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Sopo Loses His Goddamned Mind; E-Mensa
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Topic Started: Apr 14 2016, 07:05 AM (331 Views)
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Sopo
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Apr 14 2016, 07:05 AM
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 E-Mensa - "Sopo Loses His Goddamned Mind" Written by Sopo
Upon realizing that four legitimate presidential tickets had stood, local Sopo proceeded to lose his goddamned mind.
"I just... I can't... this is so..." he proceeded to stammer as his fucking brain literally jumped out of his skull and flailed around on the ground. Onlookers seemed concerned, but decided to snap some sweet pics for their MyFaces and Instachats rather than seek assistance.
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Aexnidaral Seymour
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Apr 14 2016, 07:11 AM
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Kazaman
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Apr 14 2016, 07:12 AM
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We're all colluding to kill off the electorate bit by bit.
Edited by Kazaman, Apr 14 2016, 07:12 AM.
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Apr 14 2016, 07:21 AM
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Apr 14 2016, 08:09 AM
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We're all colluding to kill off the electorate bit by bit.  If everybody runs and votes for themselves, we may have a bit of a statutory crisis on our hands.
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Lethen
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Apr 14 2016, 11:43 AM
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4 tickets, none standing out as inspiring
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Apr 14 2016, 02:39 PM
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When Lethen and I were discussing when to open polls, I made the point that we probably need to prepare for an inevitable runoff. While it's possible that one of the tickets could gain over 50% of the vote on the first ballot, with so many solid tickets, it seems ... quite reasonable to expect another ballot on Saturday into Sunday.
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Apr 14 2016, 02:45 PM
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When Lethen and I were discussing when to open polls, I made the point that we probably need to prepare for an inevitable runoff. While it's possible that one of the tickets could gain over 50% of the vote on the first ballot, with so many solid tickets, it seems ... quite reasonable to expect another ballot on Saturday into Sunday. I agree. All of the candidates are worthy of consideration. I look forward to questioning them all. At this rate, I'll be the Socrates of Europeia. Just please don't kill me.
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Apr 14 2016, 02:46 PM
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When Lethen and I were discussing when to open polls, I made the point that we probably need to prepare for an inevitable runoff. While it's possible that one of the tickets could gain over 50% of the vote on the first ballot, with so many solid tickets, it seems ... quite reasonable to expect another ballot on Saturday into Sunday.
I agree. All of the candidates are worthy of consideration. I look forward to questioning them all. At this rate, I'll be the Socrates of Europeia. Just please don't kill me. Here, try this tasty Hemlock smoothie. So good.
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Apr 14 2016, 03:00 PM
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If more of the Presidential candidates were affiliated with parties, we could have slowly turned Europeia into a parliamentary government.
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Apr 15 2016, 07:49 PM
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This has to be one of the most interesting elections I have seen in Euro yet and I have the joy of participating in it
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Apr 16 2016, 09:15 PM
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Rach enters the race. Five legitimate tickets. This is absolutely insane.
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Apr 16 2016, 09:37 PM
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Apr 16 2016, 10:01 PM
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With all these people running a ticket is only going to need like 20 votes to get into that runoff.
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Apr 19 2016, 01:09 PM
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With all these people running a ticket is only going to need like 20 votes to get into that runoff. I'll have to review the law, but I'm pretty sure only the top 2 tickets qualify for the immediate runoff. Makes me feel bad for the ticket that will (inevitably) be third in vote count by a few votes.
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