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Topic Started: May 18 2010, 02:17 AM (3,959 Views)
Lethen
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Remember when I was famous? Neither do I.

Give this man a break and don't toss him out! He's a great President!

And as long as he's in the headlines no one will talk about the deal I made with the Columbians for coffee and the hours-long seminars I hold with my all-female staffers
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At least he didn't snort crack on the streets....or did he?
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Lethen
Dec 19 2013, 05:59 AM
Give this man a break and don't toss him out! He's a great President!
Yes, listen to him! >.>
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Kraketopia refuses to let go?

Sources from inside the Goldenblock have indicated that former President Kraketopia has been putting intense pressure on the new government to adhere to his endless list of "suggestions" for the administration.

"It's an absolute nightmare," a night janitor says after wiping his mouth from a swig of "Release the Kraken" Black Spiced Rum, "He calls every hour, interrupts meetings, and orders President Malashaan to adhere to his will. Worse still, Malashaan doesn't have the back bone to stop him. We've kicked him out a few times, but usually Malashaan just goes along with it."

Things have gone from bad to worse, with many junior Goldenblock officials saying that Kraketopia spends a great deal of time "working on navy stuff" from the Oval Office in the Goldenblock, and more than passively suggesting that Malashaan can use his office in the Octagon.

"I haven't seen President Malashaan in weeks," a recently terminated 5-week intern told ENN, "Nobody who works here would even know that we elected a new President."

ENN attempted to reach President Malashaan for comment, but decided it might be best to just ask Kraketopia instead.
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Nov 12 2014, 06:18 PM
ENN attempted to reach President Malashaan for comment, but decided it might be best to just ask Kraketopia instead.
That's the clincher :lol:
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Nov 12 2014, 06:30 PM
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Nov 12 2014, 06:18 PM
ENN attempted to reach President Malashaan for comment, but decided it might be best to just ask Kraketopia instead.
That's the clincher :lol:
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Nov 12 2014, 08:24 PM
Anumia
Nov 12 2014, 06:30 PM
HEM
Nov 12 2014, 06:18 PM
ENN attempted to reach President Malashaan for comment, but decided it might be best to just ask Kraketopia instead.
That's the clincher :lol:
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To defend Mal's honour, who should I kill?
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That right there was some funny stuff.
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Nov 12 2014, 09:30 PM
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Nov 12 2014, 08:24 PM
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Nov 12 2014, 06:30 PM
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Nov 12 2014, 06:18 PM
ENN attempted to reach President Malashaan for comment, but decided it might be best to just ask Kraketopia instead.
That's the clincher :lol:
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To defend Mal's honour, who should I kill?
I could just have the MoI order you to kill yourself :ph43r:
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Remember when I was famous? Neither do I.

He likes to have all his tentacles in all the different honey pots.
me, basically (click)

A letter to a friend

By the Prophetical Blessing of Nethel, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic of Europeia and the states within, Destined Overseer of His rightful yet forgotten realms of Estalcia and Old Europe and Crystal Falls, Defender of the Faith and New Jersey, and Heir to the concept of Sarcasm
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I'd laugh, but Kraken told me not to.
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Lethen
Nov 13 2014, 01:02 AM
He likes to have all his tentacles in all the different honey pots.
So he's Winnie Squiddie the Pooh? That might explain Cal's bearishness.
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Writinglegend Boosting Government Property?

Reports have surfaced that President Writinglegend has been stealing ancient Europeian artifacts from the Goldenblock. The building's main foyer, once decorated with a collection of portraits from the monarchy, now boast only scans of Chief Justice Drecq's photocopied hindquarters.

"It is truly a tragedy," says Europeian historian Hist O'Ry, "Some of those pieces were priceless based on their historical value. The region has lost so much."

But why is the President himself under fire for this heist?

"I saw them," a EuroPizza delivery boy told ENN as one of our corespondents slipped him a twenty dollar bill, "I was delivering a pizza with no cheese and extra red peppers to President Writinglegend's private residence. When the President opened the door, I saw piles upon piles of pictures like [reading off a card], one of Pinapleboy on a royal steed, and one with Lord Alphon [pauses] esia, signing a very old document."

ENN has repeatedly tried to call the Goldenblock for comment, but we have only reached a Thai takeout restaurant. A former janitorial intern informed ENN, however, that, "President Writinglegend told me personally that he wasn't stealing the art, but that I shouldn't look for it in his living room."

An already underperforming government appears to be beleaguered in scandal. It is too easy to tell whether Writinglegend will be able to weather the storm.
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