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Seasme Street Clearups
Topic Started: Sep 2 2010, 05:48 PM (88 Views)
Internecivus raptus
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To you they may look like addorable little "puppets" but underneath they are animals just like everything.....if anything they are predators

1. Big Bird eats nothing but seeds

Impossible.....Big Bird is warm blooded like all birds and has an active metabolism. He needs high protein content to stay alive. His beak is perfect for chopping up small prey items such as rabbits, small deer and even human children. He will also munch on melons and leaves if hungry enough. Seeds alone arent enough to sustain such a big and active animal.

2. Elmo is cute

.....(UN).. Elmo is a viscious human child predator. His small size allows him to slip through cracks in houses and enter. He has specilized foot pads to help silence his foot falls. He then attacks the child when they least expect it, usually when the parents are away and some weak baby sitter who also ends up on Elmos dinner plate.

3. Cookie Monster eats only cookies.

Cookie Monster doesnt eat only cookies, he can eat anything. He has a huge extenable throat allowing him to swallow huge animals whole including even whales. His stomach acids can disovle even the hardest material.

More on they way....

What do ya think.
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"Never judge a book by it's movie"

OH NO!! A HURRICANE!!!!!
AND IT'S GOING TO HIT SESAME STREET!!!!!















































































































































AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Let the Earth's foundations rise,
To call us all as one.
This song we sing, To lead us through the night, To see us through, The trying times, To a future bright.
Throughout the world, We sing our praise to peace, Our bond of love, Will serve us true for, All as one for all.
Let earth have peace, No fight no war, why fight amongst ourselves, peace, peace its all for peace.
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Acinonyx Jubatus
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NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

Alloclaw is obsessed with sesame street. Everyone knows big bird eats nothing but chocolate bars.
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Dinosaurs had feathers because that's the way God made them.
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The reason why Oscar the grouch stays in his trash can is because hes too busy eating Sh*t, reading playboy all day, making and eating more sh*t and building an atom bomb.
Malcom X R.I.P.

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This is a good song

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Acinonyx Jubatus
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NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

Hehehe... truer words never... Okay, probably a few words are truer than that... said, sir.
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Dinosaurs had feathers because that's the way God made them.
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Internecivus raptus
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Elmos are monster!

FEAR HIS PREDATORINESS!!!!!!!
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