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| JohnnyStar | Feb 5 2010, 07:04 AM Post #21 |
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only the crippled ones.... why does a bee buzz but doesn't a wasp wuzzzzzp? |
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| Monkey_Madness | Feb 5 2010, 09:16 AM Post #22 |
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Because wasps aren't dyslexic Why doesn't my toad in the hole ribbit? Edited by Monkey_Madness, Feb 5 2010, 09:26 AM.
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| If monkeys wore top hats and canes we'd stop cutting down the rainforest. | |
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| LyKan | Feb 5 2010, 04:41 PM Post #23 |
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2, They held eachothers wing... Why is the Lunatic Asylum the most visited place? |
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| JohnnyStar | Feb 6 2010, 07:14 AM Post #24 |
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cuz of the free medication ![]() how did you end up here? |
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| LyKan | Feb 7 2010, 05:51 AM Post #25 |
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Seemed kinda cossy How did you got here? (nah i already know that one) You smell (?) |
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| JohnnyStar | Feb 7 2010, 06:00 AM Post #26 |
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yeh but only when I haven't showered for a week. Is that cheese? |
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| LyKan | Feb 7 2010, 06:04 AM Post #27 |
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nah i hate cheese, its mice. You like fishsticks? |
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| JohnnyStar | Feb 7 2010, 06:06 AM Post #28 |
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yeh but im not too fond of fishdicks... why have we angered the economy? |
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| LyKan | Feb 7 2010, 06:29 AM Post #29 |
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because economy mocked us! You do like to put fishdicks in your mouth dont you? |
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| JohnnyStar | Feb 7 2010, 08:09 AM Post #30 |
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I refuse to put anything in my mouth that went up our ass first ![]() why can't we all just get along? |
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| MissMayhem | Feb 7 2010, 12:22 PM Post #31 |
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Because we're programmed to malfunction. Why does everyone go through the phase that they like to be pyromaniacs? |
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| Monkey_Madness | Feb 8 2010, 01:18 PM Post #32 |
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Because burning things makes us happy How many lightbulbs does it take to fix a reindeer? |
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| MissMayhem | Feb 9 2010, 02:43 AM Post #33 |
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Rudolph takes one Why do we bother getting up in the morning? |
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| JohnnyStar | Feb 10 2010, 11:53 AM Post #34 |
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cuz gettin down is somethin for at night in the club... say what? |
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| MissMayhem | Feb 10 2010, 11:56 AM Post #35 |
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What! Why do people bother trying to go without sex? |
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| JohnnyStar | Feb 12 2010, 12:10 PM Post #36 |
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they take pleasure in collecting stamps why do we want to know it all? |
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| MissMayhem | Feb 13 2010, 05:11 AM Post #37 |
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Because curiosity killed the cat Why do cats have 9 lives? |
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| JohnnyStar | Feb 17 2010, 03:26 AM Post #38 |
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They get hit by cars 8 times on average throughout their lives. Why does a dog bark? |
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| MissMayhem | Feb 28 2010, 04:40 AM Post #39 |
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To alert their owner of helpless, young things in danger. Why do bones break? |
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| JohnnyStar | Feb 28 2010, 05:09 AM Post #40 |
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To teach children to play carefull Why do children cry so much? |
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