fail
Posts:
825
Group:
True Member
Member
#3
Joined:
September 13, 2009
The issue:
Due to the ongoing wars in neighboring countries, a recent rash of illegal immigrants have been caught at the borders of Desgracia, prompting many citizens to call for tighter immigration laws.

The solution:
"Hold on there, hold on people!" says Charles Li of the Desgracia Broadcasting company, "We don't have to take either extreme, all we have to do is make a TV game show out of it! We put deadly obstacles on the border and monitor it with television cameras! Those that make it across win freedom and citizenship, and those who don't, well, lets just say that our buzzards won't starve. We could call it 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?'!"
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
JYAP Nov 17 2010, 06:55 AM Post #2
Member Avatar
The Boundless One
Posts:
2,759
Group:
Global Moderator
Member
#2
Joined:
September 13, 2009
Why does Rag get the epic issues and I get stuck with sex ed for skeletons?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Fou Nov 17 2010, 10:32 AM Post #3
Member Avatar
The Crazy One
Posts:
1,265
Group:
Global Moderator
Member
#4
Joined:
September 13, 2009
xD
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
SoaD Nov 17 2010, 10:33 AM Post #4
Member Avatar
Hey mister, she's my sister.
Posts:
-8,386,069
Group:
Admin
Member
#1
Joined:
September 13, 2009
JYAP
Nov 17 2010, 06:55 AM
Why does Rag get the epic issues and I get stuck with sex ed for skeletons?

WATCH BARELY EIGHTEEN BONED SKELETONS GET FROZEN IN EVERY FEMUR
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Xidphel Nov 17 2010, 01:03 PM Post #5
Member Avatar
Fail
Posts:
825
Group:
True Member
Member
#3
Joined:
September 13, 2009
Well, it's now the most popular show!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
JYAP Nov 19 2010, 02:51 PM Post #6
Member Avatar
The Boundless One
Posts:
2,759
Group:
Global Moderator
Member
#2
Joined:
September 13, 2009
Nationstates
 
The Issue

A man by the name of &%*\@# Smith hit the headlines yesterday when he had his first name legally changed to 'John', citing the ridicule and stress he suffered because of his given name. Mr Smith publicly commented afterwards that there should be more restrictions on what parents can name their children.
The Debate

  1. "People do so love to be different," says Insert Name Here, with a heavy sigh. "I don't know what my folks were thinking when they named me. Probably about how 'novel' and 'with it' they were being, but I didn't get a say in it did I? Growing up in my neighbourhood with the first name 'Insert' wasn't fun at all I can tell you! The government should set up a registry of recognised names that are clean, sensible, and non-teasable. Kids deserve better."


  2. "It's none of the government's business what I name my daughter," says Follicle Rainbow Gooseknob, cradling [expletive deleted] in her arms. "Are you going to tell us what to think next? Where to go? Who to love? I don't want some grey-faced bureaucrat deciding what name is appropriate for my child! What kind of country hates personal freedom so much you can't even choose your own name?"


  3. "Names? Names are so inefficient!" Says Five-Oh-Three McGoohan, counting beads. "Who can honestly tell one Peggy Spirit from another? That name's so popular now, I met three people at the mall with it just last week! Face it! Names are old-hat! Everyone ought to go by a government-allocated ID number instead, much more practical. Who could make fun of a child named Six-Eight-Four?"


Holy shit, Insert is in my nation!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
« Previous Topic · SPAM! · Next Topic »
Add Reply

Track Topic · E-mail Topic 12:44 AM Jul 11
Hosted for free by ZetaBoards · Privacy Policy