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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Topic Started: Jan 29 2010, 02:34 AM (966 Views)
JohnnyStar
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You answer the stupid question from the guy above you with a stupid answer, then you ask a stupid question of you own.

so here is the first stupid, generic question:

why do cowboys wear tight, tight pants?
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SaintSinner
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Cause they secretly want to be 15-year-old girls


Why cant penguins fly?
It should be legal for two consenting adults to challenge each other to a duel and fight a Death Match.

Ever hated your neighbor so much you wanted to kill him? You can! On Weekly Deathmatch, every weekend on Fox!! /JS
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JohnnyStar
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They're afraid of heights....


What's the effect of peanutbutter on the rotation of the earth?
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I dont have the answer to that .. but it seems that someone does
Someone wrote a book about it

lol


Will it ever end? :ph43r:
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JohnnyStar
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Yeh, but there'll be a terrible cliffhanger to warm you up for next season.


How do you want it?
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With dramatic music for effect

Where do storks come from?
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Ever hated your neighbor so much you wanted to kill him? You can! On Weekly Deathmatch, every weekend on Fox!! /JS
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JohnnyTest
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They get delivered to us by flying babies.


where did I leave my keys?
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MissMayhem
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Where you had them last.


Why is a week seven days >.< ?
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They threw dice...


Who drains the full moon... and why do they refill it if they want it empty so much?
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The moons full of milk and the moon martians drink it.



If there is gravity, why doesn't the sky fall?
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JohnnyStar
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The truth is, there is no sky! It's just a government conspiracy.


Why aint Twister (the movie) about dancing?
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It is, the tornado is doing the twist over america.



Why is the sky blue?
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Bumhole
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because it's wife left it.

How many musketeers were there?
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MissMayhem
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As many as your teeth can count.

Would weed get low if it smoked you?
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No, weed would start growing in your body.

Do midgets have sex with smurfs?
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JohnnyStar
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nah, midgets fear the color blue. That's why they're so short - they try to stay as far away from the sky as possible and evolution did the rest.


why the -hell- did they call it uranus?
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migit
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because urrectum just sounded gross.


why do we bother with pants?
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Mortal
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i dont

why is the sky green ?
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl
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you dropped acid. Bad monkey!


why are banana peels slippery?
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because pears are too hard to peel.


How many flamingos have ever stood on both legs?
If monkeys wore top hats and canes we'd stop cutting down the rainforest.
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