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Lethen
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Feb 7 2013, 11:01 PM
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Remember when I was famous? Neither do I.
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Whew, thought they'd found out about us, Vinage.
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A letter to a friend By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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Swakistek
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Feb 8 2013, 12:14 AM
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Retired.
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- Feb 8 2013, 08:46 AM
Swakistek suppressing stories about sex scandal?
A close friend to the assistant janitor in the Goldenblock has provided ENN with a salacious bit of news.
Since President Swakistek's election he has had almost one different female visitor a night, many of them faculty or students from the EuroUniversity. This story has been verified by many close confidants to the President including Falconias and Henry's ghost.
"This is going to be the end of this Presidency," a recently fired aide to Vice President Seven Death's senior associate deputy chief of staff for communications says, "My boss knows all about this. I talked to the Vice President about it nearly every day. I think he fired me to put on a ruse, so he could act surprised that it happened and pretend as if he didn't believe me. I'm pretty confident I'll be rewarded an ovation or perhaps even the Vice Presidency upon his ascension."
Moreover, a barista at a EuroCoffee across from the EBC headquarters confirmed that the news agency has had the story for some time.
"They know all about it, but Swakistek is threatening to insert improper grammar in their paper if they squeal," the barista (who asked to be referenced as "skittle puss" in any media references) substantially claimed to ENN.
So far however, none of Swak's goddesses have spoken yet. Many people think it is only a matter of time. Sherry Knuckles however, reports that it isn't uncommon.
"I retired a while back," Sherry said, "But up to President Earth22 I had slept with every single Europeian chief executive. We never talk."
We were interested in whether that list included President Earth22, or she stopped there, but Ms. Knuckles would not confirm.
Will this be the end of Swakistek's dream Presidency? Was the UCR-UCR conference just a distraction to his sex addiction? Time will only tell.
HA! This made me laugh.
The one about improper grammar was legendary. Now that I'm President, I should go and reformat everything I can find. Since nobody can stop me now. 
But seriously, everybody knows robots don't have se...I mean, I'm not a robot. It's perfectly plausible that I could have intimate relations with a human.
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Extended list of positions held [/size]Retired from all positions as of 15/9/13
Former Forum Administrator, 8/2/12 to 15/9/13 Former President, 1 term Former Senior Ambassador, Europeian Foreign Service Former Vice Admiral, Europeian Republican Navy, 28/7/12-24/3/13 Former Chief Justice, 27/5/11 to 5/7/11, 8/12/12 to 12/1/13 Former Associate Justice, 27/2/11 to 5/7/11, 8/4/12 to 8/12/12, 21/6/13 to 15/9/13 Former Primus Inter Pares, 2/5/12 to 8/12/12 Former Chairman of the Citizens' Assembly, 1 term Former Mayor of the City Council, 1 term Former Dean of the EuroUniversity, 21/9/09 to 7/2/12 Senator of the Year, 2010 Europeian Achievement Awards Former Vice Chancellor Former Vice President-designate Former World Assembly Delegate, 1 term Former Grand Admiral, 3 terms Former Minister for Foreign Affairs, 1 term Former Minister of Citizen Integration, 2 terms Former Speaker of the Senate, 3 terms Former Senator, 8 terms Former Cabinet Secretary, 1 term Former Chief of Staff, 1 term Member of the Europeian Bar Association
Extended list of awards and honours
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First Welcoming Star, 20th September 2011 Fourth Welcoming Star, 11th January 2012
In order as displayed above
Ovation, nominated 23rd July 2013, confirmed 24th July 2013 Order of Republica, 23rd July 2013 Order of Dedication, 15th March 2010 Order of Dedication, 9th October 2012 Order of Service to Europeia, 2nd March 2012 Order of Courage, 24th February 2011 Order of Senatia, 27th April 2012 Order of Senatia, 7th October 2010 Order of the Bronze Star, 7th October 2010 Order of the Olive Branch, 29th October 2010 Order of the Community, Fourth Class, 24th February 2011 Order of Welcoming, Third Class, 23rd July 2013 Medal of Education, 22nd January 2010 Order of 6U (Dean), 5th July 2011 Checkmark of Astounding Accomplishment, 23rd February 2010
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God-Emperor
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Feb 8 2013, 02:52 AM
Post #108
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Not that ya do, apparently, Swakbot.
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Common-Sense Politics
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Feb 8 2013, 06:50 PM
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Incapable of Bullshit
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About that...I can stop you. :ph43r:
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References "CSP is the most influential President, in my opinion. There's something about him. It may be his way with words. It may be his unwavering vision. It may be the gravitas he holds. Whatever it is, the leadership he demonstrates is consistently excellent, bold, and pragmatic" - Writinglegend, longest serving Europeian president
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Feb 8 2013, 08:26 PM
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Swak has a sex addiction? This isn't breaking news people.
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Lethen
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Feb 9 2013, 02:17 AM
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Remember when I was famous? Neither do I.
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Swak has a sex addiction? This isn't breaking news people.
Have you met Swak? He makes Sheldon Cooper look like Larry Flynt.
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me, basically (click)
A letter to a friend By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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Anumia
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Feb 9 2013, 09:11 AM
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Anumia Novo Spiritus
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Good to see he's taking after his old man
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Signature The One. The Allfather.-- "He stood with his head held high, critics screaming, and did what he truly felt was best for Europeia." - Common-Sense Politics He's the only person in NationStates who can successfully combine outrageous pomposity with a real support for democracy. - Indycar Racing Do I really need to talk about Anumia? The guy can write like Shakespeare, think like Socrates, and I learned on EuroChat yesterday that he can sing too. I bet he's hung like a bull moose. - Common-Sense Politics Anumia, you have a great mind. - Lethen Someone like Anumia only comes around once in a while. - Kabanatuanistan To be perfectly honest, I'm just going to trust Anumia and approve - Falconias I saw your amendment and wondered whether I had died and gone to heaven. It's beautiful. - Swakistek This is why we should all listen to Anumia. Clearly he is a god amongst men. - Fortana | You are not all knowing. You are not all powerful. You are not Anumia. - Griff I have the greatest respect for Anumia - don't let this thread fool you - but I wish he'd stop winning. - Hyanygo Actually, Hy, the things I wanted to say were: Go Anumia! I love Anumia! - Lethen Anumia with whatever power I have I hereby declare you the winner of everything, forever. - Fortana Long live the Emperor! All Hail Anumia, King of Kings! - Peaceful Llamas How about we realize democracy here is flawed and we make Anumia our dictator? - karthikking I agree with you, Anumia, as all Europeians should. - Swakistek To be honest I'm just going to vote whatever way Anumia votes. - Fortana |
Awards I fought in the Osiris Campaign.
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Olde Delaware: AE, The Devil's Game, SPC, NS says (7:36 AM): I need you Sai'on'ay the Light Elf (Shower) says (7:37 AM): For? Olde Delaware: AE, The Devil's Game, SPC, NS says (7:37 AM): an Anumia vs Anumia debate  Olde Delaware: AE, The Devil's Game, SPC, NS says (7:38 AM): Were doing a 4 part debating series with Europeia and Rougiers brought up doing a "Anumia vs Anumia" debate I want you to be our Anumia
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Drop dead, Dre.
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- Aug 15 2013, 03:00 AM
You think I fact-check the shit I say? 
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Swakistek
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Feb 9 2013, 11:33 AM
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- Lethen
- Feb 9 2013, 01:17 PM
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- Feb 8 2013, 08:26 PM
Swak has a sex addiction? This isn't breaking news people.
Have you met Swak? He makes Sheldon Cooper look like Larry Flynt.
Who the noodle is Larry Flynt?
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Retired
Extended list of positions held [/size]Retired from all positions as of 15/9/13
Former Forum Administrator, 8/2/12 to 15/9/13 Former President, 1 term Former Senior Ambassador, Europeian Foreign Service Former Vice Admiral, Europeian Republican Navy, 28/7/12-24/3/13 Former Chief Justice, 27/5/11 to 5/7/11, 8/12/12 to 12/1/13 Former Associate Justice, 27/2/11 to 5/7/11, 8/4/12 to 8/12/12, 21/6/13 to 15/9/13 Former Primus Inter Pares, 2/5/12 to 8/12/12 Former Chairman of the Citizens' Assembly, 1 term Former Mayor of the City Council, 1 term Former Dean of the EuroUniversity, 21/9/09 to 7/2/12 Senator of the Year, 2010 Europeian Achievement Awards Former Vice Chancellor Former Vice President-designate Former World Assembly Delegate, 1 term Former Grand Admiral, 3 terms Former Minister for Foreign Affairs, 1 term Former Minister of Citizen Integration, 2 terms Former Speaker of the Senate, 3 terms Former Senator, 8 terms Former Cabinet Secretary, 1 term Former Chief of Staff, 1 term Member of the Europeian Bar Association
Extended list of awards and honours
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First Welcoming Star, 20th September 2011 Fourth Welcoming Star, 11th January 2012
In order as displayed above
Ovation, nominated 23rd July 2013, confirmed 24th July 2013 Order of Republica, 23rd July 2013 Order of Dedication, 15th March 2010 Order of Dedication, 9th October 2012 Order of Service to Europeia, 2nd March 2012 Order of Courage, 24th February 2011 Order of Senatia, 27th April 2012 Order of Senatia, 7th October 2010 Order of the Bronze Star, 7th October 2010 Order of the Olive Branch, 29th October 2010 Order of the Community, Fourth Class, 24th February 2011 Order of Welcoming, Third Class, 23rd July 2013 Medal of Education, 22nd January 2010 Order of 6U (Dean), 5th July 2011 Checkmark of Astounding Accomplishment, 23rd February 2010
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Feb 9 2013, 02:55 PM
Post #114
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Consol Energy
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- Feb 9 2013, 06:33 AM
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Swak has a sex addiction? This isn't breaking news people.
Have you met Swak? He makes Sheldon Cooper look like Larry Flynt.
Who the noodle is Larry Flynt?
Creator of Hustler.
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Lethen
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Feb 9 2013, 07:39 PM
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Remember when I was famous? Neither do I.
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- Lethen
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Swak has a sex addiction? This isn't breaking news people.
Have you met Swak? He makes Sheldon Cooper look like Larry Flynt.
Who the noodle is Larry Flynt?
Founded Hustler, once played in a movie by Woody Harrelson, considered one of the "50 Most Influential People in Porn."
So as you can tell, he's a scummy kind of sex peddler. I was going to go with Hugh Hefner, but I figured he's too classy for this example.
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me, basically (click)
A letter to a friend By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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God-Emperor
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Feb 10 2013, 08:29 AM
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I think Ron Jeremy is a good middle ground.
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Lethen
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Feb 10 2013, 06:55 PM
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I think Ron Jeremy is a good middle ground.
Ron may have copious amounts of sex, but he doesn't come off as scummy to me.
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A letter to a friend By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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God-Emperor
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Feb 11 2013, 12:46 AM
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He doesn't? Ya must be low brow.
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Lethen
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Feb 11 2013, 06:19 AM
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Remember when I was famous? Neither do I.
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- Feb 11 2013, 12:46 AM
He doesn't? Ya must be low brow.
Look, you've got to be a whole new level of scummy to be played in a movie by Woody Harrelson.
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me, basically (click)
A letter to a friend By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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Common-Sense Politics
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Feb 11 2013, 07:41 AM
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Incapable of Bullshit
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Swak has a sex addiction? This isn't breaking news people.
Have you met Swak? He makes Sheldon Cooper look like Larry Flynt.
Who the noodle is Larry Flynt?
Creator of Hustler.
It's hilarious that you think that's an adequate explanation.
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The Venerable Imperator Common-Sense Politics, ER ESE EBS EOB EC ES OR1-4 Father to McEntire
Chancellory Decorations
Presidential Decorations
Resume Former President x4 Former Vice President x3 Former Grand Admiral x14 Former Minister of Foreign Affairs x6 Former Chief of Staff Former Minister of Communications Former Minister of Foreign Cultivation Former Minister without Portfolio Former Attorney General x2 Former Deputy Minister of Welfare Former Senate Speaker x2 Former Senator x11 Former Associate Justice x2
References "CSP is the most influential President, in my opinion. There's something about him. It may be his way with words. It may be his unwavering vision. It may be the gravitas he holds. Whatever it is, the leadership he demonstrates is consistently excellent, bold, and pragmatic" - Writinglegend, longest serving Europeian president
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