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Topic Started: Sep 12 2009, 04:54 PM (517 Views)
JohnnyStar
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A place to post the funniest moments on our InJustice IRC channels!!

* quotes have to be from the IJ chat. For random quotes, go to bash.org *

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
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SaintSinner
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(Mandos) you in cago?
(the_muppet) nah, im in Manilla
(Mandos) what about in game?
It should be legal for two consenting adults to challenge each other to a duel and fight a Death Match.

Ever hated your neighbor so much you wanted to kill him? You can! On Weekly Deathmatch, every weekend on Fox!! /JS
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JohnnyStar
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<&SaintSinner> damn you JohnnyStar and your big cock of justice >.<
<JohnnyStar> lol
<JohnnyStar> everybody always loves justice untill they get it crammed down their throat
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
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SaintSinner
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<Alucard> I shove solar panels up my bum so I can charge my sexual feel.
It should be legal for two consenting adults to challenge each other to a duel and fight a Death Match.

Ever hated your neighbor so much you wanted to kill him? You can! On Weekly Deathmatch, every weekend on Fox!! /JS
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Arrowproof
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[22:30] <B1ZZY> gotta go to work now though guys
[22:30] <B1ZZY> winny
[22:30] <B1ZZY> make me a savage dildo :D
[22:30] <B1ZZY> peace


I'd like to say though, that in context it all made sense.
You cannot fuck the future, sir. The future fucks you!
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MrAces
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[02:57] <Isotope> Aw alucard.
[02:57] <Isotope> You are so cute
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Monkey_Madness
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<Mook>: (20:54:18) -NickServ- Greet message changed to (electron) I think i washed his crotch too much..
<Mook>: my work here is done
If monkeys wore top hats and canes we'd stop cutting down the rainforest.
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JohnnyStar
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[23:09] <Doc_Dar> "when i grow up, i wanna be a windmill"
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
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SaintSinner
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—› join: (SnowQueen) (Mibbit@Jaundies-75F22F32.proxy.aol.com)
—› join: (Snow) (Mibbit@Jaundies-6785A78F.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
(SnowQueen) Joanne??
—› quit: (SnowQueen) (Mibbit@Jaundies-75F22F32.proxy.aol.com) (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
(Snow) here?
(Snow) im joanne
(&KiwiPork) [12:22:40] <SnowQueen> Joanne??
(&KiwiPork) [12:22:58] * SnowQueen has quit IRC (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax
(Snow) yes I am trying to explain
(Snow) but she has not used this before
(&KiwiPork) Yes, and I am trying to explain that she is no longer here
It should be legal for two consenting adults to challenge each other to a duel and fight a Death Match.

Ever hated your neighbor so much you wanted to kill him? You can! On Weekly Deathmatch, every weekend on Fox!! /JS
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SaintSinner
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(20:52:55) (Farmboy) I just want to say...
(20:52:57) (Farmboy) I love you all.
(20:52:57) (Farmboy) <3
(20:53:09) (%SaintSinner) We know :)
(20:53:45) (Farmboy) I just wanted to remind you guys.
(20:53:51) • Farmboy showers everyone with hearts.
(20:53:59) (&KiwiPork) Wow
(20:54:09) (&KiwiPork) I don't think I've felt quite as gay as right now
(20:54:11) (Farmboy) Fine...
(20:54:17) • Farmboy showers everyone with cheap whores.
(20:54:23) (&KiwiPork) There we go
It should be legal for two consenting adults to challenge each other to a duel and fight a Death Match.

Ever hated your neighbor so much you wanted to kill him? You can! On Weekly Deathmatch, every weekend on Fox!! /JS
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JohnnyStar
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<meklin> You attempted an Armed Robbery at the Tokyo Hotel and failed! You were wearing a balaclave and fled the scene so no one will know who you were!
<meklin> AR fail - 2
<meklin> :(
<meklin> i get to 10 today I suicide
<JohnnyStar> oh yeh suiciding will make you stronger meklin :P
<meklin> lol JohnnyStar
<meklin> in a more perfect world it might
<meklin> course the rate Im going this week Id fail suicide
<meklin> >_<
<JohnnyStar> lmao
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SaintSinner
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(00:48:26) (@Manda) well im here now lolz
(00:48:33) (@Manda) was on the phone
(00:48:39) (@Manda) but back now
(00:48:41) (@Bosco) phone sex ftw
(00:48:45) (@Manda) haha
(00:48:47) (@Manda) no lol
(00:48:54) (@Manda) talking to the motherinlaw
(00:49:24) (@Bosco) phonesex with the mother in law?
(00:49:31) (@Bosco) thats kinda weird
(00:50:31) (@Manda) hahaaha
(00:50:35) (@Manda) sicko
(00:51:19) (@Bosco) youre the one doing it
(00:51:21) (@Bosco) sicko
It should be legal for two consenting adults to challenge each other to a duel and fight a Death Match.

Ever hated your neighbor so much you wanted to kill him? You can! On Weekly Deathmatch, every weekend on Fox!! /JS
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JohnnyStar
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[09:32] <Koston> man i wanna bang my aunty
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SaintSinner
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(12:48:14) (Pixie) BYE BYE INJUSTICE
(12:48:35) (%SaintSinner) ?
(12:48:40) (EternalNemesis) ..
(12:48:46) (%SaintSinner) Where you going?
(12:48:54) (EternalNemesis) Because we found out that you're a dude? lol
(12:49:07) (%SaintSinner) Pixie is a dude?
(12:49:10) (Pixie) xD
(12:49:16) (EternalNemesis) duh :P
(12:49:30) (groom) :(
It should be legal for two consenting adults to challenge each other to a duel and fight a Death Match.

Ever hated your neighbor so much you wanted to kill him? You can! On Weekly Deathmatch, every weekend on Fox!! /JS
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EternalNemesis
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<EternalNemesis> So far for any respect that I had for him.
<EternalNemesis> Untouchables these days remind me of britney spears.
<EternalNemesis> Can't handle the fact that they're out of their golden days.
<Kyle> You mean shitny smears?
<CaptainArab> bald but still kinda hot?
<%mookota|afk> lol
<Kyle> hahaha

Good old Arab.
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