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| Topic Started: Jun 27 2012, 03:14 AM (158 Views) | |
| Stig | Jun 27 2012, 03:14 AM Post #1 |
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Hello. My name is Stig. Not the Stig of very fast car driving fame, though we are both very pale so at times it may be easy to confuse us. I come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun and the hot springs...I mean, Norway, originally. One of the many perks of being Nordic other than being surrounded by gorgeous women constantly and being really good at getting sunburnt is that I get to speak Norwegian, which has been chosen by Harvard University as the most brilliant language known to man. Nordboernia is my nation, a tiny land carved out of the frozen north by the hardy Norse people, of which I am the Grand Duke, Stig I of the House of Koenraad. My throne is made of ice and good God is it cold as balls. I mean look at it I don't think I can stand up because my hindparts appear to be, yes they have in fact frozen to the throne and I can't stand up oh gosh I am in extreme pain and I think my gonads have retreated into my chest dear God someone get the Royal Hot Water Bucket and build me a non-frozen throne immediately. I'm also quite fond of roleplaying in games like this sø vën yøü si më spæk lik thïs I åm prøbåbli bëïnge væri sïllï. |
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Grand Duke Stig I Koenraad of Nordboernia Vær så snill ikke angripe, vi har elgene! (please don't attack, we have moose! Nordboernia's official motto) | |
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| Sopo | Jun 27 2012, 04:26 AM Post #2 |
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Welcome! We have some more in-character type role-play on the forums as well if you're interested. Good to have you!
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| madiebee | Jun 27 2012, 04:51 AM Post #3 |
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Peekaboo <3
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Welcome to Euro, Stig! I love listening to people speak Norwegian, it never fails to make me smile
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| Common-Sense Politics | Jun 27 2012, 05:48 AM Post #4 |
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Welcome to Europeia!
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| Zmon | Jun 27 2012, 02:59 PM Post #5 |
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Hvor bor du? I guess not in the south-west, where it never freezes and always rains ![]() I do agree on the language statement, although I think Suomi and Eesti are more glorious. But I'm aware that's a pretty sacrilegious thing to say. |
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| Drexlore Greyjoy | Jun 27 2012, 04:13 PM Post #6 |
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Hey welcome! We love new to have new citizens! Do you also know what we also like to do? Ask people to join our respective ministries. You should join Culture Ministry! It's fun. We'll have the honor and privilege this term of putting together some huge events and we'll need a lot of help. And if that doesn't sell you than just think about this. There are also sweet bonus points as well! Dr. House leads it and his two underlings are the 10th and 11th Doctors! How cool is that? Once again Welcome to Europeia!
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| madiebee | Jun 27 2012, 05:20 PM Post #7 |
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Peekaboo <3
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The sacrilege! |
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| Stig | Jun 28 2012, 02:09 AM Post #8 |
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Unsure how to quote multiple posts so I'll do this instead: @Madiebee: Og smiler er hva vi liker! @Zmon: Suomi is interesting but impossible for anyone to learn because Finns apparently never speak... :mellow: Også, jeg bor i Trondelag (used to, that is, before moving to America for school >.< ) @Drexlore I am outrageously cultured and prepared to assist in the Culture Ministry's endeavors. MAXIMUM CULTURE Also I see that Europeia has a Twitter account and that's the greatest thing ever. Following now! |
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| Seven Deaths | Jun 28 2012, 03:25 AM Post #9 |
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Super-heated infusion of free-radicals and tannins
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Is that my speech? Why yes, I think it was... Anyway.. Welcome to Europeia! Did you have anything to do with that Documentary on trolls that I watched a few months ago? It was Norwegian after all!
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"The Senate is my porn." ~ Cat "If the sea was whiskey and he was a duck... I reckon SD could drain it." ~ CptCarrot "and why teh FUCK am I not mentioned in your Euro sig" ~ My Beautiful Wife, MagentaFairy "Certified bamf" ~ Master bamf CSP The Rt. Hon. Seven Deaths Saxton, EEN EBS OR4 | |
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| Stig | Jun 28 2012, 03:34 AM Post #10 |
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I probably, indirectly and in the very remotest sense had some small role in it that I'm not aware of... :lol: |
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| Zmon | Jun 28 2012, 04:21 AM Post #11 |
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Yeah those Finns, you can list a lot of things wrong with them but they'll still be awesome after all. But Estonians are much more open, and most of them speak Suomi as well. Så hva liker du mest - Norge eller US? :o I have a couple of friends in Bergen, that's one hell of a wet place. |
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| Seven Deaths | Jun 28 2012, 04:21 AM Post #12 |
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Do you at least know of what I speak? It was called Troll Hunter(I think) and it was entirely in Norwegian(with English subtitles) and really awesome. Some kids were doing a documentary on someone who they thought was a murderer and it turned out that said person was a Troll Hunter for the Norwegian government. Good stuff! |
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| Stig | Jun 28 2012, 05:08 AM Post #13 |
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@Seven Deaths: I heard of it when it came out but never saw it, maybe I should since you like it @Zmon: Mitt hjem, Norge, men US er OK
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