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Topic Started: Jan 29 2010, 02:34 AM (969 Views)
JohnnyStar
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only the crippled ones....

why does a bee buzz but doesn't a wasp wuzzzzzp?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
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Monkey_Madness
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Because wasps aren't dyslexic

Why doesn't my toad in the hole ribbit?
Edited by Monkey_Madness, Feb 5 2010, 09:26 AM.
If monkeys wore top hats and canes we'd stop cutting down the rainforest.
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LyKan
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2, They held eachothers wing...


Why is the Lunatic Asylum the most visited place?
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JohnnyStar
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cuz of the free medication :P


how did you end up here?
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LyKan
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Seemed kinda cossy

How did you got here? (nah i already know that one)



You smell (?)
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JohnnyStar
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yeh but only when I haven't showered for a week.


Is that cheese?
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LyKan
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nah i hate cheese, its mice.


You like fishsticks?
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JohnnyStar
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yeh but im not too fond of fishdicks...

why have we angered the economy?
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LyKan
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because economy mocked us!

You do like to put fishdicks in your mouth dont you?
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JohnnyStar
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I refuse to put anything in my mouth that went up our ass first ;)


why can't we all just get along?

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MissMayhem
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Because we're programmed to malfunction.

Why does everyone go through the phase that they like to be pyromaniacs?
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Monkey_Madness
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Because burning things makes us happy

How many lightbulbs does it take to fix a reindeer?
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MissMayhem
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Rudolph takes one

Why do we bother getting up in the morning?
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JohnnyStar
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cuz gettin down is somethin for at night in the club...


say what?
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MissMayhem
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What!

Why do people bother trying to go without sex?
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JohnnyStar
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they take pleasure in collecting stamps


why do we want to know it all?
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MissMayhem
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Because curiosity killed the cat

Why do cats have 9 lives?
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JohnnyStar
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They get hit by cars 8 times on average throughout their lives.

Why does a dog bark?
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MissMayhem
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To alert their owner of helpless, young things in danger.

Why do bones break?
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JohnnyStar
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To teach children to play carefull

Why do children cry so much?
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