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| JohnnyStar | Jan 29 2010, 02:34 AM Post #1 |
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You answer the stupid question from the guy above you with a stupid answer, then you ask a stupid question of you own. so here is the first stupid, generic question: why do cowboys wear tight, tight pants? |
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| SaintSinner | Jan 29 2010, 09:47 AM Post #2 |
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Cause they secretly want to be 15-year-old girls Why cant penguins fly? |
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It should be legal for two consenting adults to challenge each other to a duel and fight a Death Match. Ever hated your neighbor so much you wanted to kill him? You can! On Weekly Deathmatch, every weekend on Fox!! /JS | |
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| JohnnyStar | Jan 29 2010, 10:20 AM Post #3 |
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They're afraid of heights.... What's the effect of peanutbutter on the rotation of the earth? |
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| SaintSinner | Jan 29 2010, 10:31 AM Post #4 |
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I dont have the answer to that .. but it seems that someone does Someone wrote a book about it lol Will it ever end? :ph43r: |
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It should be legal for two consenting adults to challenge each other to a duel and fight a Death Match. Ever hated your neighbor so much you wanted to kill him? You can! On Weekly Deathmatch, every weekend on Fox!! /JS | |
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| JohnnyStar | Jan 29 2010, 04:49 PM Post #5 |
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Yeh, but there'll be a terrible cliffhanger to warm you up for next season. How do you want it? |
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| SaintSinner | Jan 29 2010, 05:58 PM Post #6 |
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With dramatic music for effect Where do storks come from? |
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It should be legal for two consenting adults to challenge each other to a duel and fight a Death Match. Ever hated your neighbor so much you wanted to kill him? You can! On Weekly Deathmatch, every weekend on Fox!! /JS | |
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| JohnnyTest | Jan 30 2010, 12:35 PM Post #7 |
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They get delivered to us by flying babies. where did I leave my keys? |
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| MissMayhem | Jan 31 2010, 12:59 PM Post #8 |
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Where you had them last. Why is a week seven days >.< ? |
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| JohnnyStar | Jan 31 2010, 01:09 PM Post #9 |
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They threw dice... Who drains the full moon... and why do they refill it if they want it empty so much? |
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| MissMayhem | Jan 31 2010, 01:11 PM Post #10 |
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The moons full of milk and the moon martians drink it. If there is gravity, why doesn't the sky fall? |
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| JohnnyStar | Jan 31 2010, 01:13 PM Post #11 |
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The truth is, there is no sky! It's just a government conspiracy. Why aint Twister (the movie) about dancing? |
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| MissMayhem | Jan 31 2010, 01:15 PM Post #12 |
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It is, the tornado is doing the twist over america. Why is the sky blue? |
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| Bumhole | Feb 1 2010, 05:23 AM Post #13 |
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because it's wife left it. How many musketeers were there? |
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| MissMayhem | Feb 1 2010, 12:30 PM Post #14 |
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As many as your teeth can count. Would weed get low if it smoked you? |
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| EternalNemesis | Feb 1 2010, 01:34 PM Post #15 |
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No, weed would start growing in your body. Do midgets have sex with smurfs? |
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| JohnnyStar | Feb 2 2010, 01:28 PM Post #16 |
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nah, midgets fear the color blue. That's why they're so short - they try to stay as far away from the sky as possible and evolution did the rest. why the -hell- did they call it uranus? |
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| migit | Feb 2 2010, 06:17 PM Post #17 |
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because urrectum just sounded gross. why do we bother with pants? |
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| Mortal | Feb 3 2010, 08:23 AM Post #18 |
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i dont why is the sky green ? |
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| JohnnyStar | Feb 3 2010, 09:04 AM Post #19 |
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you dropped acid. Bad monkey! why are banana peels slippery? |
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| Monkey_Madness | Feb 4 2010, 07:11 PM Post #20 |
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because pears are too hard to peel. How many flamingos have ever stood on both legs? |
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