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Operation Havecock A Resounding Success; E-Mensa
Topic Started: Feb 21 2016, 05:55 PM (185 Views)
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E-Mensa - Operation Havecock A Resounding Success
Written by Sloosh
E-Mensa Editor, assuming HEM hasn't replaced me yet

My dearest Europeians, I have finally returned to you.

Now that all is done, the truth may be free. Following the precedent set by Spymaster Lethen in Operation Havock in 2007, I left Europeia under the guise of a leave of absence as a covert operative on a mission of the utmost secrecy and importance.

The Eurosphere has been struggling for some time, as we are all unfortunately aware. Defenders and raiders and imperialists and other doodads and whatsits have been growing unchecked, as shown by the following complex and highly scientific graph:

I repeat: very scientific graph that I'm too lazy to resize

My mission consisted primarily of me wearing polarized shades and fingerless gloves, typing away frantically at my desktop and mumbling about mainframes and "getting in", violating international law all the while. But fear not, my friends. It was for the greater good, and I can assure you that our enemies have been well and truly routed.

With the power vested in me by my own narcissism, I am awarding myself the title of Spymeister for my accomplishments during this operation.
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SLOOSH!
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Aexnidaral Seymour
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Somebody's got to keep you entertained.

Sloosh! Are you back?
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"... Aex, who is treated like the Europeian version of Nickelback by a lot of people here."
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Sloosh
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I'm back :D
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All right, Sloosh is back :D
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Welcome back. hyper.gif
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Is...that map of Tokyo?

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Thanks guys ^~^
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Is...that map of Tokyo?
It only appears as such to your untrained eye.
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Ah...I see...I need more FA knowledge...

Also, "Havecock" XD



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GraVandius
Feb 21 2016, 10:25 PM
Also, "Havecock" XD
Finally, SOMEONE around here appreciates my humor :P
Edited by Sloosh, Feb 22 2016, 03:22 PM.
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I am glad to hear your mission was a resounding success. So successful I don't even know what you did because secrets.
me, basically (click)

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By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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Aexnidaral Seymour
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Hey Sloosh
How's operation givecock going?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Get out, Aex.
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Hey Sloosh
How's operation givecock going?
*EYEBROWSFACE*
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