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Breaking News!; my attempt at satire.
Topic Started: Oct 12 2011, 04:21 PM (169 Views)
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Breaking News:

Defenders Finally Stop All Raiding

We have breaking news into the newsroom right now. Nationstates is down. The website is not loading. Some are calling this a travesty, others calling it a victory for the defender world. Nationstates went down about noon, Eastern Standard Time, earlier today, and has been down since. Our sources have told us that the Founderless Region Alliance have called this a victory for them. Is it a coincidence that the game went down almost around the noon update? This news reporter thinks not. Frattastan, the Arch Chancellor, of the FRA has called for a continuous absence of the Nationstates website, also stating that is better for us than them.

An anonymous defender stated, we, defenders, know that this world is better without those imperialistic scums floating around going around pillaging innocent regions, while we just sit and spam our own forums and play with ourselves. He also went on to say that the longer Nationstates is down the better it is for the defender world, because we can blame it all on them, and take all the credit for it.

This news station has not yet received any updates for the raider side of the game. More updates to come….

Update: NS is back up, and the defenders are done playing with themselves and are trying to move on with their lives but having trouble doing it.


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Site comes back up, 00000AWP, CoJ and GRA are suddenly all Unknown protectorates. Whats this nonsense about raiding ending?
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You're a statue -_-

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Men don't giggle.  :gentleman:

The mightiest of men have no need for concern about their masculinity and can thus giggle as they wish.

You're a statue -_-

Of the manliest men of all the men. Anumia has balls of marble.

Legit.

Both madiebee and I can confirm that we each definitely laughed at that. She laughed twice.

3 points for Seymour. :P
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