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So, I came here representing another region? I do not want to become a citizen. Where should I go?

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That answers most of my immediate questions. What if I have any more?


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Topic Started: May 18 2010, 02:17 AM (3,964 Views)
Lethen
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Whew, thought they'd found out about us, Vinage.
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Feb 8 2013, 08:46 AM
Swakistek suppressing stories about sex scandal?

A close friend to the assistant janitor in the Goldenblock has provided ENN with a salacious bit of news.

Since President Swakistek's election he has had almost one different female visitor a night, many of them faculty or students from the EuroUniversity. This story has been verified by many close confidants to the President including Falconias and Henry's ghost.

"This is going to be the end of this Presidency," a recently fired aide to Vice President Seven Death's senior associate deputy chief of staff for communications says, "My boss knows all about this. I talked to the Vice President about it nearly every day. I think he fired me to put on a ruse, so he could act surprised that it happened and pretend as if he didn't believe me. I'm pretty confident I'll be rewarded an ovation or perhaps even the Vice Presidency upon his ascension."

Moreover, a barista at a EuroCoffee across from the EBC headquarters confirmed that the news agency has had the story for some time.

"They know all about it, but Swakistek is threatening to insert improper grammar in their paper if they squeal," the barista (who asked to be referenced as "skittle puss" in any media references) substantially claimed to ENN.

So far however, none of Swak's goddesses have spoken yet. Many people think it is only a matter of time. Sherry Knuckles however, reports that it isn't uncommon.

"I retired a while back," Sherry said, "But up to President Earth22 I had slept with every single Europeian chief executive. We never talk."

We were interested in whether that list included President Earth22, or she stopped there, but Ms. Knuckles would not confirm.

Will this be the end of Swakistek's dream Presidency? Was the UCR-UCR conference just a distraction to his sex addiction? Time will only tell.

HA! This made me laugh.

The one about improper grammar was legendary. Now that I'm President, I should go and reformat everything I can find. Since nobody can stop me now. :P

But seriously, everybody knows robots don't have se...I mean, I'm not a robot. It's perfectly plausible that I could have intimate relations with a human.
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Not that ya do, apparently, Swakbot.
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About that...I can stop you. :ph43r:
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Swak has a sex addiction? This isn't breaking news people. :smartass:
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Feb 8 2013, 08:26 PM
Swak has a sex addiction? This isn't breaking news people. :smartass:

Have you met Swak? He makes Sheldon Cooper look like Larry Flynt.
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A letter to a friend

By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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Good to see he's taking after his old man ^_^
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Feb 9 2013, 01:17 PM
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Feb 8 2013, 08:26 PM
Swak has a sex addiction? This isn't breaking news people.  :smartass:

Have you met Swak? He makes Sheldon Cooper look like Larry Flynt.

Who the noodle is Larry Flynt?
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Swakistek
Feb 9 2013, 06:33 AM
Lethen
Feb 9 2013, 01:17 PM
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Feb 8 2013, 08:26 PM
Swak has a sex addiction? This isn't breaking news people.  :smartass:

Have you met Swak? He makes Sheldon Cooper look like Larry Flynt.

Who the noodle is Larry Flynt?

Creator of Hustler.
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Swakistek
Feb 9 2013, 11:33 AM
Lethen
Feb 9 2013, 01:17 PM
PASD
Feb 8 2013, 08:26 PM
Swak has a sex addiction? This isn't breaking news people.  :smartass:

Have you met Swak? He makes Sheldon Cooper look like Larry Flynt.

Who the noodle is Larry Flynt?

Founded Hustler, once played in a movie by Woody Harrelson, considered one of the "50 Most Influential People in Porn."

So as you can tell, he's a scummy kind of sex peddler. I was going to go with Hugh Hefner, but I figured he's too classy for this example.
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A letter to a friend

By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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I think Ron Jeremy is a good middle ground.
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Feb 10 2013, 08:29 AM
I think Ron Jeremy is a good middle ground.

Ron may have copious amounts of sex, but he doesn't come off as scummy to me. :shifty:
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A letter to a friend

By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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He doesn't? Ya must be low brow.
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Provost, Magisterium
Minister Of Foreign Affairs
Sergeant, The East Pacific Sovereign Army (EPSA)
Journalist, The East Pacific News Service (EPNS)

Foreign Affairs Minister, The West Pacific
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Feb 11 2013, 12:46 AM
He doesn't? Ya must be low brow.

Look, you've got to be a whole new level of scummy to be played in a movie by Woody Harrelson. :P
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A letter to a friend

By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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PASD
Feb 9 2013, 09:55 AM
Swakistek
Feb 9 2013, 06:33 AM
Lethen
Feb 9 2013, 01:17 PM
PASD
Feb 8 2013, 08:26 PM
Swak has a sex addiction? This isn't breaking news people.  :smartass:

Have you met Swak? He makes Sheldon Cooper look like Larry Flynt.

Who the noodle is Larry Flynt?

Creator of Hustler.

It's hilarious that you think that's an adequate explanation.
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