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The Brokest Rapper Alive; Inducted into HOF 17th may 08
Topic Started: May 17 2008, 08:34 PM (54 Views)
Gary A Swaby	May 17 2008, 08:34 PM Post #1
The Depression Posts: 8,016 Group: Swiff Man Member #1 Joined: August 4, 2006	This was written on november 17 2006, swiff epics posted it expressing his current state in being a student and having no money. Then Soldierunit and Tookie dropped a verse each to complete this as an Epic display of lyrical poetry ___________________ Swiff Epics [size=4]i wake up, stand up, sore on my feet/ stomach growling, i cant afford to eat/ stayed in bed till 3 to obsorb the heat/ writing rhymes written off paper, no scortchin beats/ going unheard, im the inside the home G.O.A.T/ cos im so fuckin poor even my Microphones Broke/ and im the type to choke throats, of any "like to boast" folks/ cant even have beef, cant afford the rights to hold toast/ one fuckin meals gotta be served Into two/ a job? cant even afford to get a bus to the Interview/ im tunrin into a depressant, sippin my bros gin n juice/ and religious fucks tellin me its wrong to sin n shoot/ tobaco legally brewin money, tony blairs a fluent dummy/ in University, mother fuckers wont even give me my student money/ now im crude n bummy, and about to burst a shot like a shootings funny/ layin out corpses till bodies beside me are weeping more/ while i justify it by telling how the systems designed to Keep me poor/[/size] true story SoldierUnit down here we toast wit plastic $2 crystal glasses, broke, so i'm spastic starin down the freezer for butter, just passed it mad as hell, so slam the door like an angry bastard master of sweet and sour chicken aint much chicken so i'll be picken bitchen bout the wrong rice, listen hate soggy rice, but luv thick rice mash potatos or rice, grapplin the dice dinner is a gamble, no wrong sidedish saw and ad for pizza, take a bite ouf it, i wish apple sauce and pancakes sound tasty 20 mins for brunt pancakes, decision is hasty the worldwide system is bad another bro in the dumps, keep the white man glad me and swiff, broke bros acrossed the atlantic some cats rob banks for cash, they just manic Tookie echoing Tookie [size=1]Tookie[/size] [size=-1]Tookie[/size] [size=-2]Tookie[/size] I dont front like Im the greatest, Im really him/ But Im not tryna sound that hungry...I really am// Cant even afford clothes, I stole these fuckin white tees/ Shits crazy, I think life is the one bitch that doesnt like me// Met this chick the other day, said I dont wantchu for your face/ Fuck ya body, thanksgivin comin up...Im comin to your place// Too young for a real job so the streets look temptin/ Heard my uncle say, if he wanna throw his life away then fuck it, let him// But I dont agree, I could eat either way/ Cuz if I get locked up, atleast Ill get 3 meals a day// If not then Ill be paid, eat as much as I can/ Right now I probly make Flava Flav look like Viscera man// I fuckin chew on my pillow as I dream of food/ Dream of stew, wake up and scream "Im screwed"// And tell me why Im starvin but cant steal to end it/ Butchu motherfuckers stole this land to begin with// damn... :blunt: ______________________________________________________



IAmSupa	May 18 2008, 05:30 PM Post #2
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