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Topic Started: May 18 2010, 02:17 AM (3,958 Views)
Calvin Coolidge
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HEM
Jun 4 2015, 10:50 PM
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I told you not to use my interview. :ph43r:
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Calvin Coolidge
Jun 4 2015, 10:58 PM
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Jun 4 2015, 10:50 PM
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I told you not to use my interview. :ph43r:
It was on the record!
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Cpt.Carrot
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I thought Krake and Mal had put in measures to stop this kind of journalism... :ph43r:
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Jun 5 2015, 12:15 AM
I thought Krake and Mal had put in measures to stop this kind of journalism... :ph43r:
The ENN contracted out for groups skilled enough to break past those provisions

I consider myself an idealist, mostly because realists are just pessimists who don't do anything.
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Lethen
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Remember when I was famous? Neither do I.

Damn that WL, stealing those priceless and valuable antiques!

*discreetly texts unknown accomplice to plant the famous and world-renowned bust of Anumia's bust in WL's private quarters*

Who would dare steal such things!? Not me, if that's what you're wondering. Clearly it's WL.
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By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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*contacts lethen*
Alright the bust is in, now you better promise my leth safe passage as long as we up the prices slightly

I consider myself an idealist, mostly because realists are just pessimists who don't do anything.
Check out the latest article from the EBC here! 11/12/15
These edges make me bleed! WHY!
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Vice President might actually be a polar bear

ENN recently submitted an Open Records request on Vice President Calvin Coolidge's EIA file, and what we found was absolutely mind-blowing. The Vice President, who everyone considered an iron-clad panda, might actually not have any panda lineage at all.

A copy of the report is below:

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SUBJECT: Coolidge, Calvin
DATE: 07 August 1996
CLASSIFIED: 10 August 1996 by President Sopo S. Sopopopolis
LAST VIEWED: 27 September 2015 by Agent South West Leeds

On 14 July, 1996 Agent REDACTED was trailing subject Coolidge, Calvin while the subject was visiting his beach home in Spokane, Washington. Coolidge spent much of the 14th with an apparent friend, citizen Rachel Dolezar. The two discussed many things, including possible ways they could both alter their identities. Agent REDACTED was unable to hear all of their conversation due to a crying baby at the adjacent table, and the town drunk (who looked a bit like Lethen?) bellowing loudly at the nearby bar.

Coolidge appears on the 14th in a furry white coat. Not long after his visit to Spokane, however, he began sporting black blotches of color on his coat.

UPDATE on 10 August 1996: The agency has felt pressure from "upstairs" to not discuss or disclose this informatio.


This report, verified as authentic by a Europeian conspiracy theorist and a former Goldenblock cafeteria aide, raises countless questions about Coolidge's species and his authenticity. Can we trust anything he has said?

That, dear reader, is for you to decide.
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Sopo was our President in 1996? :P
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Lethen
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Remember when I was famous? Neither do I.

Fun fact: Europeia existed in 1996, apparently?
me, basically (click)

A letter to a friend

By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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Lethen
Oct 18 2015, 07:56 PM
Fun fact: Europeia existed in 1996, apparently?
Haven't you gone through the time warp, today? Also according to most RPs, the region has existed since the beginning.

I consider myself an idealist, mostly because realists are just pessimists who don't do anything.
Check out the latest article from the EBC here! 11/12/15
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Not only does Calvin have issues identifying the gender of mates, apparently he can't keep his own identity straight :P
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Lethen
Oct 18 2015, 07:56 PM
Fun fact: Europeia existed in 1996, apparently?
Where have you been? flail.gif
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Calvin Coolidge
Oct 18 2015, 07:20 PM
Sopo was our President in 1996? :P
I am the eternal president.
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Jorts Theme Park Grand Opening; HEM Mysteriously Absent from Forum

Following the continued success of Dolly Parton's Dollywood, actor and comedian Paul Rudd recently opened his new celebrity-owned theme part, "Jortopia," a celebration of all things jorts. Rides include the first-of-its-class zipper-line across the park, a drop tower called the Denim Drop, and a wooden rollercoaster called "Lose Your Jorts." The park's opening was well attended by jorts enthusiasts from across the globe.

In unrelated news, Supreme Chancellor HEM has been missing from the forums since the opening of Jortopia. "Hm, what?" Lethen said when we woke him at 4am for comment. "It wouldn't be the first time someone from Europeia mysteriously disappeared..." Ignoring the obvious mystery novel setup, this reporter decided to enjoy a pińa colada by the beach rather than investigate further.
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My attorneys have advised me to not comment. :ph43r:
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