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Topic Started: Feb 3 2015, 10:04 PM (131 Views)
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Brunhilde
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Feb 3 2015, 10:04 PM
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Ms. Bombastic
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Greetings, everyone!
Brunhizzle here!
I'm looking for brave individuals. The kind that can chew up nails and spit out screws. The kind that are so mean that they make medicine sick. Well, not really. I'm looking for people that have been around for a while and have a sense of humor to take part in a EBC Roast.
If you've ever watched Comedy Central's Roast then you know the idea. If you haven't, look it up on YouTube for some giggles.
If you believe yourself capable of being teased and made fun of then please put yourself forward for a new article.
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banned)[big Most Influential Gameplayer of 2016[/big][/big] [/center] What others have to say about me: "Brunhilde is best Hilde." - Shin "I fall more in love with you every day." - CSP "If anything Brun is spiderman. Sassy by night and a nerd by day. :P" - Drecq "I have three children and if I can raise just one of them to be more like Brunhilde and less like Sygian I'll consider myself a successful parent." - Scardino "Brunhilde is a rock star." - Skizzy Grey Europeian Awards Order of the Olive Branch for outstanding or distinguished service in foreign affairs.

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prometheus32
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Feb 3 2015, 10:05 PM
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If you need willing "victim", then I'm your man.
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Cat for Senate!
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Sopo
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Feb 3 2015, 10:07 PM
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Lord High Chancellor Emeritus
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I am also game.
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 The Right Honorable Sopo Associate Administrator for Discord - High Priest of Nethel - Lord High Chancellor EmeritusMore Info I once was... Lord High Chancellor and Heir Apparent ~ 26th, 32nd, and 42nd President ~ Speaker of the 27th Senate Vice President ~ Minister of Radio ~ Attorney General ~ Minister of Foreign Affairs ~ Minister of Culture ~ Minister of Welfare ~ Chair of the Citizens' AssemblyClan  Clan Chastain Sopo (Chief), Netz, Marnip, WestGuam, Rand, GraVandius, and AramorAll Hail Nethel, Praise Be Unto Him  I am the High Priest Join the Movement Gaze Upon the Truth Offer Your Prayers
"I am an enigma, I accept that. I understand that the pages of history do not have room for every man, for every dream, or for every brother. I know that deep down, but I wish it were otherwise every so often." ~ The Fourth Book of Nethel
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Cpt.Carrot
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Feb 3 2015, 10:23 PM
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Boogy Woogy Bugle Boy of Company "B"
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I don't know if i count but I might be up for it. I can take it, dishing it out may take some work though.
It would be helpful it is on a Friday right before or after CAH
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Drummer Captain Carrot!  "Though I try to cheer my comrades and be gay." HEM be sillyMy reputation & other quotes That's right Hodge-podge of stuff Some funny things that caught my attention - Lao-Tzu
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It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you come to realize that there can be value in solving problems without using violence
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"Tell me, is there anything worn under the kilt?" "No, lassie, it's all in good working order!"
Motivations Desiderata ~ By Max Ehrmann Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy. - By Max Ehrmann The Thousanth Man ~ Rudyard Kipling 0NE man in a thousand, Solomon says. Will stick more close than a brother. And it's worth while seeking him half your days If you find him before the other. Nine hundred and ninety-nine depend On what the world sees in you, But the Thousandth Man will stand your friend With the whole round world agin you.
'Tis neither promise nor prayer nor show Will settle the finding for 'ee. Nine hundred and ninety-nine of 'em go By your looks, or your acts, or your glory.
But if he finds you and you find him, The rest of the world don't matter; For the Thousandth Man will sink or swim With you in any water.
You can use his purse with no more talk Than he uses yours for his spendings, And laugh and meet in your daily walk As though there had been no lendings.
Nine hundred and ninety-nine of 'em call For silver and gold in their dealings; But the Thousandth Man he's worth 'em all Because you can show him your feelings.
His wrong's your wrong, and his right's your right, In season or out of season. Stand up and back it in all men's sight With that for your only reason!
Nine hundred and ninety-nine can't bide The shame or mocking or laughter, But the Thousandth Man will stand by your side To the gallows-foot - and after!
"Get these Motherfucking Anumias out of my Motherfucking region!" - Noto, whilst operating heavy weaponry during the June 2016 Civil War
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Brunhilde
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Feb 3 2015, 10:27 PM
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Ms. Bombastic
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The person being roasted won't be dishing it out.
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banned)[big Most Influential Gameplayer of 2016[/big][/big] [/center] What others have to say about me: "Brunhilde is best Hilde." - Shin "I fall more in love with you every day." - CSP "If anything Brun is spiderman. Sassy by night and a nerd by day. :P" - Drecq "I have three children and if I can raise just one of them to be more like Brunhilde and less like Sygian I'll consider myself a successful parent." - Scardino "Brunhilde is a rock star." - Skizzy Grey Europeian Awards Order of the Olive Branch for outstanding or distinguished service in foreign affairs.

| Order of Dedication for going above and beyond the normal calls of service in the Government.

| Order of the Sapphire Star for excellence in a range of ministries.

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Shin
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Feb 3 2015, 10:43 PM
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Making the whole world smile
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Spare me no mercy. I'm in.
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Cpt.Carrot
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Feb 3 2015, 10:45 PM
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- Brunhilde
- Feb 3 2015, 10:27 PM
The person being roasted won't be dishing it out.  Good
Sign me up
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Drummer Captain Carrot!  "Though I try to cheer my comrades and be gay." HEM be sillyMy reputation & other quotes That's right Hodge-podge of stuff Some funny things that caught my attention - Lao-Tzu
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It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you come to realize that there can be value in solving problems without using violence
- Quote:
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"Tell me, is there anything worn under the kilt?" "No, lassie, it's all in good working order!"
Motivations Desiderata ~ By Max Ehrmann Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy. - By Max Ehrmann The Thousanth Man ~ Rudyard Kipling 0NE man in a thousand, Solomon says. Will stick more close than a brother. And it's worth while seeking him half your days If you find him before the other. Nine hundred and ninety-nine depend On what the world sees in you, But the Thousandth Man will stand your friend With the whole round world agin you.
'Tis neither promise nor prayer nor show Will settle the finding for 'ee. Nine hundred and ninety-nine of 'em go By your looks, or your acts, or your glory.
But if he finds you and you find him, The rest of the world don't matter; For the Thousandth Man will sink or swim With you in any water.
You can use his purse with no more talk Than he uses yours for his spendings, And laugh and meet in your daily walk As though there had been no lendings.
Nine hundred and ninety-nine of 'em call For silver and gold in their dealings; But the Thousandth Man he's worth 'em all Because you can show him your feelings.
His wrong's your wrong, and his right's your right, In season or out of season. Stand up and back it in all men's sight With that for your only reason!
Nine hundred and ninety-nine can't bide The shame or mocking or laughter, But the Thousandth Man will stand by your side To the gallows-foot - and after!
"Get these Motherfucking Anumias out of my Motherfucking region!" - Noto, whilst operating heavy weaponry during the June 2016 Civil War
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Cordova I
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Feb 3 2015, 10:51 PM
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I'm in!
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Cordova I (Cord) Anacreoni-Anumia
- Former Lieutenant in the Europeian Navy (honourably discharged), WA Delegate (6 months), Minister of Foreign Affairs (6 months), Associate Justice (8 months), Senator (16 terms), Deputy Speaker, Vice President (6 months), Speaker of the Senate (4 months), Chief Justice (7 months) and Acting President (1 week)
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Calvin Coolidge
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Feb 3 2015, 11:05 PM
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I am so in. Also, I don't care what you say, I'm dishing it out.
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Brunhilde
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Feb 3 2015, 11:08 PM
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Ms. Bombastic
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You won't be able to. We're just going to make fun of you. You'll be free to respond afterwards.
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banned)[big Most Influential Gameplayer of 2016[/big][/big] [/center] What others have to say about me: "Brunhilde is best Hilde." - Shin "I fall more in love with you every day." - CSP "If anything Brun is spiderman. Sassy by night and a nerd by day. :P" - Drecq "I have three children and if I can raise just one of them to be more like Brunhilde and less like Sygian I'll consider myself a successful parent." - Scardino "Brunhilde is a rock star." - Skizzy Grey Europeian Awards Order of the Olive Branch for outstanding or distinguished service in foreign affairs.

| Order of Dedication for going above and beyond the normal calls of service in the Government.

| Order of the Sapphire Star for excellence in a range of ministries.

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Kraketopia
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Feb 4 2015, 01:50 AM
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It depends. If it's like the Dean Martin roasts, maybe. If it's like Comedy Central roasts, then no.
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Seven Deaths
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Feb 4 2015, 01:52 AM
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Super-heated infusion of free-radicals and tannins
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I'm pretty much a joke in and of itself. I'll just sit up there and say, "Remember my Presidency?"
Boom.
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Brunhilde
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Feb 4 2015, 01:52 AM
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Ms. Bombastic
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Either way, you get made fun of.
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banned)[big Most Influential Gameplayer of 2016[/big][/big] [/center] What others have to say about me: "Brunhilde is best Hilde." - Shin "I fall more in love with you every day." - CSP "If anything Brun is spiderman. Sassy by night and a nerd by day. :P" - Drecq "I have three children and if I can raise just one of them to be more like Brunhilde and less like Sygian I'll consider myself a successful parent." - Scardino "Brunhilde is a rock star." - Skizzy Grey Europeian Awards Order of the Olive Branch for outstanding or distinguished service in foreign affairs.

| Order of Dedication for going above and beyond the normal calls of service in the Government.

| Order of the Sapphire Star for excellence in a range of ministries.

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Kraketopia
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Feb 4 2015, 01:55 AM
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Yes, but the Dean Martin roasts were classy affairs that actually involved humor. The Comedy Central roasts are more like "Haha, you're a whore and you suck lots of cock."
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President - Three
Grand Admiral - Eight
Minister of Foreign Affairs - Three
Minister of Communications - Two
Speaker - One
Deputy Speaker - Three
Senator - Seven
Chief Justice - One
Associate Justice - Five
2014 Europeian of the Year
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Seven Deaths
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Feb 4 2015, 01:56 AM
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Super-heated infusion of free-radicals and tannins
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Yes, but the Dean Martin roasts were classy affairs that actually involved humor. The Comedy Central roasts are more like "Haha, you're a whore and you suck lots of cock." So... You're basically asking if the ones roasting you will be any good?
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"The Senate is my porn." ~ Cat "If the sea was whiskey and he was a duck... I reckon SD could drain it." ~ CptCarrot "and why teh FUCK am I not mentioned in your Euro sig" ~ My Beautiful Wife, MagentaFairy "Certified bamf" ~ Master bamf CSP The Rt. Hon. Seven Deaths Saxton, EEN EBS OR4
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