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Operation Havecock A Resounding Success; E-Mensa
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Topic Started: Feb 21 2016, 05:55 PM (185 Views)
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Sloosh
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Feb 21 2016, 05:55 PM
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Self-Aware Silly Putty
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 E-Mensa - Operation Havecock A Resounding Success Written by Sloosh E-Mensa Editor, assuming HEM hasn't replaced me yet
My dearest Europeians, I have finally returned to you.
Now that all is done, the truth may be free. Following the precedent set by Spymaster Lethen in Operation Havock in 2007, I left Europeia under the guise of a leave of absence as a covert operative on a mission of the utmost secrecy and importance.
The Eurosphere has been struggling for some time, as we are all unfortunately aware. Defenders and raiders and imperialists and other doodads and whatsits have been growing unchecked, as shown by the following complex and highly scientific graph:
I repeat: very scientific graph that I'm too lazy to resize My mission consisted primarily of me wearing polarized shades and fingerless gloves, typing away frantically at my desktop and mumbling about mainframes and "getting in", violating international law all the while. But fear not, my friends. It was for the greater good, and I can assure you that our enemies have been well and truly routed.
With the power vested in me by my own narcissism, I am awarding myself the title of Spymeister for my accomplishments during this operation.
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RULE #1.) NO HITTING ON SLOOSH
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Poor Sloosh. Born to party, body can't take it.
- Calvin Coolidge
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Of all the slooshes in the world, you're my favorite.
- Aexnidaral
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awww you have such a cute gayboy voice
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sloosh is the twinkiest cutie
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[10:00:32 PM] Mouse <3~: sloosh for president! [10:03:43 PM] Theo: Slooshtatorship incoming.
Things I Do  E-Mensa Editor, Faux News Reporter
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zapper
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Feb 21 2016, 06:54 PM
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SLOOSH!
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Aexnidaral Seymour
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Feb 21 2016, 06:58 PM
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Somebody's got to keep you entertained.
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Sloosh! Are you back?
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Family, Resume, and Awards Family  The Right Honourable Aexnidaral "Crist" Seymour Somerset

Son of North East Somerset and Rachel Husband of Pichtonia Seymour Somerset, Phantasus Chastain, and Ogastein Father of Isaris, Klatonia, XIV, and America Billiards Brother of JGlenn, Apollo, Brunhilde, and Ninja KittensResume and Awards "... Aex, who is treated like the Europeian version of Nickelback by a lot of people here."
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Sloosh
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Feb 21 2016, 07:37 PM
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I'm back
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Quotes - Ninja Kittens
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RULE #1.) NO HITTING ON SLOOSH
- Ninja Kittens
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Poor Sloosh. Born to party, body can't take it.
- Calvin Coolidge
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Of all the slooshes in the world, you're my favorite.
- Aexnidaral
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awww you have such a cute gayboy voice
- Aexnidaral
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sloosh is the twinkiest cutie
- EuroChat
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[10:00:32 PM] Mouse <3~: sloosh for president! [10:03:43 PM] Theo: Slooshtatorship incoming.
Things I Do  E-Mensa Editor, Faux News Reporter
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Calvin Coolidge
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Feb 21 2016, 08:44 PM
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All right, Sloosh is back
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 The Panda's Pen is a newspaper I write. All hail Swift.
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Sopo
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Feb 21 2016, 08:54 PM
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Welcome back.
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 The Right Honorable Sopo Associate Administrator for Discord - High Priest of Nethel - Lord High Chancellor EmeritusMore Info I once was... Lord High Chancellor and Heir Apparent ~ 26th, 32nd, and 42nd President ~ Speaker of the 27th Senate Vice President ~ Minister of Radio ~ Attorney General ~ Minister of Foreign Affairs ~ Minister of Culture ~ Minister of Welfare ~ Chair of the Citizens' AssemblyClan  Clan Chastain Sopo (Chief), Netz, Marnip, WestGuam, Rand, GraVandius, and AramorAll Hail Nethel, Praise Be Unto Him  I am the High Priest Join the Movement Gaze Upon the Truth Offer Your Prayers
"I am an enigma, I accept that. I understand that the pages of history do not have room for every man, for every dream, or for every brother. I know that deep down, but I wish it were otherwise every so often." ~ The Fourth Book of Nethel
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GraVandius
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Feb 21 2016, 09:19 PM
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The Senate
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Is...that map of Tokyo?
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Europeian Resume Senator (x3) Speaker (x1) Deputy Speaker (x1) Minister of Communications (x1) Minister of Interior (x1) Deputy Minister of Interior (x5) Citizens Assembly Chair (x3) Deputy Chair of Citizens Assembly (x2) Law Clerk Deputy Director of ECP (x2) Founder of EPP EPP Party Chairman (X1) EPP Party President (x1) ACE Vice-Chair (x1) Press Secretary of ACE (x1) Senate Aide to Malashaan
Roles Abroad Balder Sorting (x2) Minister of Integration (x1) Deputy Minister of Integration and Recruitment (x1)
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Ministry Based Awards Interior Culture  -EuroOlympics Wrestling Bronze  -EuroOlympics Snowflake  Navy Operations Communications |
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Sloosh
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Feb 21 2016, 09:32 PM
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Thanks guys ^~^
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Is...that map of Tokyo? It only appears as such to your untrained eye.
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Quotes - Ninja Kittens
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RULE #1.) NO HITTING ON SLOOSH
- Ninja Kittens
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Poor Sloosh. Born to party, body can't take it.
- Calvin Coolidge
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Of all the slooshes in the world, you're my favorite.
- Aexnidaral
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awww you have such a cute gayboy voice
- Aexnidaral
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sloosh is the twinkiest cutie
- EuroChat
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[10:00:32 PM] Mouse <3~: sloosh for president! [10:03:43 PM] Theo: Slooshtatorship incoming.
Things I Do  E-Mensa Editor, Faux News Reporter
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GraVandius
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Feb 21 2016, 10:25 PM
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The Senate
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Ah...I see...I need more FA knowledge...
Also, "Havecock" XD
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Europeian Resume Senator (x3) Speaker (x1) Deputy Speaker (x1) Minister of Communications (x1) Minister of Interior (x1) Deputy Minister of Interior (x5) Citizens Assembly Chair (x3) Deputy Chair of Citizens Assembly (x2) Law Clerk Deputy Director of ECP (x2) Founder of EPP EPP Party Chairman (X1) EPP Party President (x1) ACE Vice-Chair (x1) Press Secretary of ACE (x1) Senate Aide to Malashaan
Roles Abroad Balder Sorting (x2) Minister of Integration (x1) Deputy Minister of Integration and Recruitment (x1)
Spiritus RA Representative (x4) RA Speaker (x1)
Equalism Mayor x1
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Sloosh
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Feb 22 2016, 03:22 PM
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- GraVandius
- Feb 21 2016, 10:25 PM
Also, "Havecock" XD Finally, SOMEONE around here appreciates my humor
Edited by Sloosh, Feb 22 2016, 03:22 PM.
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Quotes - Ninja Kittens
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RULE #1.) NO HITTING ON SLOOSH
- Ninja Kittens
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Poor Sloosh. Born to party, body can't take it.
- Calvin Coolidge
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Of all the slooshes in the world, you're my favorite.
- Aexnidaral
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awww you have such a cute gayboy voice
- Aexnidaral
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sloosh is the twinkiest cutie
- EuroChat
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[10:00:32 PM] Mouse <3~: sloosh for president! [10:03:43 PM] Theo: Slooshtatorship incoming.
Things I Do  E-Mensa Editor, Faux News Reporter
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Lethen
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Feb 23 2016, 04:21 AM
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Remember when I was famous? Neither do I.
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I am glad to hear your mission was a resounding success. So successful I don't even know what you did because secrets.
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me, basically (click)
A letter to a friend By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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Aexnidaral Seymour
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Feb 24 2016, 01:00 AM
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Somebody's got to keep you entertained.
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Hey Sloosh How's operation givecock going?
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Family, Resume, and Awards Family  The Right Honourable Aexnidaral "Crist" Seymour Somerset

Son of North East Somerset and Rachel Husband of Pichtonia Seymour Somerset, Phantasus Chastain, and Ogastein Father of Isaris, Klatonia, XIV, and America Billiards Brother of JGlenn, Apollo, Brunhilde, and Ninja KittensResume and Awards "... Aex, who is treated like the Europeian version of Nickelback by a lot of people here."
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Ninja Kittens
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Feb 24 2016, 03:39 AM
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Beautiful Stranger
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Get out, Aex.
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 You must be imaginative and strong-hearted. You must try things that may not work. You must not let others define your limits, because your only limits are your soul.
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   CV Europeia: Former Senator Former Deputy Minister of the Interior Former Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs Former Deputy Minister of Culture Former Minister of Culture Former Chairwoman of the Citizens' Assembly x2 Former Senator Aide x3 Former Ambassador to Osiris Former Ambassador to Balder Former Ensign of the ERN
The Universal Allegiance: Former World Assembly Delegate x5 Former Minister of the Armed Forces x3 Director of the Universal Allegiance Marine Corps Former Minister of Foreign Affairs x5 Former Supreme Chancellor x1 Former Member of the Ruling Council x11 Veteran of The Allegiance
Ainur: Former Senator Former Speaker of the Senate
Osiris: Former Councillor of the Deshret
Balder: Former MP in the Storting
Lazarus: Daughter of Fenghuang Former WA Delegate Former LLA Guard Former Grand Advisor Former Director of Ceremonies
Family Daughter of Rachel Eriksen Sister of JGlenn, Aexnidaral, Apollo, and Shin Mother of Sloosh.
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Sloosh
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Feb 24 2016, 12:34 PM
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- Aex
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Hey Sloosh How's operation givecock going?
*EYEBROWSFACE*
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Quotes - Ninja Kittens
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RULE #1.) NO HITTING ON SLOOSH
- Ninja Kittens
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Poor Sloosh. Born to party, body can't take it.
- Calvin Coolidge
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Of all the slooshes in the world, you're my favorite.
- Aexnidaral
-
awww you have such a cute gayboy voice
- Aexnidaral
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sloosh is the twinkiest cutie
- EuroChat
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[10:00:32 PM] Mouse <3~: sloosh for president! [10:03:43 PM] Theo: Slooshtatorship incoming.
Things I Do  E-Mensa Editor, Faux News Reporter
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