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Zombie Survival Plan
Topic Started: Jan 24 2010, 06:37 AM (261 Views)
JohnnyStar
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Just to be sure! You never know when zombies will invade the planet! Read this, print copies, and hang em up in your house!

It's pretty basic, so if anyone has suggestions or ideas we can turn it in to a more comprehensive Zombie Survival Guide!

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Monkey_Madness
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Just watch Zombieland and you'll know everything you need to survive.

Rule #1 Cardio, cause fatties went first. :D
If monkeys wore top hats and canes we'd stop cutting down the rainforest.
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JohnnyStar
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Rule #2: range

mankind went one step further from apes by using hafted tools... use this skill: use axes, spears, halberds, or improvise. A knive will get you too close to the zombies. As long as they don't have laser eyes, they have to get to you toh urt you.

If possible, fortify. Zombie 0 - Concrete 1
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