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BREAKING NEWS: HEM Discovered To Constantly Have Shower Thoughts
Topic Started: Dec 21 2017, 10:26 PM (146 Views)
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HEM Discovered To Constantly Have Shower Thoughts - Article Written by Ervald


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A photo of HEM at a Q&A session where he is suspected to either be laughing at a newcomer's question or at one of his own shower thoughts.
(December 21, 2017) - The Europeian Review have just received a page straight out of HEM's personal diary which was given to us by a personal aide of his at the HEM Foundation. At first glance, the page is just a list of whimsical questions that resembles Jaden Smith's twitter feed but it was revealed to be much more than that. The aide who will remain anonymous said that HEM does not simply have shower thoughts in the shower like most people but have them constantly. This would make sense as the media and public have witnessed HEM throughout most of his life constantly looking confused or bursting into laughter at odd moments, even at ceremonies when he was Supreme Chancellor.

The aide has told this that this page is simply a small sample and the diary contain much, much, more. The Europeian Review is pleased to release the content of the page we received from this aide.

666. My full name is the Holy Ekaj Monarchy, does that mean that I, as an individual, is technically a nation-state? Does that also mean people with names like "Paris" and "Paris" are technically cities?

667. Denim shorts are called jorts. What about denim shirts? Jirts? Are denim hats called jats?

668. You know, the European Union in Portuguese is União Europeia. Imagine how different Europeia would be if I made the theme Portuguese. Our forum right now could be full of people from Brazil, Angola, Portugal, and more! Wait, that means almost everyone in this region right now wouldn't be here, then...

669. I think I am more important than Nethel sometimes. I just think I am such a great human being, you know? Where is my freaking temple?

670. Euro-PEE-uh! LOL!

671. Sometimes I wonder if there is anything stopping me from becoming Supreme Chancellor again. Time to bother some folks if they would mind signing a referendum for me.

672. Why is the Red Light District called that? None of the streets lit up have red light...I wonder if there is a deeper meaning.

673. Do you know why my son is so thirsty? It is because his surname is Waterson! Lol!

674. Lethen should be in the next sequel of Lethal Weapon. Come on, they share the first four letters. I am a genius.

675. Europeia the Movie is one of the greatest cinematic masterpieces ever. Casablanca can back off.

676. Maybe I should legally change my name to MEH. What could go wrong?
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