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Kraketopia
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Jun 11 2016, 07:11 PM
Post #211
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- Sopo
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Jorts Theme Park Grand Opening; HEM Mysteriously Absent from Forum
Following the continued success of Dolly Parton's Dollywood, actor and comedian Paul Rudd recently opened his new celebrity-owned theme part, "Jortopia," a celebration of all things jorts. Rides include the first-of-its-class zipper-line across the park, a drop tower called the Denim Drop, and a wooden rollercoaster called "Lose Your Jorts." The park's opening was well attended by jorts enthusiasts from across the globe.
In unrelated news, Supreme Chancellor HEM has been missing from the forums since the opening of Jortopia. "Hm, what?" Lethen said when we woke him at 4am for comment. "It wouldn't be the first time someone from Europeia mysteriously disappeared..." Ignoring the obvious mystery novel setup, this reporter decided to enjoy a piña colada by the beach rather than investigate further.
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Past Positions
President - Three
Grand Admiral - Eight
Minister of Foreign Affairs - Three
Minister of Communications - Two
Speaker - One
Deputy Speaker - Three
Senator - Seven
Chief Justice - One
Associate Justice - Five
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Lethen
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Jun 12 2016, 05:42 AM
Post #212
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Remember when I was famous? Neither do I.
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*writes letter confessing to many crimes and corruption, pointing fingers, and naming names*
*addresses to Sopo and puts in mail*
*goes back to home waiting for hired thugs to make him disappear*
*they don't come*
*huh...goes back, retrieves letter, and burns it*
*no novel written*
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me, basically (click)
A letter to a friend By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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HEM
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Jun 22 2016, 05:32 PM
Post #213
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former substitute senator to aexnidaral seymour
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HEM Laughing His Ass Of At The Beautiful Disaster He Created
Informants from the Palatium Manor have almost universally informed ENN that HEM Tiberius has been non-stop cackling since his resignation speech.
"He won't stop laughing," one of the manor maids reports. "He constantly has his television on E-SPAN, watching the various discussions of how to proceed. Sometimes he turns the TV up louder, and laughs harder."
People have come to the table with a wide array of opinions of who should replace HEM as Chancellor. Some have suggested Vice Chancellor Mousebumples as a natural fit, while others like Common-Sense Politics have suggested fresher faces like Kraketopia or Writinglegend."
"Sometimes we ask him what he thinks," The Palatium's Deputy Sauce Chef reports, "And he just keeps laughing. It's eerie, like something out of some slasher-killer movie."
Will HEM's amusement stop long enough for him actually to pack??
"Right now he's throwing all his shit in Lethen's room," An assistant curtain curator reports, "Not sure what Lethen is gonna think of that when he gets back from Bora-Bora."
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Lethen
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Jun 23 2016, 03:28 AM
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Remember when I was famous? Neither do I.
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You know, I feel like this is 100% accurate.
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me, basically (click)
A letter to a friend By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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Karkemo
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Jul 13 2016, 04:25 PM
Post #215
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May the morning breeze flow through your hair and bring much oxygen to your blood and brain.
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ITS NOT FUNY STAHP IT THIS IS ALL UR FALT
edit: I just realized this was a long time ago. oops.
Edited by Karkemo, Jul 13 2016, 04:26 PM.
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Karkemo Anumia
Awards Resume Deputy Minister of Culture (x1) Deputy Chair of the Citizen's Assembly (x2) Citizen's Assembly Representative Assistant Minister of Culture Assistant Minister of Communications Assistant Minister of Foreign Affairs Assistant Minister of Interior ERN Midshipman ERN Volunteer
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Possibly this
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Jul 15 2016, 08:47 PM
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Immaturely mature
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HEM
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Nov 23 2016, 05:04 PM
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former substitute senator to aexnidaral seymour
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President allegedly lashes out over election result
According to sources close to ENN, President Writinglegend was furious over the results of last week's Presidential elections. Stewards aboard Euro Force One report that the President got increasingly agitated as the results rolled in, eventually assaulting his campaign manager Bobby Rook.
Writinglegend's ire toward Rook has only increased over the election season. Goldenblock insiders say that the President was incensed when Rook was unable to deter a challenger to his bid — even if it was a "joke campaign."
"Writinglegend detests challengers," A Goldenblock junior staffer said on the condition of anonymity. "He prefers, by far, to be the only candidate on the ballot."
When Rook was unable to use political prowess to get Nick Sanguine out of the race, his mission turned to racking up the President's total as high as possible.
"The President didn't want [Sanguine] to get more than 10% of the vote. He wanted to demonstrate his electoral dominance in this election, and cement his legacy as the greatest candidate in Europeian history. Rook was supposed to crush him like a bug," the staffer went on to say.
But when the returns started coming in, it became clear that the President would win big — but perhaps not as big as he may have liked.
"Writinglegend just got madder and madder," a former Euro Force One stewardess (fired for drinking on the job) reported. "When it became clear that he would actually lose some rural counties out in King HEM, Mousebumples, and other nations he became incensed. He was screaming, throwing papers. He got up in Bobby Rook's face and grabbed his collar, yelling at him."
Bobby Rook previously served as newbie liason on Kraketopia's winning Presidential campaign in 2015, and deputy campaign chairman of Calvin Coolidge's losing re-election campaign last summer. His office has not returned requests for comment.
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hyanygo
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Apr 4 2017, 06:56 PM
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Kaboom to win a medal for WA work, Phdre, Rach and Pichto for journalism, Brunhilde, Notolecta and Kraken for service.
#AexMedalPredictions
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Aexnidaral Seymour
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Apr 4 2017, 07:09 PM
Post #219
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Somebody's got to keep you entertained.
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Family, Resume, and Awards Family  The Right Honourable Aexnidaral "Crist" Seymour Somerset

Son of North East Somerset and Rachel Husband of Pichtonia Seymour Somerset, Phantasus Chastain, and Ogastein Father of Isaris, Klatonia, XIV, and America Billiards Brother of JGlenn, Apollo, Brunhilde, and Ninja KittensResume and Awards "... Aex, who is treated like the Europeian version of Nickelback by a lot of people here."
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Boomer
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Apr 4 2017, 11:36 PM
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Casual and Unashamed
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- Apr 4 2017, 06:56 PM
Kaboom to win a medal for WA work I did get the Order of Influence under WL, so I wouldn't see myself getting it again.
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Resume Senator (x5) Minister of World Assembly Affairs (x4) Hunger Games Host (x2) Flag of Month Host (former) Europeian Cup Host Master of Recruitment in Merridel
Miscellaneous Click this link please! Galturin MyMiniCityI have a SoundCloud channel! Check it out!Family Kaboom Bay Son of Prometheus Father of Pyntuma [insert last names here], Aditya Bay, and Comrade Snowball Napoleon Danger Bay-Saxton Grandfather of John Doe Bay-Saxton, DMZ Bay-Saxton and NauElect Bay-Saxton Great-uncle of Cokeland Chastain Brother of Rand Chastain and LeSageStupide Chastain
Netz's Dream-Crushing Protege Only the second Europeian in history to be awarded the Order of Influence without serving as Delegate Shiny things Quotes - Trinnien
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Rach making a valid point. CSP agreeing with her. Cubs win World Series. Trump wins Presidency. Cats and dogs living together. Mass hysteria.
At this point, all I can say is 2016 needs to lay off the drugs.
- Calvin Coolidge
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The people who look up at the stars and dream that one day they too can break incredibly helpful tools meant for the benefit of the region in a high energy burst of bravado.
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Sometimes, Europeia raids. In other news, the pope is catholic, bears shit in the woods, and people don't like it when someone tries to start a righteous fury over something they've done for years.
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"Here, let's give the kid a shiny so we don't have to promote him"
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Now I'm really bad at math, but wasn't it supposed to be an hour later 2 hours ago?
- Notolecta
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we need them in time for eurotoday so I can talk about how much they suck
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Seriously, there are days when I come in and do these post suppressions and I feel like a parent driving a car with the kids fighting in the back seat: "One more word from any of you and I'm turning this car around, and you're all grounded for the next month." Ugh, I've turned into my parents.
- Isaris
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Just when you thought you were safe, the turn 18 already jokes are back, Boom
- Drop Your Pants
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[For making the job of many defenders easier by being completely useless at raiding, I present you with this cookie medal.
- Constie
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The people in Europeia. That is what makes us great. Not our laws, not our population. Our people. Just everyday people putting out a helping hand. A true community. I wouldn't want to be apart of any other community, because I feel truly accepted here. In a chatroom with complete strangers is where I feel most at home. Funny how that works. You guys are like a second family to me and it's great. I don't wanna ever leave.
- Aexnidaral Seymour
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(in reference to a hypothetical Aex/Calvin ticket)
Europeia United: In Hating Us
- Drecq
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Yes. The UK is slowly sinking into the atlantic. It has been a matter of contention for months whether Mays government would choose to opt for a hard brexit or a soft brexit. May has instead opted for a wet brexit.
- Anonymous
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The ministry was dead. Two resignations in a row killed it. Kaboom came in and it sprang back to life. He's the Cat of the MoWA.
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Gleg - Today at 7:58 PM boomer which resignation Boom 🎸 - Today at 7:58 PM My last one From MoWA Gleg - Today at 7:58 PM ok just making sure kind of lost count there
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Lethen
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Apr 5 2017, 12:28 AM
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Remember when I was famous? Neither do I.
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Can't pull the right strings? Don't have the right amount of influence?
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me, basically (click)
A letter to a friend By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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Aexnidaral Seymour
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Apr 5 2017, 12:32 AM
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Somebody's got to keep you entertained.
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- Lethen
- Apr 5 2017, 12:28 AM
Can't pull the right strings? Don't have the right amount of influence? Sounds problematic.
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Family, Resume, and Awards Family  The Right Honourable Aexnidaral "Crist" Seymour Somerset

Son of North East Somerset and Rachel Husband of Pichtonia Seymour Somerset, Phantasus Chastain, and Ogastein Father of Isaris, Klatonia, XIV, and America Billiards Brother of JGlenn, Apollo, Brunhilde, and Ninja KittensResume and Awards "... Aex, who is treated like the Europeian version of Nickelback by a lot of people here."
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Boomer
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Apr 5 2017, 12:32 AM
Post #223
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Casual and Unashamed
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- Lethen
- Apr 5 2017, 12:28 AM
Can't pull the right strings? Don't have the right amount of influence? I'm the only person who has it who has never been WAD, I'm in unique company
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Boomer, EIN, ESS
  

Resume Senator (x5) Minister of World Assembly Affairs (x4) Hunger Games Host (x2) Flag of Month Host (former) Europeian Cup Host Master of Recruitment in Merridel
Miscellaneous Click this link please! Galturin MyMiniCityI have a SoundCloud channel! Check it out!Family Kaboom Bay Son of Prometheus Father of Pyntuma [insert last names here], Aditya Bay, and Comrade Snowball Napoleon Danger Bay-Saxton Grandfather of John Doe Bay-Saxton, DMZ Bay-Saxton and NauElect Bay-Saxton Great-uncle of Cokeland Chastain Brother of Rand Chastain and LeSageStupide Chastain
Netz's Dream-Crushing Protege Only the second Europeian in history to be awarded the Order of Influence without serving as Delegate Shiny things Quotes - Trinnien
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Rach making a valid point. CSP agreeing with her. Cubs win World Series. Trump wins Presidency. Cats and dogs living together. Mass hysteria.
At this point, all I can say is 2016 needs to lay off the drugs.
- Calvin Coolidge
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The people who look up at the stars and dream that one day they too can break incredibly helpful tools meant for the benefit of the region in a high energy burst of bravado.
- Ever-Wandering Souls
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Sometimes, Europeia raids. In other news, the pope is catholic, bears shit in the woods, and people don't like it when someone tries to start a righteous fury over something they've done for years.
- Lethen
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"Here, let's give the kid a shiny so we don't have to promote him"
- JayDee
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Now I'm really bad at math, but wasn't it supposed to be an hour later 2 hours ago?
- Notolecta
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we need them in time for eurotoday so I can talk about how much they suck
- Trinnien
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Seriously, there are days when I come in and do these post suppressions and I feel like a parent driving a car with the kids fighting in the back seat: "One more word from any of you and I'm turning this car around, and you're all grounded for the next month." Ugh, I've turned into my parents.
- Isaris
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Just when you thought you were safe, the turn 18 already jokes are back, Boom
- Drop Your Pants
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[For making the job of many defenders easier by being completely useless at raiding, I present you with this cookie medal.
- Constie
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The people in Europeia. That is what makes us great. Not our laws, not our population. Our people. Just everyday people putting out a helping hand. A true community. I wouldn't want to be apart of any other community, because I feel truly accepted here. In a chatroom with complete strangers is where I feel most at home. Funny how that works. You guys are like a second family to me and it's great. I don't wanna ever leave.
- Aexnidaral Seymour
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(in reference to a hypothetical Aex/Calvin ticket)
Europeia United: In Hating Us
- Drecq
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Yes. The UK is slowly sinking into the atlantic. It has been a matter of contention for months whether Mays government would choose to opt for a hard brexit or a soft brexit. May has instead opted for a wet brexit.
- Anonymous
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The ministry was dead. Two resignations in a row killed it. Kaboom came in and it sprang back to life. He's the Cat of the MoWA.
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Gleg - Today at 7:58 PM boomer which resignation Boom 🎸 - Today at 7:58 PM My last one From MoWA Gleg - Today at 7:58 PM ok just making sure kind of lost count there
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Lethen
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Apr 5 2017, 12:37 AM
Post #224
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Remember when I was famous? Neither do I.
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- Kaboom
- Apr 5 2017, 12:32 AM
- Lethen
- Apr 5 2017, 12:28 AM
Can't pull the right strings? Don't have the right amount of influence?
I'm the only person who has it who has never been WAD, I'm in unique company "Here, let's give the kid a shiny so we don't have to promote him"
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me, basically (click)
A letter to a friend By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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Boomer
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Apr 5 2017, 12:41 AM
Post #225
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Casual and Unashamed
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- Lethen
- Apr 5 2017, 12:37 AM
- Kaboom
- Apr 5 2017, 12:32 AM
- Lethen
- Apr 5 2017, 12:28 AM
Can't pull the right strings? Don't have the right amount of influence?
I'm the only person who has it who has never been WAD, I'm in unique company
"Here, let's give the kid a shiny so we don't have to promote him" Believe me, if Mouse's resignation wasn't 3 days into my first Cabinet gig, I'd have run. I was advised not to because conflict of interest.
Edited by Boomer, Apr 5 2017, 12:41 AM.
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Boomer, EIN, ESS
  

Resume Senator (x5) Minister of World Assembly Affairs (x4) Hunger Games Host (x2) Flag of Month Host (former) Europeian Cup Host Master of Recruitment in Merridel
Miscellaneous Click this link please! Galturin MyMiniCityI have a SoundCloud channel! Check it out!Family Kaboom Bay Son of Prometheus Father of Pyntuma [insert last names here], Aditya Bay, and Comrade Snowball Napoleon Danger Bay-Saxton Grandfather of John Doe Bay-Saxton, DMZ Bay-Saxton and NauElect Bay-Saxton Great-uncle of Cokeland Chastain Brother of Rand Chastain and LeSageStupide Chastain
Netz's Dream-Crushing Protege Only the second Europeian in history to be awarded the Order of Influence without serving as Delegate Shiny things Quotes - Trinnien
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Rach making a valid point. CSP agreeing with her. Cubs win World Series. Trump wins Presidency. Cats and dogs living together. Mass hysteria.
At this point, all I can say is 2016 needs to lay off the drugs.
- Calvin Coolidge
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The people who look up at the stars and dream that one day they too can break incredibly helpful tools meant for the benefit of the region in a high energy burst of bravado.
- Ever-Wandering Souls
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Sometimes, Europeia raids. In other news, the pope is catholic, bears shit in the woods, and people don't like it when someone tries to start a righteous fury over something they've done for years.
- Lethen
-
"Here, let's give the kid a shiny so we don't have to promote him"
- JayDee
-
Now I'm really bad at math, but wasn't it supposed to be an hour later 2 hours ago?
- Notolecta
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we need them in time for eurotoday so I can talk about how much they suck
- Trinnien
-
Seriously, there are days when I come in and do these post suppressions and I feel like a parent driving a car with the kids fighting in the back seat: "One more word from any of you and I'm turning this car around, and you're all grounded for the next month." Ugh, I've turned into my parents.
- Isaris
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Just when you thought you were safe, the turn 18 already jokes are back, Boom
- Drop Your Pants
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[For making the job of many defenders easier by being completely useless at raiding, I present you with this cookie medal.
- Constie
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The people in Europeia. That is what makes us great. Not our laws, not our population. Our people. Just everyday people putting out a helping hand. A true community. I wouldn't want to be apart of any other community, because I feel truly accepted here. In a chatroom with complete strangers is where I feel most at home. Funny how that works. You guys are like a second family to me and it's great. I don't wanna ever leave.
- Aexnidaral Seymour
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(in reference to a hypothetical Aex/Calvin ticket)
Europeia United: In Hating Us
- Drecq
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Yes. The UK is slowly sinking into the atlantic. It has been a matter of contention for months whether Mays government would choose to opt for a hard brexit or a soft brexit. May has instead opted for a wet brexit.
- Anonymous
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The ministry was dead. Two resignations in a row killed it. Kaboom came in and it sprang back to life. He's the Cat of the MoWA.
- Quote:
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Gleg - Today at 7:58 PM boomer which resignation Boom 🎸 - Today at 7:58 PM My last one From MoWA Gleg - Today at 7:58 PM ok just making sure kind of lost count there
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