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Five Reasons My Nationstates Family Distresses Me
Topic Started: Feb 6 2011, 09:35 PM (331 Views)
Willem Jefferson
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Five Reasons My Nationstates Family Distresses Me

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When I first joined Nationstates, I was a simple conservative Dutchman, full of piss, vinegar and formidable dislike for socialism. So when I was born, a son of Fioteria, King of Hampshire, I was excited. Well, go figure, Fioteria's gone now.

With the help of Gustavus Rex, I helped to trace my family history and realized I am in the most fanatically insane cross-section of Nationstates inbreeding.

Here's what I wish I knew before I rolled the genetic dice.

5. My Mother (Hannah Grey)

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From what I know, my mom was awesome. She was loved by all, and her marriage to my dad was long-lasting. Trouble is that I met her.. once. I never actually talked to her. In terms of absent parenting, she basically takes the trophy for Parent Most Likely To Miss Your Games.

At least I had brothers right...

4. My Brother (Ramanat)

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GAR tells Ramanat was a drunk moron who could barely scrape together the mental fortitude to correctly run a colony called Wexford, despite being pampered by kings and Prime Ministers. He couldn't decide if he was a loyalist or a revolutionary. He was a blockhead basically.

Well, I have other brothers...

3. My Brother (Solimaria)

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GAR tells me he liked Solimaria. Anumia tells me Solimaria was a raging dickwad. GAR also tells me he missed the part when Solimaria tried to overthrow the Livenda crown. While Ramanat was drunkenly waving his dick around Wexford, Solimaria was plotting a fairly unsuccessful revolution and getting himself banned. What a prick.

Okay, two for two. Kaelon II...

2. My Brother (Kaelon II)

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Kaelon II lied about his age, acted immature and didn't do much for the region besides put it at risk of being shut down by violating IF Terms and Conditions. Jerk.

Drumroll for the grand finale...

1. My Choice

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I could have waited and you know, done some research before choosing to roleplay my life this way. I didn't. That's what kills me. I chose to be the brother of crooks, and morons and the son of very nice but absent parents.

I deserve it. I suck. Boo me.

Thank you. Now go away.
Willem Jefferson

"Dutch"



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Gustavus Adolphus Rex
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I can't believe you didn't add in Lord Alphanesia, your grandfather! That would have made for a lot of lawlz. :P

Anyway, this was a good piece, and I can't wait for more of these lists. :D
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Most Creative Citizen, August 2012 Europeia Peoples Choice Awards

Favorite Citizen, Biggest Contributor, & Most Creative Citizen, December 2012 Europeia Peoples Choice Awards

Senator of Europeia (Sep 26, 2012-present), Culture Minister of Europeia (Jan 30-Apr 24, 2011, Aug 26, 2012-present), Director of Writing (Apr 24-Jun 24, 2011), EBC Director (July 31-Aug 26, 2012), Deputy Mayor of the City Council for Projects & Reform (Aug 29-Sep 26, 2012)[/hide]

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"so your the energizer bunny of the region?" -Duncan Grey (YESH)

"[2012-10-30 03:14:50] ~Unknown       : Failed sign in attempt. Provided username: Accounte
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Accounte...stahp. Accounte....wat r u doing? Accounte...STAHP." -Elias Greyjoy

"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice." -Eleanor Lamb, BioShock 2

"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." -Indiana Jones

"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." -Sherlock Holmes

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." -Liam Neeson[/hide]

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Wow. I was engaged to my great-great nephew :blink:
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Rachel
Feb 6 2011, 04:45 PM
Wow. I was engaged to my great-great nephew :blink:

Honestly, after AA's confession, nothing surprises me. What has NS done to my fine European sensibilities?

And Gus - cmon, I have to show a little creativity. :P
Willem Jefferson

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Willem Jefferson
Feb 6 2011, 04:47 PM
Rachel
Feb 6 2011, 04:45 PM
Wow. I was engaged to my great-great nephew  :blink:

Honestly, after AA's confession, nothing surprises me. What has NS done to my fine European sensibilities?

And Gus - cmon, I have to show a little creativity. :P

You've gotta love inbreeding. :P

And you owe me big time. I was the one who helped you find out how truly fucked up your family is. :lol:
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[hide=Europeian Awards & Positions]First Recruitment Star, Order of Enlightenment Posted Image

Order of the Civil Service Officium, Fourth-Bronze Class and Third-Silver Class

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Most Creative Citizen, August 2012 Europeia Peoples Choice Awards

Favorite Citizen, Biggest Contributor, & Most Creative Citizen, December 2012 Europeia Peoples Choice Awards

Senator of Europeia (Sep 26, 2012-present), Culture Minister of Europeia (Jan 30-Apr 24, 2011, Aug 26, 2012-present), Director of Writing (Apr 24-Jun 24, 2011), EBC Director (July 31-Aug 26, 2012), Deputy Mayor of the City Council for Projects & Reform (Aug 29-Sep 26, 2012)[/hide]

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"so your the energizer bunny of the region?" -Duncan Grey (YESH)

"[2012-10-30 03:14:50] ~Unknown       : Failed sign in attempt. Provided username: Accounte
[2012-10-30 03:15:03] ~Unknown       : Failed sign in attempt. Provided username: Accounte
[2012-10-30 03:15:23] ~Unknown       : Failed sign in attempt. Provided username: Accounte

Accounte...stahp. Accounte....wat r u doing? Accounte...STAHP." -Elias Greyjoy

"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice." -Eleanor Lamb, BioShock 2

"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." -Indiana Jones

"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." -Sherlock Holmes

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." -Liam Neeson[/hide]

[hide=Pet Dinosaur]Don't make me angry or my pet T.Rex will eat you!

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^Isn't he so cute?[/hide]
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Oliver
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RIP Jack Layton

Your mother was Hannah Grey? Crap another person I'm related to.
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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started, and know the place for the first time.

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Oliver Dion-Grey
Feb 6 2011, 04:52 PM
Your mother was Hannah Grey? Crap another person I'm related to.

We're all related! Yay circle of life! :P
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Son of Earth and Griff, Widower of Pananida and Panlu, BRO MINIONS FOR EVA with Drexlore, Elias, and Remsol, Certifiably 92.3% Awesome :P

NOW PLAYING:

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Create your superpowered character and build a giant robot for them today! Episode 1 up soon!

[hide=Europeian Awards & Positions]First Recruitment Star, Order of Enlightenment Posted Image

Order of the Civil Service Officium, Fourth-Bronze Class and Third-Silver Class

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Most Creative Citizen, August 2012 Europeia Peoples Choice Awards

Favorite Citizen, Biggest Contributor, & Most Creative Citizen, December 2012 Europeia Peoples Choice Awards

Senator of Europeia (Sep 26, 2012-present), Culture Minister of Europeia (Jan 30-Apr 24, 2011, Aug 26, 2012-present), Director of Writing (Apr 24-Jun 24, 2011), EBC Director (July 31-Aug 26, 2012), Deputy Mayor of the City Council for Projects & Reform (Aug 29-Sep 26, 2012)[/hide]

[hide=Favorite Quotes]
"so your the energizer bunny of the region?" -Duncan Grey (YESH)

"[2012-10-30 03:14:50] ~Unknown       : Failed sign in attempt. Provided username: Accounte
[2012-10-30 03:15:03] ~Unknown       : Failed sign in attempt. Provided username: Accounte
[2012-10-30 03:15:23] ~Unknown       : Failed sign in attempt. Provided username: Accounte

Accounte...stahp. Accounte....wat r u doing? Accounte...STAHP." -Elias Greyjoy

"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice." -Eleanor Lamb, BioShock 2

"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." -Indiana Jones

"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." -Sherlock Holmes

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." -Liam Neeson[/hide]

[hide=Pet Dinosaur]Don't make me angry or my pet T.Rex will eat you!

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^Isn't he so cute?[/hide]
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Anumia
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You're welcome for the DNA, by the way :P
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Anumia
Feb 6 2011, 04:54 PM
You're welcome for the DNA, by the way :P

Thanks for siring 99.9% of NationStates, you Mormon rabbit. :lol:
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Son of Earth and Griff, Widower of Pananida and Panlu, BRO MINIONS FOR EVA with Drexlore, Elias, and Remsol, Certifiably 92.3% Awesome :P

NOW PLAYING:

Posted Image


Create your superpowered character and build a giant robot for them today! Episode 1 up soon!

[hide=Europeian Awards & Positions]First Recruitment Star, Order of Enlightenment Posted Image

Order of the Civil Service Officium, Fourth-Bronze Class and Third-Silver Class

Posted Image

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Most Creative Citizen, August 2012 Europeia Peoples Choice Awards

Favorite Citizen, Biggest Contributor, & Most Creative Citizen, December 2012 Europeia Peoples Choice Awards

Senator of Europeia (Sep 26, 2012-present), Culture Minister of Europeia (Jan 30-Apr 24, 2011, Aug 26, 2012-present), Director of Writing (Apr 24-Jun 24, 2011), EBC Director (July 31-Aug 26, 2012), Deputy Mayor of the City Council for Projects & Reform (Aug 29-Sep 26, 2012)[/hide]

[hide=Favorite Quotes]
"so your the energizer bunny of the region?" -Duncan Grey (YESH)

"[2012-10-30 03:14:50] ~Unknown       : Failed sign in attempt. Provided username: Accounte
[2012-10-30 03:15:03] ~Unknown       : Failed sign in attempt. Provided username: Accounte
[2012-10-30 03:15:23] ~Unknown       : Failed sign in attempt. Provided username: Accounte

Accounte...stahp. Accounte....wat r u doing? Accounte...STAHP." -Elias Greyjoy

"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice." -Eleanor Lamb, BioShock 2

"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." -Indiana Jones

"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." -Sherlock Holmes

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." -Liam Neeson[/hide]

[hide=Pet Dinosaur]Don't make me angry or my pet T.Rex will eat you!

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^Isn't he so cute?[/hide]
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Willem Jefferson
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Anumia
Feb 6 2011, 04:54 PM
You're welcome for the DNA, by the way :P

We're all trapped by the Anumiocracy! :P
Willem Jefferson

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Oliver Dion-Grey
Feb 6 2011, 04:52 PM
Your mother was Hannah Grey? Crap another person I'm related to.

How are we related? :P
Willem Jefferson

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Willem Jefferson
Feb 6 2011, 04:58 PM
Oliver Dion-Grey
Feb 6 2011, 04:52 PM
Your mother was Hannah Grey? Crap another person I'm related to.

How are we related? :P

I'm married to Hannah's sister. :P
Oliver Marlowe
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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started, and know the place for the first time.

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Oliver Dion-Grey
Feb 6 2011, 05:00 PM
Willem Jefferson
Feb 6 2011, 04:58 PM
Oliver Dion-Grey
Feb 6 2011, 04:52 PM
Your mother was Hannah Grey? Crap another person I'm related to.

How are we related? :P

I'm married to Hannah's sister. :P

How are we related then? :P

You are the guy who is bunking with the sister of a mother who I never met. We're not even close. :P
Willem Jefferson

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Oliver
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RIP Jack Layton

Willem Jefferson
Feb 6 2011, 05:03 PM
Oliver Dion-Grey
Feb 6 2011, 05:00 PM
Willem Jefferson
Feb 6 2011, 04:58 PM
Oliver Dion-Grey
Feb 6 2011, 04:52 PM
Your mother was Hannah Grey? Crap another person I'm related to.

How are we related? :P

I'm married to Hannah's sister. :P

How are we related then? :P

You are the guy who is bunking with the sister of a mother who I never met. We're not even close. :P

Been "bunking" with her for over two ns years now. :P
Oliver Marlowe
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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started, and know the place for the first time.

The Europeian Trifecta
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I've also been Mayor, Grand Admiral, and World Assembly Delegate, but I only get three images for my sig...
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Willem Jefferson
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Cute. :P
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