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Alphamon's Campaign
Topic Started: Aug 24 2011, 11:03 AM (149 Views)
Therizinosaur
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Weird...

*Stands on a pure white throne made of Cybertronian Crystal,holy cape waves as the wind blows through the place*
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Ahem,I declares to all of you citizens of the Environ Spam Forum that because The Spam King Election has taken place,it will be wise for all of you to choose me for The Spam King.The reason you should is said loudly after this:
1.I am king of various planets,the advanced and peaceful one.This was prove for me as a good leader as of hundreds of this planets are renowned for its peace and prosperity.
2.I am not an evil figure,as i've ridden the evil inside of me for myself hundreds of year ago to be The Watchers of Digital World.The very act of that causes all of my evil and impurity to be stored in a secret vault in what was once Earth Colony 78X,or Atlantis for those who did not know.
3.I will destroy all of your enemy trying to do harm to you,this is because i've already signed a petition that said"Freedom is the right to all good Sentient Being".This petition was signed on Planet Cybertron around 150 million years ago.
4.For further notice on reason No.3,i also said that our army and weapons are far advanced that any other civilization.Other side such as Science,Diplomacy,Culture Trade,and Religious Converting is also a major powerhouse on defeating enemies.We guaranteed that there will be no enemy upon your election.
5.As it was shown before,we will get rid of some of possible threat.This includes:Terrestrial Organic Sapient Equid and their fans(Named"Brony" in English),Weird human that always stares(Weegee in English),Unknown Possessor with advanced power(Shadow Demons in English),Sapient Evil Lagomorphs(Dr.Rabbit in English),All known Sapient Evil Penguins,Evil Aliens,and a Disease Bearing Odd Procyonids(Barney the Racoon in English)
6.I will cause this Spam Civilization to be in the top in The Galactic Supreme Board,it will causes your kingdom to be one of the most renowned on the Universe.
7.Last but not least,i will let you ask for anything you want ranging from Cookies to Empires,as long as it's good and approved,i'll let you have it.
And thanks for all of your attention,see you at the Election.
So long and goodbye,fellow Spam Dwellers*Teleports*
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The J.ster
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playable octolings when

Barney and the Environ Shadow Demon are not evil, the evil cyborg penguin R-rock 9000 can not be killed, the Tesara Shadow Demon is in heck, and the argument between bronies and pirates is over.
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Therizinosaur
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Greeting The J.ster,there was several things you may not have known:
1.Barney and both Shadow Demons are not evil,the only reason i pursue both of them because the fact they overpopulate the forum.
2.The rule of God Xrossing says that only God Xros and God could kill Immortals.As few part of my army were God-Xrossed,it turns out the penguin must somehow kill himself to destroy the God Xrosses.
3.Tesara Shadow Demon has been released under the evilness of Death-X Alphamon,one of my archenemy.
4.Though it's over,it's still overpopulate the Spam City.
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The J.ster
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playable octolings when

Barney just wanted to be your friend, and you wanted him dead. hmm...
The cyborg penguin can only die if he wants to, but he can easly rise again. The rest makes a bit of sence.
Edited by The J.ster, Aug 24 2011, 11:47 AM.
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Therizinosaur
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Weird...

1.It seems i've misunderstood this friendly Racoon for the fierce unfriendly pink dinosaur.Weird eh?
2.GodXros are the equivalent of Chuck Norris in the Xros Wars universe,they can and will easily kill their target and also bend The Universal Rule with turning Immortal Character into Mortal.
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The J.ster
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playable octolings when

Alphamon
Aug 24 2011, 11:58 AM
... the fierce unfriendly pink dinosaur.
I thoight he was purple... :notquitethere:
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Therizinosaur
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Weird...

Oh god,he's here*Transforms and stomps on Barney the dinosaur,causing millions of kid all over the world to cry*
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The J.ster
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playable octolings when

*evil cyborg penguin apears and throws barney carcess into BOILING LAVA*
R-rock 9000: Good ridence!
Edited by The J.ster, Aug 24 2011, 12:06 PM.
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Therizinosaur
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Weird...

I'll rip your evil off*Rips Evil Cyborg's penguin's soul off as he turned into scrap metals*
Good riddance...
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The J.ster
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playable octolings when

*rises again*
R-rock 9000: I have no soul! Plus I'm not a full robot! I'm like Jason X.
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Therizinosaur
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Weird...

You won't be such a disappointment in the next diemension*Unleash Final Destroyer Wave in the Universe,destroying every possible way of escape,regeneration,and revival*
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The J.ster
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playable octolings when

*has no effect*
R-rock 9000: That's all you got?
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Acinonyx Jubatus
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NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

SENSE

I make none
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Dinosaurs had feathers because that's the way God made them.
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Therizinosaur
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Weird...

God Xros DSR*Destroys all things in existance except for self*
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playable octolings when

*has no effect*
R-rock 9000: ... really?
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