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Deepest House Has Found The Source Of All Power And Is Now Drunk With It; ENN Quick Hit
Topic Started: Dec 4 2015, 05:38 PM (209 Views)
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ENN - "Deepest House Has Found The Source Of All Power And Is Now Drunk With It"
Written by HEM Tiberius

With the close election raging around us, Assemblyman Deepest House has gotten a taste of true power, and now he is drunk with it.

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"Yo, this is a close election, and I haven't voted yet........sooooo there are some things I'd like answers to. Like, could you possibly write an Executive Order giving me a monopoly on all new residential construction? Also, your Vice President candidate needs to massage my feet plz."

What else will Deepest House demand before he votes 4 u??*


*It's actually a great thing we are asking substantive questions. This was just too funny to pass up. :creepy:
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I'd say that maybe this will make #vote4u become a good thing, but I think its original genesis will live on in infamy. ^_^

And, yes, a solid question that is worth asking. And one worth saving in reserve for future Presidential debates, too, I think.
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My gutters still need to be cleaned out from the leaves dispatched by the trees at the turn of the season.

Any improvement in the status of my gutters by the time I get home from work will also be taken into consideration.

That is all.
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What a audacious display of monstrosity!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q4_mpwBsP8

DH right now
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HEM, you know you just posted DH's IP for everybody to see? :P
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Calvin Coolidge
Dec 4 2015, 08:17 PM
HEM, you know you just posted DH's IP for everybody to see? :P
No. I will fix that immediately.
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Calvin Coolidge
Dec 4 2015, 08:17 PM
HEM, you know you just posted DH's IP for everybody to see? :P
Ha!

Fortunately, not my IP. It belongs to the federal government...good luck to anyone who tries any shenanigans! :violentgun:
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Dec 4 2015, 08:45 PM
Calvin Coolidge
Dec 4 2015, 08:17 PM
HEM, you know you just posted DH's IP for everybody to see? :P
Ha!

Fortunately, not my IP. It belongs to the federal government...good luck to anyone who tries any shenanigans! :violentgun:
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The Senate

I havent voted yet either so...
1)I would like a medal named after me
2)A chancellorship that will slowly and gradually morph into a dictatorship
3)A pony
4)Approximately $265.34
5)A cure for cantspellforshititis
6)A person to make lists of demands for me.

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It's a common misconception that people knowing your IP address is dangerous. Any website you connect to, any app with internet you connect to, etc. knows your IP address. Heck, if I have you in my Skype contacts I could get your IP address easily. The most dangerous thing one could do with it is get an approximation of the user's location.
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GraVandius
Dec 4 2015, 09:37 PM
I havent voted yet either so...
1)I would like a medal named after me
2)A chancellorship that will slowly and gradually morph into a dictatorship
3)A pony
4)Approximately $265.34
5)A cure for cantspellforshititis
6)A person to make lists of demands for me.

Gravy, consider section 18 of the criminal code:
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(18) Anyone who provides or offers anything of monetary value to an individual or group in an attempt to influence an election or appointment is guilty of the offense of Bribery under this law and is liable to a punishment at judicial discretion not exceeding an eight (8) month ban.
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Rand
Dec 4 2015, 09:41 PM
GraVandius
Dec 4 2015, 09:37 PM
I havent voted yet either so...
1)I would like a medal named after me
2)A chancellorship that will slowly and gradually morph into a dictatorship
3)A pony
4)Approximately $265.34
5)A cure for cantspellforshititis
6)A person to make lists of demands for me.

Gravy, consider section 18 of the criminal code:
Criminal Code (2014)
 
(18) Anyone who provides or offers anything of monetary value to an individual or group in an attempt to influence an election or appointment is guilty of the offense of Bribery under this law and is liable to a punishment at judicial discretion not exceeding an eight (8) month ban.
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1)I would like a medal named after me
2)A chancellorship that will slowly and gradually morph into a dictatorship
3)A pony
4)Approximately $265.34
5)A cure for cantspellforshititis
6)A person to make lists of demands for me.

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If you give this mouse a cookie, she'll probably ask for some cheese.

Do need to make a lesson about #Vote4U ?
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Rand
Dec 4 2015, 09:38 PM
It's a common misconception that people knowing your IP address is dangerous. Any website you connect to, any app with internet you connect to, etc. knows your IP address. Heck, if I have you in my Skype contacts I could get your IP address easily. The most dangerous thing one could do with it is get an approximation of the user's location.
Still not allowed under the Terms of Use/Terms of Service, and why should we make it easier? :wink:
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