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So what the heck is Europeia anyways?

Can I join?

So, I came here representing another region? I do not want to become a citizen. Where should I go?

What offices are there for people to be elected into?

What is there for me to do in Europeia?

That answers most of my immediate questions. What if I have any more?


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New Citizen App Proposals
Topic Started: Feb 8 2011, 04:51 PM (193 Views)
Rach
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How did you find Europeia?
What is your interest in the Republic Square?
Are You In Other Forums (If so, I don't care):
Are you dating me or have ever dated me irl? (if so, want to be my daughter/mom/aunt?)
Do you have a specific position in mind (if so, name it)?
For creeper purposes, where do you live (the house I once went to/looked at)?

Please state the following oath:

"I (your name, if you miss this you're a fail) swear that I will bear true allegiance to the Republic Square; that I will faithfully observe and read the laws of Europeia and try not to fail; and that I will fulfill my duties as a Europeian citizen such as making my day, commenting on my gun pics and making fun of liberals. Making fun of Cary is optional because it's too easy.
I understand that any violation of the vows in this oath may result in AA making a ridiculous comment about me."


Gustavus
 
Nation Name in the region:
How did you find Europeia? Was it through one of my stories?
What is your interest in the forum? (Story #1, #2, #3, #4... etc etc)
Are You In Other Regions (If so, Name the stories you've read by me):
What did you think about my stories?
Would you like to be in my next story?
For story purposes, what is your personality like?

Please state the following oath:

"I (your fictional name here) swear that I will bear true allegiance to the Republic of Europeia; that I will faithfully observe and read the stories of Gustavus; and that I will fulfill my duties as a Europeian citizen, including commenting on any and all stories that Gustavus might have written or is thinking of writing.
I understand that any violation of the vows in this oath may result in the termination of my Europeian citizenship."


Rachel
 
Nation Name in the region:
Do you have a picture up? If so, linky!:
How did you find Europeia, was it through an ex/rival/lover/wannabe lover/oh him?
What is your interest in the forum? (is it me? </end ego>)
Are You In Other Regions (take your time, there's not rush):
What do you think of my avvy? Does it match my siggy?
Who's your avvy? Omg he's so (cute/fugly/h0t/wierd/hyper.gif)
For when I want to toy with you purposes, what is your timezone (GMT, EST, etc.)?

Please state the following oath:

"I (your name) swear that I will bear true allegiance to Rachel muhahahaha the Republic of Europeia; that I will faithfully observe and read the laws of Europeia and what Rachel says; and that I will fulfill my duties as a Europeian citizen, including having a cute avvy that is physically appealing in the region in the NationStates region of Europeia (according to me).
I understand that any violation of the vows in this oath may result in the termination of my Europeian citizenship."
♥ Love and Kindness are never wasted ♥
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Gustavus Adolphus Rex
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Wow! Absolutely hilarious, especially my citizen app and yours. :P
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Senator of Europeia (Sep 26, 2012-present), Culture Minister of Europeia (Jan 30-Apr 24, 2011, Aug 26, 2012-present), Director of Writing (Apr 24-Jun 24, 2011), EBC Director (July 31-Aug 26, 2012), Deputy Mayor of the City Council for Projects & Reform (Aug 29-Sep 26, 2012)[/hide]

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"so your the energizer bunny of the region?" -Duncan Grey (YESH)

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Accounte...stahp. Accounte....wat r u doing? Accounte...STAHP." -Elias Greyjoy

"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice." -Eleanor Lamb, BioShock 2

"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." -Indiana Jones

"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." -Sherlock Holmes

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." -Liam Neeson[/hide]

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Rach
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Mine was serious flail.gif :P
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Rachel
Feb 8 2011, 01:32 PM
Mine was serious flail.gif :P

Your's hits the nail on the head :wub:
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Feb 8 2011, 01:34 PM
Rachel
Feb 8 2011, 01:32 PM
Mine was serious flail.gif  :P

Your's hits the nail on the head :wub:

Seph would never make it through mine gun.gif
♥ Love and Kindness are never wasted ♥
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I would barely make it through yours :P
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Rach
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As if... if I like you, you're in :P
♥ Love and Kindness are never wasted ♥
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Yes!!! hyper.gif
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Rachel
Feb 8 2011, 01:44 PM
As if... if I like you, you're in :P

You would make it through mine. :P
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Son of Earth and Griff, Widower of Pananida and Panlu, BRO MINIONS FOR EVA with Drexlore, Elias, and Remsol, Certifiably 92.3% Awesome :P

NOW PLAYING:

Posted Image


Create your superpowered character and build a giant robot for them today! Episode 1 up soon!

[hide=Europeian Awards & Positions]First Recruitment Star, Order of Enlightenment Posted Image

Order of the Civil Service Officium, Fourth-Bronze Class and Third-Silver Class

Posted Image

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Most Creative Citizen, August 2012 Europeia Peoples Choice Awards

Favorite Citizen, Biggest Contributor, & Most Creative Citizen, December 2012 Europeia Peoples Choice Awards

Senator of Europeia (Sep 26, 2012-present), Culture Minister of Europeia (Jan 30-Apr 24, 2011, Aug 26, 2012-present), Director of Writing (Apr 24-Jun 24, 2011), EBC Director (July 31-Aug 26, 2012), Deputy Mayor of the City Council for Projects & Reform (Aug 29-Sep 26, 2012)[/hide]

[hide=Favorite Quotes]
"so your the energizer bunny of the region?" -Duncan Grey (YESH)

"[2012-10-30 03:14:50] ~Unknown       : Failed sign in attempt. Provided username: Accounte
[2012-10-30 03:15:03] ~Unknown       : Failed sign in attempt. Provided username: Accounte
[2012-10-30 03:15:23] ~Unknown       : Failed sign in attempt. Provided username: Accounte

Accounte...stahp. Accounte....wat r u doing? Accounte...STAHP." -Elias Greyjoy

"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice." -Eleanor Lamb, BioShock 2

"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." -Indiana Jones

"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." -Sherlock Holmes

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." -Liam Neeson[/hide]

[hide=Pet Dinosaur]Don't make me angry or my pet T.Rex will eat you!

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^Isn't he so cute?[/hide]
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Rach
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Although, there aren't that many people in NS that I don't like :unsure: Even in Euro, that list would only include Falc. :P
♥ Love and Kindness are never wasted ♥
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Aww. If I made a list of people I wouldn't let into a region. That would be a freaking long ass list.
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Which is super ironic :P
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Rach
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You have to work really hard to make me not like you :P

Case in point: I like CSP and I have to keep acting like I don't because people expect me not to like him. In that thread where I agreed with him, I had to make sure that it looked like I was doing it grudgingly because people expect that. I felt bad that my silly remarks annoyed him. So I'm going to be much more careful.
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I found this very entertaining. ^_^
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