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Yes, The Forums Are Being A Pain, Second Edition
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Topic Started: Mar 17 2015, 05:12 AM (637 Views)
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Sopo
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Mar 17 2015, 05:12 AM
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Lord High Chancellor Emeritus
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This has been a problem all day, but the forums are running incredibly slow. The admins are aware, and they're doing what they can to try to get the issue resolved.
In the meantime, things will be slow. It will be hard to post, and not much will be going on. I've been on for about an hour and have only been able to browse the by-election threads. Please be patient.
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 The Right Honorable Sopo Associate Administrator for Discord - High Priest of Nethel - Lord High Chancellor EmeritusMore Info I once was... Lord High Chancellor and Heir Apparent ~ 26th, 32nd, and 42nd President ~ Speaker of the 27th Senate Vice President ~ Minister of Radio ~ Attorney General ~ Minister of Foreign Affairs ~ Minister of Culture ~ Minister of Welfare ~ Chair of the Citizens' AssemblyClan  Clan Chastain Sopo (Chief), Netz, Marnip, WestGuam, Rand, GraVandius, and AramorAll Hail Nethel, Praise Be Unto Him  I am the High Priest Join the Movement Gaze Upon the Truth Offer Your Prayers
"I am an enigma, I accept that. I understand that the pages of history do not have room for every man, for every dream, or for every brother. I know that deep down, but I wish it were otherwise every so often." ~ The Fourth Book of Nethel
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Calvin Coolidge
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Mar 17 2015, 06:08 AM
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☆Kawaii Panda☆
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Two weeks into President Sopo's term, the forum becomes a sloth.
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 The Panda's Pen is a newspaper I write. All hail Swift.
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Common-Sense Politics
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Mar 17 2015, 12:17 PM
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Incapable of Bullshit
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Every time I'm prepared to be productive there's a technical issue to be overcome. I hate the internet gods and I hate all of you.
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Malashaan
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Mar 17 2015, 01:09 PM
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Supreme Malassimo
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The forum should be operational for everyone now. I have had to temporarily disable the region information feed in the header. Other tools provided by r3n may also be inoperable in the short term. I have messaged him and we will resolve this issue and return to full functionality soon.
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 Decorations Awards Resume Europeia Forum Administrator Ensign in the Europeian Republican Navy Former President x2 Former Senate Speaker x12 Former Chief Justice Former World Assembly Delegate Former Vice President x7 Former Primus Inter Pares Former Attorney General x8 Former Minister of Culture Former Minister of Foreign Cultivation Former Interior Minister x2 Former World Assembly Minister Former Senator x15 Former Associate Justice x4 Democrats Former President Former Vice President Former Prime Minister Former Speak of the House x5 Former Minister of Interior Affairs x2 Former Chief of Staff Former Secretary of State New Valencia Constitutional Framer and Founding Member Loremia Constitutional Framer and Founder - Cerian Quilor
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I personally look forward to the Maltatorship in the Speakership..
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PASD
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Mar 17 2015, 01:19 PM
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Consol Energy
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Wooooooo...
Give Mal an award or something.
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Former President of Europeia
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Lethen
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Mar 17 2015, 01:28 PM
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Remember when I was famous? Neither do I.
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Go Mal!
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me, basically (click)
A letter to a friend By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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Draketopia
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Mar 17 2015, 02:41 PM
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This has been a problem all day, but the forums are running incredibly slow. The admins are aware, and they're doing what they can to try to get the issue resolved.
In the meantime, things will be slow. It will be hard to post, and not much will be going on. I've been on for about an hour and have only been able to browse the by-election threads. Please be patient.
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r3naissanc3r
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Mar 17 2015, 04:32 PM
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Apologies, this was indeed an issue with my server. I received an email from Amazon this morning that the hardware where the server is hosted crashed and the server was being decommissioned.
I loaded a backup of the data and moved everything to a new server. I was using an elastic (i.e., movable) IP, so there's no need for relinking.
The forum portions are running once more. Other offsite services will be restored tonight, as I need to go back to work now.
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Stuff Royal Penguin The Venerable r3naissanc3r, Prince of Wales, Duke of Cornwall, Earl of Saxony, Earl of Sicillia MdH, KG, ER, ED, EC, EBS, EPS, ESE, EOB, EIN, ESH, ESS, EED, EOI, OR6U, DRM, CD, LC, FNI, DSM, MSM, SCC, KOR, OD, OF, OL, GG Chancellor and Professor of the University of Great Britain and Ireland My stamp collection (donate stamps!) My arms are sexier than NES' Various quotes about me... (click to read) "A socially strange individual." ~ Fenchurch "R3n is a computer - he doesn't type, he just thinks." ~ Westmorlandia "R3naissanc3r's brain is Open Source." ~ Julian Anumia "GoGo SuperR3n." ~ Moleytov "When r3n accuses you of pedantry, you can feel mildly proud." ~ Citizen Tinsy "Poseidon in tights!" ~ Rachel Anumia "r3n - Renegade 3.0 negative." ~ Abacathea "I just said we needed to involve r3n in the paedo/pedo pronunciation discussion and may have alluded to him being a paedofile in order to propagate that discussion." ~ North East Somerset "I'm not an r3n fanboy or anything, I was the only major delegate to vote against his commendation. But that motherfucker knows how to squeeze the WA for all its worth." ~ Altmoras ... and a couple of poems! (click once more) "Many regions and many forums I have seen, Some Invaders, more Defenders, and others in between. From the Pacifics to the Antarctic I spy, from republics to kingdoms my nation plys; Yet although every forum is different and unique, It seems I always find a Penguin who is Greek!" ~ Klopstock
"Great congratulations on your recent Commendation. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy or antarctic bird which cannot fly." ~ Small Huts
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PASD
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Mar 17 2015, 04:39 PM
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Consol Energy
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A magical penguin appears!
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Former President of Europeia
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Mousebumples
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Mar 17 2015, 04:56 PM
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If you give this mouse a cookie, she'll probably ask for some cheese.
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Yay!
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Europeian Awards Nation Details UN/WA Resolutions I've Passed Quotes "There are infinite Mousebumple s." - Common-Sense Politics [ Source]
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r3naissanc3r
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Mar 18 2015, 12:01 AM
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All offsite services except for the manual recruitment helper are now back up and running. I need to get back to work, so I'll try to fix that some other time (hopefully tomorrow).
There are some stuff which only run on a sparse schedule (e.g., once per week), so I can't check them now. If you are using something that, while still accessible, has stopped upgrading, let me know on skype so that I can fix it.
Apologies again for the issue, and apologies to the manual recruiters for the delay.
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Stuff Royal Penguin The Venerable r3naissanc3r, Prince of Wales, Duke of Cornwall, Earl of Saxony, Earl of Sicillia MdH, KG, ER, ED, EC, EBS, EPS, ESE, EOB, EIN, ESH, ESS, EED, EOI, OR6U, DRM, CD, LC, FNI, DSM, MSM, SCC, KOR, OD, OF, OL, GG Chancellor and Professor of the University of Great Britain and Ireland My stamp collection (donate stamps!) My arms are sexier than NES' Various quotes about me... (click to read) "A socially strange individual." ~ Fenchurch "R3n is a computer - he doesn't type, he just thinks." ~ Westmorlandia "R3naissanc3r's brain is Open Source." ~ Julian Anumia "GoGo SuperR3n." ~ Moleytov "When r3n accuses you of pedantry, you can feel mildly proud." ~ Citizen Tinsy "Poseidon in tights!" ~ Rachel Anumia "r3n - Renegade 3.0 negative." ~ Abacathea "I just said we needed to involve r3n in the paedo/pedo pronunciation discussion and may have alluded to him being a paedofile in order to propagate that discussion." ~ North East Somerset "I'm not an r3n fanboy or anything, I was the only major delegate to vote against his commendation. But that motherfucker knows how to squeeze the WA for all its worth." ~ Altmoras ... and a couple of poems! (click once more) "Many regions and many forums I have seen, Some Invaders, more Defenders, and others in between. From the Pacifics to the Antarctic I spy, from republics to kingdoms my nation plys; Yet although every forum is different and unique, It seems I always find a Penguin who is Greek!" ~ Klopstock
"Great congratulations on your recent Commendation. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy or antarctic bird which cannot fly." ~ Small Huts
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HEM
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Mar 19 2015, 04:40 AM
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former substitute senator to aexnidaral seymour
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All offsite services except for the manual recruitment helper are now back up and running. I need to get back to work, so I'll try to fix that some other time (hopefully tomorrow).
There are some stuff which only run on a sparse schedule (e.g., once per week), so I can't check them now. If you are using something that, while still accessible, has stopped upgrading, let me know on skype so that I can fix it.
Apologies again for the issue, and apologies to the manual recruiters for the delay. Thanks for your help, r3n.
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Fortunado
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Mar 19 2015, 07:08 PM
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Sommelier and sacrificer of Individuals To The Old Gods
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you are made of magics r3n
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I consider myself an idealist, mostly because realists are just pessimists who don't do anything. Check out the latest article from the EBC here! 11/12/15
These edges make me bleed! WHY! memories Geneva Convention - Kraken
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I'm pretty sure that violates every clause in the Geneva Convention.
The intent isn't to use him, it is to have him and not use him... very deliberately and clearly not use him, but let everyone know that we could use him if we so wished but we don't want to use him... because everyone is so nice and we appreciate how nice everyone is... :evil:[/quote] cpt.carrot How I host a barbecue with cpt. carrot - Cpt.Carrot
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*twitches* Why is there always someone wanting to eat me (  ) or severly injure me?
Fun for the whole family! I got deep sea friends - kraken
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I do dabble in inter-dimensional rifts as well. Have you tried going to the void? I own real estate there. Oh! Don't do hell though. Without cell coverage (no cells in hell) you need to get a copy of the necronomicon from Cthulu but he wants item A. and to get A you need to trade for B which you get from another guy for C. One large fetch quest. Do you have vegan interdimensional tears?
I really like this guy
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we have much planning to do for you carrot. you have sealed your fate *begins reading necronomicon. The gates of hell open up go reveal tentacle-like horrors of the deep as they swell up from the grave and drag Cpt.Carrot kicking and screaming. He continues to try and hold on as the written inscriptions from the necronomicon reverberate and echo louder and louder in the sky. The terrors from the deep slowly drain both his willpower but sanity (points) and in a second it is over.* I am beginning to see a beautiful friendship svunbrink. 
Now wasn't that a fun chapter! *looks around to see the audience has turned into shriveled up corpses, All roughly the size of an actual doll. You can see what looks to be dried blood which had previously been running from their eyes, mouth, nose, and ears. They have been dead for a long time.* good when you won Mar 16 2015, 03:23 PM Cpt.Carrot: That is a Fabrication of your twisted and Brilliant (  ) imagination Mar 16 2015, 03:26 PM Fortunado: oh good job patronizing me... but for not conceding anything I might have to send thanatos after you again to literally rip your soul from yo-- yeah you remember what happened. (X) The Kraken-Sloth War - Quote:
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Malashaan
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Mar 19 2015, 11:16 PM
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Supreme Malassimo
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you are made of magics r3n Never a truer word spoken.
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 Decorations Awards Resume Europeia Forum Administrator Ensign in the Europeian Republican Navy Former President x2 Former Senate Speaker x12 Former Chief Justice Former World Assembly Delegate Former Vice President x7 Former Primus Inter Pares Former Attorney General x8 Former Minister of Culture Former Minister of Foreign Cultivation Former Interior Minister x2 Former World Assembly Minister Former Senator x15 Former Associate Justice x4 Democrats Former President Former Vice President Former Prime Minister Former Speak of the House x5 Former Minister of Interior Affairs x2 Former Chief of Staff Former Secretary of State New Valencia Constitutional Framer and Founding Member Loremia Constitutional Framer and Founder - Cerian Quilor
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I personally look forward to the Maltatorship in the Speakership..
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Cpt.Carrot
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Mar 20 2015, 12:44 AM
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Boogy Woogy Bugle Boy of Company "B"
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- Fortunado
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you are made of magics r3n
Never a truer word spoken. This newcomer learns fast, does he not?
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Drummer Captain Carrot!  "Though I try to cheer my comrades and be gay." HEM be sillyMy reputation & other quotes That's right Hodge-podge of stuff Some funny things that caught my attention - Lao-Tzu
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Motivations Desiderata ~ By Max Ehrmann Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy. - By Max Ehrmann The Thousanth Man ~ Rudyard Kipling 0NE man in a thousand, Solomon says. Will stick more close than a brother. And it's worth while seeking him half your days If you find him before the other. Nine hundred and ninety-nine depend On what the world sees in you, But the Thousandth Man will stand your friend With the whole round world agin you.
'Tis neither promise nor prayer nor show Will settle the finding for 'ee. Nine hundred and ninety-nine of 'em go By your looks, or your acts, or your glory.
But if he finds you and you find him, The rest of the world don't matter; For the Thousandth Man will sink or swim With you in any water.
You can use his purse with no more talk Than he uses yours for his spendings, And laugh and meet in your daily walk As though there had been no lendings.
Nine hundred and ninety-nine of 'em call For silver and gold in their dealings; But the Thousandth Man he's worth 'em all Because you can show him your feelings.
His wrong's your wrong, and his right's your right, In season or out of season. Stand up and back it in all men's sight With that for your only reason!
Nine hundred and ninety-nine can't bide The shame or mocking or laughter, But the Thousandth Man will stand by your side To the gallows-foot - and after!
"Get these Motherfucking Anumias out of my Motherfucking region!" - Noto, whilst operating heavy weaponry during the June 2016 Civil War
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