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Albion Excited For New Trollish Regional Outlook; E-Mensa's Special Report From Albion (SATIRE)
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Topic Started: Jun 14 2015, 08:47 PM (556 Views)
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Jun 16 2015, 03:03 AM
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Bourbon is scotch's "special" cousin. The only thing in this article that's made sense.
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Jun 16 2015, 03:12 AM
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Bourbon is scotch's "special" cousin.
The only thing in this article that's made sense. It's called satire, m'boy.
Also, cheap scotch is better than cheap bourbon.
Okay scotch is better than okay bourbon.
But NICE bourbon blows away nice scotch, and anything around it. I'm talking Maker's Mark, Woodford Reserves, Four Roses etc.
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Jun 16 2015, 04:41 AM
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Bourbon is scotch's "special" cousin.
The only thing in this article that's made sense.
It's called satire, m'boy. Also, cheap scotch is better than cheap bourbon. Okay scotch is better than okay bourbon. But NICE bourbon blows away nice scotch, and anything around it. I'm talking Maker's Mark, Woodford Reserves, Four Roses etc. Satire that's not even in the right era! Albion is medieval, no cars. 
And that's a definite no to your nice bourbon beats nice scotch argument. Try some MacAllan 18 or hell, even 12 is better than any bourbon. And Lagavulin 16 is a gift from the gods.
You know nothing.
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Jun 16 2015, 04:44 AM
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Bourbon is scotch's "special" cousin.
The only thing in this article that's made sense.
It's called satire, m'boy. Also, cheap scotch is better than cheap bourbon. Okay scotch is better than okay bourbon. But NICE bourbon blows away nice scotch, and anything around it. I'm talking Maker's Mark, Woodford Reserves, Four Roses etc.
Satire that's not even in the right era! Albion is medieval, no cars.  And that's a definite no to your nice bourbon beats nice scotch argument. Try some MacAllan 18 or hell, even 12 is better than any bourbon. And Lagavulin 16 is a gift from the gods. You know nothing. Well, I heard that Albion entered a "new era".
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Jun 16 2015, 04:50 AM
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Well, we're certainly working on it.
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"The Senate is my porn." ~ Cat "If the sea was whiskey and he was a duck... I reckon SD could drain it." ~ CptCarrot "and why teh FUCK am I not mentioned in your Euro sig" ~ My Beautiful Wife, MagentaFairy "Certified bamf" ~ Master bamf CSP The Rt. Hon. Seven Deaths Saxton, EEN EBS OR4
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Jun 16 2015, 07:17 AM
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Bourbon is scotch's "special" cousin.
The only thing in this article that's made sense.
It's called satire, m'boy. Also, cheap scotch is better than cheap bourbon. Okay scotch is better than okay bourbon. But NICE bourbon blows away nice scotch, and anything around it. I'm talking Maker's Mark, Woodford Reserves, Four Roses etc.
Satire that's not even in the right era! Albion is medieval, no cars.  And that's a definite no to your nice bourbon beats nice scotch argument. Try some MacAllan 18 or hell, even 12 is better than any bourbon. And Lagavulin 16 is a gift from the gods. You know nothing. Again I say, rename HEM Jon Snow
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Motivations Desiderata ~ By Max Ehrmann Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy. - By Max Ehrmann The Thousanth Man ~ Rudyard Kipling 0NE man in a thousand, Solomon says. Will stick more close than a brother. And it's worth while seeking him half your days If you find him before the other. Nine hundred and ninety-nine depend On what the world sees in you, But the Thousandth Man will stand your friend With the whole round world agin you.
'Tis neither promise nor prayer nor show Will settle the finding for 'ee. Nine hundred and ninety-nine of 'em go By your looks, or your acts, or your glory.
But if he finds you and you find him, The rest of the world don't matter; For the Thousandth Man will sink or swim With you in any water.
You can use his purse with no more talk Than he uses yours for his spendings, And laugh and meet in your daily walk As though there had been no lendings.
Nine hundred and ninety-nine of 'em call For silver and gold in their dealings; But the Thousandth Man he's worth 'em all Because you can show him your feelings.
His wrong's your wrong, and his right's your right, In season or out of season. Stand up and back it in all men's sight With that for your only reason!
Nine hundred and ninety-nine can't bide The shame or mocking or laughter, But the Thousandth Man will stand by your side To the gallows-foot - and after!
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Jun 16 2015, 04:59 PM
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I had a Glenlivet 25 a couple weeks ago, changed my life.
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Jun 16 2015, 05:13 PM
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It's called satire, m'boy.
Also, cheap scotch is better than cheap bourbon.
Okay scotch is better than okay bourbon.
But NICE bourbon blows away nice scotch, and anything around it. I'm talking Maker's Mark, Woodford Reserves, Four Roses etc. The only thing nice bourbon blows away is your money as result of your spending it on an inferior product.
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Jun 16 2015, 06:10 PM
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I had a Glenlivet 25 a couple weeks ago, changed my life. Never had more than Glenlivet 18 which isn't all that great though. Seriously tho, Lagavulin 16 is the stuff Ron Swanson drinks. It's that good.
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Jun 16 2015, 06:12 PM
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I had a Glenlivet 25 a couple weeks ago, changed my life.
Never had more than Glenlivet 18 which isn't all that great though. Seriously tho, Lagavulin 16 is the stuff Ron Swanson drinks. It's that good. I've only had their 10.
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References "CSP is the most influential President, in my opinion. There's something about him. It may be his way with words. It may be his unwavering vision. It may be the gravitas he holds. Whatever it is, the leadership he demonstrates is consistently excellent, bold, and pragmatic" - Writinglegend, longest serving Europeian president
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Jun 16 2015, 10:31 PM
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I had a Glenlivet 25 a couple weeks ago, changed my life.
Never had more than Glenlivet 18 which isn't all that great though. Seriously tho, Lagavulin 16 is the stuff Ron Swanson drinks. It's that good.
I've only had their 10. I didn't know Lagavulin even sold 10-year-old
But the 16 is fantastic. Personally, I'm a huge fan of Highland Park.
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Jun 16 2015, 11:19 PM
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I bought a bottle of Highland Park a few years ago. Hands down the worst scotch I've ever had.
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References "CSP is the most influential President, in my opinion. There's something about him. It may be his way with words. It may be his unwavering vision. It may be the gravitas he holds. Whatever it is, the leadership he demonstrates is consistently excellent, bold, and pragmatic" - Writinglegend, longest serving Europeian president
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Jun 16 2015, 11:37 PM
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I love what this has turned into.
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Jun 16 2015, 11:45 PM
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Jun 17 2015, 04:46 AM
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Never had Highland Park myself. Anyone try Dahlwinnie before? I Kay have spelled it incorrectly...
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