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Card Battles: Armagedon; A S&T
Topic Started: Dec 10 2009, 01:07 PM (1,942 Views)
Clockwork
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"Yeah, I like that meme." -Clockwork, 2016
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Probably.
However, that the card I'm going for is exceptionally strong even for Apocalypse cards is reinforced by the fact that it's the card being kept watch over by the champion. The higher-ups always get the cool shiz.
EDIT: I through up a "nice" little theme song for Jess & I, to the tune of the Dead Kennedy's song California Uber Alles. I removed one of the stanzas/paragraphs/whatever you like to call it simply for innapropriateness, but the full version (with censors but no other edits) is going to be put in the Clocky's Songs topic on Genome.

I am Champion Clockwork.
Apocalypse cards are my fav'rite perk.
Soon I will be Emperor!

Sigma's power will soon go away
I will be king here one day
I will command all of you
All hail the champion!
All hail the champion!

Clocky & Jess!
Uber Alles!
Clocky & Jess Uuuuubeeer Alles!
Uber Alles!
Clocky & Jess!
Uber Alles Clockyyyyy & Jess!

Jessica will control you,
100% artificial!
You will bow to Clocky's will,
And then maybe eat your fill!
Close your eyes, can't happen here!

Clocky's horsemen are very near,
The admins won't come back, you say?
Mellow out or you will pay.
Mellow out or you will pay!!!

Clocky & Jess!
Uber Alles!
Clocky & Jess Uuuuubeeer Alles!
Uber Alles!
Clocky & Jess!
Uber Alles Clockyyyyy & Jess!

The year is two-thousand & twelve!
Kick down your front door, "Oh hell!"
It's the C-dubya secret police!
We have come for your hot-arse niece!

Come quietly to the cab,
Off to Clocky's personal lab!
Don't you worry, it's only a shower!
Where you'll feel true man power!!!

*HAHA, this is the part I removed! Full censored version available at the Clocky's Songs topic on Genome in the S&T's forum! The 100% unedited version is only on me harddrive & in the locked forum in the staff room!*

Clocky & Jess!
Uber Alles!
Clocky & Jess Uuuuuber Alles!
Uber Alles!
Clocky & Jess!
Uber Alles Clockyyyyy & Jess!
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Saidilophosaurus
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-BEGIN PROGRAM {MUSICAL ANALYSIS}-
-PROGRAM {MUSICAL ANALYSIS} IN PROGRESS-
-PLEASE WAIT-
-PLEASE WAIT-
-PROGRAM {MUSICAL ANALYSIS} IN PROGRESS-
-PLEASE WAIT-
-PLEASE WAIT-
-PROGRAM {MUSICAL ANALYSIS} IN PROGRESS-
-PLEASE WAIT-
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-PROGRAM {MUSICAL ANALYSIS} COMPLETE-
-BEGIN SHOWING DISDAIN FOR PUERILE SENSE OF HUMOUR-
-SHOWING DISDAIN FOR PUERILE SENSE OF HUMOUR IN PROCESS-
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR IS PUERILE
-DISDAIN FOR PUERILE SENS OF HUMOUR SHOWN-
-END PROGRAM-
-WARNING! WARNING!-
-A TROJAN HAS BEEN DETECTED-
-QUARANTINE SELECTED-
-QUARANTINING IN PROCESS-
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-ABORT ALL PROGRAMS-
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Sigma Tech72
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Clockwork,Feb 19 2010
11:23 PM
Soon I will be Emperor!

Sigma's power will soon go away
I will be king here one day

What exactly are you planning?
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Saidilophosaurus
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Not entirely sure, but I'm guessing it involves, loss of women's rights, attractive female TV and film personalities having to work entirely in the nude, and every Miss {insert country here} working for his personal harem.
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Sigma Tech72
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Yeah, that sounds about right.
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Saidilophosaurus
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Should I set STEVE on him?
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Sigma Tech72
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Tempting offer, but for now I think you need to sick STEVE on some of his OCs.
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Sigma Tech72,Feb 28 2010
04:46 PM
Tempting offer, but for now I think you need to sick STEVE on some of his OCs.

Such as Jess? That would be interesting. Hot Chick AI vs Homicidal HAL Expy.
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ZD935
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20% cooler than you!
Are ya making the next part DF? I'm assuming by the new S&T cards forum that you're gonna introduce some unique card. ^_^
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albinoraptor
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STEVE?
he's homicidal?
when is a new chapter?
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Clockwork
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zoo_destro935,Feb 28 2010
04:48 PM
Are ya making the next part DF? I'm assuming by the new S&T cards forum that you're gonna introduce some unique card. ^_^

Actually, DF's a mod so he can't access the Admin CP to do that. I added that.
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albinoraptor
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S&T cards?we have those?(looks around for that forum)
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Sexy Canadian Ham-Master
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It's what used to be the fourum for Clocky's Orbital Jigsaw cards. But seeing is it's kind of died...
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albinoraptor,Feb 28 2010
08:18 PM
STEVE?
he's homicidal?
when is a new chapter?

Well, he's evil on levels between HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey, and AM from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.
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albinoraptor
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never heard of any of those.must be books from europe;the only books from europe i know are warriors.
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