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Calvin Coolidge
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Jun 4 2015, 10:58 PM
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☆Kawaii Panda☆
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- HEM
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A former janitorial intern I told you not to use my interview.
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 The Panda's Pen is a newspaper I write. All hail Swift.
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HEM
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Jun 4 2015, 11:47 PM
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former substitute senator to aexnidaral seymour
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- Calvin Coolidge
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- HEM
- Jun 4 2015, 10:50 PM
A former janitorial intern
I told you not to use my interview. It was on the record!
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Cpt.Carrot
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Jun 5 2015, 12:15 AM
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Boogy Woogy Bugle Boy of Company "B"
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I thought Krake and Mal had put in measures to stop this kind of journalism...
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Drummer Captain Carrot!  "Though I try to cheer my comrades and be gay." HEM be sillyMy reputation & other quotes That's right Hodge-podge of stuff Some funny things that caught my attention - Lao-Tzu
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"Tell me, is there anything worn under the kilt?" "No, lassie, it's all in good working order!"
Motivations Desiderata ~ By Max Ehrmann Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy. - By Max Ehrmann The Thousanth Man ~ Rudyard Kipling 0NE man in a thousand, Solomon says. Will stick more close than a brother. And it's worth while seeking him half your days If you find him before the other. Nine hundred and ninety-nine depend On what the world sees in you, But the Thousandth Man will stand your friend With the whole round world agin you.
'Tis neither promise nor prayer nor show Will settle the finding for 'ee. Nine hundred and ninety-nine of 'em go By your looks, or your acts, or your glory.
But if he finds you and you find him, The rest of the world don't matter; For the Thousandth Man will sink or swim With you in any water.
You can use his purse with no more talk Than he uses yours for his spendings, And laugh and meet in your daily walk As though there had been no lendings.
Nine hundred and ninety-nine of 'em call For silver and gold in their dealings; But the Thousandth Man he's worth 'em all Because you can show him your feelings.
His wrong's your wrong, and his right's your right, In season or out of season. Stand up and back it in all men's sight With that for your only reason!
Nine hundred and ninety-nine can't bide The shame or mocking or laughter, But the Thousandth Man will stand by your side To the gallows-foot - and after!
"Get these Motherfucking Anumias out of my Motherfucking region!" - Noto, whilst operating heavy weaponry during the June 2016 Civil War
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Fortunado
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Jun 5 2015, 02:22 AM
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I thought Krake and Mal had put in measures to stop this kind of journalism... The ENN contracted out for groups skilled enough to break past those provisions
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I consider myself an idealist, mostly because realists are just pessimists who don't do anything. Check out the latest article from the EBC here! 11/12/15
These edges make me bleed! WHY! memories Geneva Convention - Kraken
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I'm pretty sure that violates every clause in the Geneva Convention.
The intent isn't to use him, it is to have him and not use him... very deliberately and clearly not use him, but let everyone know that we could use him if we so wished but we don't want to use him... because everyone is so nice and we appreciate how nice everyone is... :evil:[/quote] cpt.carrot How I host a barbecue with cpt. carrot - Cpt.Carrot
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*twitches* Why is there always someone wanting to eat me (  ) or severly injure me?
Fun for the whole family! I got deep sea friends - kraken
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- Fortunado
- Mar 16 2015, 05:24 AM
I do dabble in inter-dimensional rifts as well. Have you tried going to the void? I own real estate there. Oh! Don't do hell though. Without cell coverage (no cells in hell) you need to get a copy of the necronomicon from Cthulu but he wants item A. and to get A you need to trade for B which you get from another guy for C. One large fetch quest. Do you have vegan interdimensional tears?
I really like this guy
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we have much planning to do for you carrot. you have sealed your fate *begins reading necronomicon. The gates of hell open up go reveal tentacle-like horrors of the deep as they swell up from the grave and drag Cpt.Carrot kicking and screaming. He continues to try and hold on as the written inscriptions from the necronomicon reverberate and echo louder and louder in the sky. The terrors from the deep slowly drain both his willpower but sanity (points) and in a second it is over.* I am beginning to see a beautiful friendship svunbrink. 
Now wasn't that a fun chapter! *looks around to see the audience has turned into shriveled up corpses, All roughly the size of an actual doll. You can see what looks to be dried blood which had previously been running from their eyes, mouth, nose, and ears. They have been dead for a long time.* good when you won Mar 16 2015, 03:23 PM Cpt.Carrot: That is a Fabrication of your twisted and Brilliant (  ) imagination Mar 16 2015, 03:26 PM Fortunado: oh good job patronizing me... but for not conceding anything I might have to send thanatos after you again to literally rip your soul from yo-- yeah you remember what happened. (X) The Kraken-Sloth War - Quote:
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"Thank you for your many posts, Defender of Krakenism." -Kraken
William Farell, Priest Our Google, which art on servers, Hallowed be thy page; Thy domain come, Thy search be done, On Chrome as it is in the cloud. Give us this day our daily lolcats And forgive our trolling, As we forgive those who troll against us; And lead us not into spam, But deliver us from malware. RAMen.
resume Minister of Regional Recruitment Chair of The Assemblysenate aideMember of The AAC ministry of interior and World Assembly diplomat supernatural elements representative of hell Owner of Grape's Fortune realtor in the void
awards citations Gentleman, by Yefumm (current avatar) Edgar Allan Poe Statue, created by Dellamorteco and Abigail Larson Fuzzy Four Eyed Demon, by ARTofANT aka Anthony Diecidue
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Lethen
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Jun 5 2015, 11:05 PM
Post #200
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Remember when I was famous? Neither do I.
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Damn that WL, stealing those priceless and valuable antiques!
*discreetly texts unknown accomplice to plant the famous and world-renowned bust of Anumia's bust in WL's private quarters*
Who would dare steal such things!? Not me, if that's what you're wondering. Clearly it's WL.
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me, basically (click)
A letter to a friend By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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Fortunado
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Jun 6 2015, 03:35 AM
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*contacts lethen* Alright the bust is in, now you better promise my leth safe passage as long as we up the prices slightly
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I consider myself an idealist, mostly because realists are just pessimists who don't do anything. Check out the latest article from the EBC here! 11/12/15
These edges make me bleed! WHY! memories Geneva Convention - Kraken
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I'm pretty sure that violates every clause in the Geneva Convention.
The intent isn't to use him, it is to have him and not use him... very deliberately and clearly not use him, but let everyone know that we could use him if we so wished but we don't want to use him... because everyone is so nice and we appreciate how nice everyone is... :evil:[/quote] cpt.carrot How I host a barbecue with cpt. carrot - Cpt.Carrot
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*twitches* Why is there always someone wanting to eat me (  ) or severly injure me?
Fun for the whole family! I got deep sea friends - kraken
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- Fortunado
- Mar 16 2015, 05:24 AM
I do dabble in inter-dimensional rifts as well. Have you tried going to the void? I own real estate there. Oh! Don't do hell though. Without cell coverage (no cells in hell) you need to get a copy of the necronomicon from Cthulu but he wants item A. and to get A you need to trade for B which you get from another guy for C. One large fetch quest. Do you have vegan interdimensional tears?
I really like this guy
Fun book readings - Quote:
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we have much planning to do for you carrot. you have sealed your fate *begins reading necronomicon. The gates of hell open up go reveal tentacle-like horrors of the deep as they swell up from the grave and drag Cpt.Carrot kicking and screaming. He continues to try and hold on as the written inscriptions from the necronomicon reverberate and echo louder and louder in the sky. The terrors from the deep slowly drain both his willpower but sanity (points) and in a second it is over.* I am beginning to see a beautiful friendship svunbrink. 
Now wasn't that a fun chapter! *looks around to see the audience has turned into shriveled up corpses, All roughly the size of an actual doll. You can see what looks to be dried blood which had previously been running from their eyes, mouth, nose, and ears. They have been dead for a long time.* good when you won Mar 16 2015, 03:23 PM Cpt.Carrot: That is a Fabrication of your twisted and Brilliant (  ) imagination Mar 16 2015, 03:26 PM Fortunado: oh good job patronizing me... but for not conceding anything I might have to send thanatos after you again to literally rip your soul from yo-- yeah you remember what happened. (X) The Kraken-Sloth War - Quote:
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"Thank you for your many posts, Defender of Krakenism." -Kraken
William Farell, Priest Our Google, which art on servers, Hallowed be thy page; Thy domain come, Thy search be done, On Chrome as it is in the cloud. Give us this day our daily lolcats And forgive our trolling, As we forgive those who troll against us; And lead us not into spam, But deliver us from malware. RAMen.
resume Minister of Regional Recruitment Chair of The Assemblysenate aideMember of The AAC ministry of interior and World Assembly diplomat supernatural elements representative of hell Owner of Grape's Fortune realtor in the void
awards citations Gentleman, by Yefumm (current avatar) Edgar Allan Poe Statue, created by Dellamorteco and Abigail Larson Fuzzy Four Eyed Demon, by ARTofANT aka Anthony Diecidue
malashaan the sandslash Support Malashaan the Sandslash, and follow the Pokémon Blue playthrough (click him!) Support Fortunado the Hypno, and follow the Pokémon Blue playthrough (click him!)
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HEM
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Oct 18 2015, 07:06 PM
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former substitute senator to aexnidaral seymour
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Vice President might actually be a polar bear
ENN recently submitted an Open Records request on Vice President Calvin Coolidge's EIA file, and what we found was absolutely mind-blowing. The Vice President, who everyone considered an iron-clad panda, might actually not have any panda lineage at all.
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SUBJECT: Coolidge, Calvin DATE: 07 August 1996 CLASSIFIED: 10 August 1996 by President Sopo S. Sopopopolis LAST VIEWED: 27 September 2015 by Agent South West Leeds
On 14 July, 1996 Agent REDACTED was trailing subject Coolidge, Calvin while the subject was visiting his beach home in Spokane, Washington. Coolidge spent much of the 14th with an apparent friend, citizen Rachel Dolezar. The two discussed many things, including possible ways they could both alter their identities. Agent REDACTED was unable to hear all of their conversation due to a crying baby at the adjacent table, and the town drunk (who looked a bit like Lethen?) bellowing loudly at the nearby bar.
Coolidge appears on the 14th in a furry white coat. Not long after his visit to Spokane, however, he began sporting black blotches of color on his coat.
UPDATE on 10 August 1996: The agency has felt pressure from "upstairs" to not discuss or disclose this informatio.
This report, verified as authentic by a Europeian conspiracy theorist and a former Goldenblock cafeteria aide, raises countless questions about Coolidge's species and his authenticity. Can we trust anything he has said?
That, dear reader, is for you to decide.
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Calvin Coolidge
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Oct 18 2015, 07:20 PM
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Sopo was our President in 1996?
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Lethen
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Oct 18 2015, 07:56 PM
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Remember when I was famous? Neither do I.
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Fun fact: Europeia existed in 1996, apparently?
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me, basically (click)
A letter to a friend By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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Fortunado
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Oct 18 2015, 08:02 PM
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Fun fact: Europeia existed in 1996, apparently? Haven't you gone through the time warp, today? Also according to most RPs, the region has existed since the beginning.
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I consider myself an idealist, mostly because realists are just pessimists who don't do anything. Check out the latest article from the EBC here! 11/12/15
These edges make me bleed! WHY! memories Geneva Convention - Kraken
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I'm pretty sure that violates every clause in the Geneva Convention.
The intent isn't to use him, it is to have him and not use him... very deliberately and clearly not use him, but let everyone know that we could use him if we so wished but we don't want to use him... because everyone is so nice and we appreciate how nice everyone is... :evil:[/quote] cpt.carrot How I host a barbecue with cpt. carrot - Cpt.Carrot
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*twitches* Why is there always someone wanting to eat me (  ) or severly injure me?
Fun for the whole family! I got deep sea friends - kraken
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- Fortunado
- Mar 16 2015, 05:24 AM
I do dabble in inter-dimensional rifts as well. Have you tried going to the void? I own real estate there. Oh! Don't do hell though. Without cell coverage (no cells in hell) you need to get a copy of the necronomicon from Cthulu but he wants item A. and to get A you need to trade for B which you get from another guy for C. One large fetch quest. Do you have vegan interdimensional tears?
I really like this guy
Fun book readings - Quote:
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we have much planning to do for you carrot. you have sealed your fate *begins reading necronomicon. The gates of hell open up go reveal tentacle-like horrors of the deep as they swell up from the grave and drag Cpt.Carrot kicking and screaming. He continues to try and hold on as the written inscriptions from the necronomicon reverberate and echo louder and louder in the sky. The terrors from the deep slowly drain both his willpower but sanity (points) and in a second it is over.* I am beginning to see a beautiful friendship svunbrink. 
Now wasn't that a fun chapter! *looks around to see the audience has turned into shriveled up corpses, All roughly the size of an actual doll. You can see what looks to be dried blood which had previously been running from their eyes, mouth, nose, and ears. They have been dead for a long time.* good when you won Mar 16 2015, 03:23 PM Cpt.Carrot: That is a Fabrication of your twisted and Brilliant (  ) imagination Mar 16 2015, 03:26 PM Fortunado: oh good job patronizing me... but for not conceding anything I might have to send thanatos after you again to literally rip your soul from yo-- yeah you remember what happened. (X) The Kraken-Sloth War - Quote:
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"Thank you for your many posts, Defender of Krakenism." -Kraken
William Farell, Priest Our Google, which art on servers, Hallowed be thy page; Thy domain come, Thy search be done, On Chrome as it is in the cloud. Give us this day our daily lolcats And forgive our trolling, As we forgive those who troll against us; And lead us not into spam, But deliver us from malware. RAMen.
resume Minister of Regional Recruitment Chair of The Assemblysenate aideMember of The AAC ministry of interior and World Assembly diplomat supernatural elements representative of hell Owner of Grape's Fortune realtor in the void
awards citations Gentleman, by Yefumm (current avatar) Edgar Allan Poe Statue, created by Dellamorteco and Abigail Larson Fuzzy Four Eyed Demon, by ARTofANT aka Anthony Diecidue
malashaan the sandslash Support Malashaan the Sandslash, and follow the Pokémon Blue playthrough (click him!) Support Fortunado the Hypno, and follow the Pokémon Blue playthrough (click him!)
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Kraketopia
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Oct 19 2015, 03:00 AM
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Not only does Calvin have issues identifying the gender of mates, apparently he can't keep his own identity straight
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Past Positions
President - Three
Grand Admiral - Eight
Minister of Foreign Affairs - Three
Minister of Communications - Two
Speaker - One
Deputy Speaker - Three
Senator - Seven
Chief Justice - One
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2014 Europeian of the Year
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HEM
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Oct 19 2015, 03:31 PM
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former substitute senator to aexnidaral seymour
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Fun fact: Europeia existed in 1996, apparently? Where have you been?
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Sopo
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Oct 20 2015, 02:35 PM
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Lord High Chancellor Emeritus
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- Calvin Coolidge
- Oct 18 2015, 07:20 PM
Sopo was our President in 1996?  I am the eternal president.
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 The Right Honorable Sopo Associate Administrator for Discord - High Priest of Nethel - Lord High Chancellor EmeritusMore Info I once was... Lord High Chancellor and Heir Apparent ~ 26th, 32nd, and 42nd President ~ Speaker of the 27th Senate Vice President ~ Minister of Radio ~ Attorney General ~ Minister of Foreign Affairs ~ Minister of Culture ~ Minister of Welfare ~ Chair of the Citizens' AssemblyClan  Clan Chastain Sopo (Chief), Netz, Marnip, WestGuam, Rand, GraVandius, and AramorAll Hail Nethel, Praise Be Unto Him  I am the High Priest Join the Movement Gaze Upon the Truth Offer Your Prayers
"I am an enigma, I accept that. I understand that the pages of history do not have room for every man, for every dream, or for every brother. I know that deep down, but I wish it were otherwise every so often." ~ The Fourth Book of Nethel
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Sopo
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Jun 10 2016, 09:17 PM
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Lord High Chancellor Emeritus
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Jorts Theme Park Grand Opening; HEM Mysteriously Absent from Forum
Following the continued success of Dolly Parton's Dollywood, actor and comedian Paul Rudd recently opened his new celebrity-owned theme part, "Jortopia," a celebration of all things jorts. Rides include the first-of-its-class zipper-line across the park, a drop tower called the Denim Drop, and a wooden rollercoaster called "Lose Your Jorts." The park's opening was well attended by jorts enthusiasts from across the globe.
In unrelated news, Supreme Chancellor HEM has been missing from the forums since the opening of Jortopia. "Hm, what?" Lethen said when we woke him at 4am for comment. "It wouldn't be the first time someone from Europeia mysteriously disappeared..." Ignoring the obvious mystery novel setup, this reporter decided to enjoy a pińa colada by the beach rather than investigate further.
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 The Right Honorable Sopo Associate Administrator for Discord - High Priest of Nethel - Lord High Chancellor EmeritusMore Info I once was... Lord High Chancellor and Heir Apparent ~ 26th, 32nd, and 42nd President ~ Speaker of the 27th Senate Vice President ~ Minister of Radio ~ Attorney General ~ Minister of Foreign Affairs ~ Minister of Culture ~ Minister of Welfare ~ Chair of the Citizens' AssemblyClan  Clan Chastain Sopo (Chief), Netz, Marnip, WestGuam, Rand, GraVandius, and AramorAll Hail Nethel, Praise Be Unto Him  I am the High Priest Join the Movement Gaze Upon the Truth Offer Your Prayers
"I am an enigma, I accept that. I understand that the pages of history do not have room for every man, for every dream, or for every brother. I know that deep down, but I wish it were otherwise every so often." ~ The Fourth Book of Nethel
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HEM
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Jun 11 2016, 06:57 PM
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My attorneys have advised me to not comment.
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