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Twilight Truth
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CharizardKiller Jul 8 2010, 02:20 AM Post #1
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THE FULL TRUTH AT LAST. Hate the books and films before you say anything.
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SoaD Jul 8 2010, 06:18 AM Post #2
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Tsk. Such amateurs. Futa rarely puts people off.
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Lol, Twilight - the Mary Sue Archetype. It fits all the criteria for Bad Fanfiction, bar the obvious (being an original work - which just makes its Fail even worse).
It even reads like a Self-Insert fiction! (rarely a type done well at the best of times. Twilight was not one of those times...)

Watched half the first movie before wanting to commit genocide on SHINY PUSSYPIRES! I wouldn't touch the book series with a ten-foot long cattle prod and wearing full hazmatt gear.
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Xidphel Jul 8 2010, 07:31 AM Post #4
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I don't care about it. I've never read the books or watched the series and I doubt NPC and CK did.
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SoaD Jul 8 2010, 08:38 AM Post #5
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Lol, Twilight - the Mary Sue Archetype. It fits all the criteria for Bad Fanfiction, bar the obvious (being an original work - which just makes its Fail even worse).
It even reads like a Self-Insert fiction! (rarely a type done well at the best of times. Twilight was not one of those times...)

Watched half the first movie before wanting to commit genocide on SHINY PUSSYPIRES! I wouldn't touch the book series with a ten-foot long cattle prod and wearing full hazmatt gear.

That's because it IS a self-insert fic. It's also a badly written appropriation an earlier work with the author - er, I mean, "Bella" - substituted in.

edit: i've been subjected to the abominations twice now so yeah
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Aqua Jul 8 2010, 08:39 AM Post #6
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Futa rarely puts people off.

Or so says SoaD, KiR's local fetishist.
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SoaD Jul 8 2010, 08:44 AM Post #7
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Futa rarely puts people off.

Or so says SoaD, KiR's local fetishist.

In this thread: Aqua is ignorant of internet culture.

That said i'm not into dickgirls so UH

besides being fairly open about my likes and dislikes doesn't make me a fetishist, it makes me less repressed than you people
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Aqua Jul 8 2010, 09:11 AM Post #8
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In this thread: Aqua is ignorant of internet culture.

There are not enough lawlz out there to express my reaction.

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besides being fairly open about my likes and dislikes doesn't make me a fetishist, it makes me less repressed than you people


Alright, so you just implied you do have other fetishes. Well, unless everyone you actually know is fully aware of each and every single one of those, I'm gonna have to call bullshit on this, unless you have absolute proof that they do.

In other news, you're still KiR's local fetishist. Besides, you could be saying any and all of this just for the lulz, this is the internet.

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That said i'm not into dickgirls so UH


Then what the hell are we even wasting our time on? I don't feel inclined to discuss your fetishes and your alleged openness about them atm, so UH

Also I'd much rather poke fun at Twilight right now than bicker with you. I can always do the latter whenever the hell I feel like, but the opportunity to do the former opens itself up only once every so often.
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darkstar Jul 8 2010, 10:16 AM Post #9
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*proceeds to put books on the open fire before throwing the author of said series in said fire* LETS SEE IF YOUR SPARKLING FAGNESS PROTECTS YOU FROM THIS FAGPYERS!
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Scyther Jul 8 2010, 10:39 AM Post #10
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Aqua you don't need to turn everything into a you vs SoaD word brawl. Then again this is SPAM, so who cares.
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Aqua Jul 8 2010, 10:54 AM Post #11
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lol word brawl

also glorious hellfire fire for the glorious twilight bonfire
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Xidphel Jul 8 2010, 11:06 AM Post #12
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K. This topic is getting too retarded even for the spam board.

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Aqua Jul 8 2010, 11:11 AM Post #13
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Nothing is too retarded for the spam board, Rag. Not even you. I'm just kidding, don't take it close to heart.
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Xidphel Jul 8 2010, 11:18 AM Post #14
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But I mean seriously. The Twilight saga might be bad but the hate is worse!
SHUT UP! WE GET IT! GO AWAY!
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Fou Jul 8 2010, 01:16 PM Post #15
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Elisha loves Twilight so whether or not I like it, i'm stuck with it. Luckily (so far), i've only watched the movies once and I haven't read the books.
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