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real live Barney attacks; in books
Topic Started: Feb 10 2010, 01:42 PM (923 Views)
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Alloclaw
Feb 10 2010, 01:50 PM
:HUGGLES:


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On 2010 january 1 I attacked,hugged and sang a 10 year old into death haha

:lol:
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I know what you guys could do how about Barney and friends sightings attacking animals like deer or pets. But :lol:
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Feb 12 2010, 02:03 PM
I know what you guys want to do about making me disappear from to universe. :lol:

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September 9,2001- Colorado, near Denver

9 year old Berth Loader was walking home from her friends house when she noticed a pack of creatures chasing a Full grown Mule Deer buck in a field 50 yards in front of her.They were Bipeds. There was a yellow one with an evil red cap and an annoying voice. There was a green one that looked like a cow and a yellow Blanket. Then there was an orange one with a bizzare tumor or crest on its head and red shoes. They chased the deer until a 7 ft tall purple one with a green belly leaped out of the bushes and hugged the deer to death. The creatures then started feasting on the deer then Berth screamed in horror. They started chasing her and singing after her. She managed to run back into her friends house and and the creatures bashed through her house. They ran into a closet and locked it. They waited and waited but they thought the creatures left they threw a baby doll under the closet door and it was hugged to shreads. Berth's friend made a sacrifice to save Berth she opened the door and was dragged off into the woods. Her friend called 9-1-1 and the police investigated the incident. Her body was found the next day ,drained of blood, stashed into a tall cedar tree, and having odd footprints leading toward the city. The police followed consisting of 50 men, and 50 German shepard dogs. They were never seen again. A pack of Something is lurking near Denver Colorado.
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Feb 12 2010, 03:12 PM
September 9,2001- Colorado, near Denver

9 year old Berth Loader was walking home from her friends house when she noticed a pack of creatures chasing a Full grown Mule Deer buck in a field 50 yards in front of her.They were Bipeds. There was a yellow one with an evil red cap and an annoying voice. There was a green one that looked like a cow and a yellow Blanket. Then there was an orange one with a bizzare tumor or crest on its head and red shoes. They chased the deer until a 7 ft tall purple one with a green belly leaped out of the bushes and hugged the deer to death. The creatures then started feasting on the deer then Berth screamed in horror. They started chasing her and singing after her. She managed to run back into her friends house and and the creatures bashed through her house. They ran into a closet and locked it. They waited and waited but they thought the creatures left they threw a baby doll under the closet door and it was hugged to shreads. Berth's friend made a sacrifice to save Berth she opened the door and was dragged off into the woods. Her friend called 9-1-1 and the police investigated the incident. Her body was found the next day ,drained of blood, stashed into a tall cedar tree, and having odd footprints leading toward the city. The police followed consisting of 50 men, and 50 German shepard dogs. They were never seen again. A pack of Something is lurking near Denver Colorado.

AH you sick monster barney(alloclaw) how dare you and your friends kill an innocent girl
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Feb 12 2010, 03:41 PM
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Feb 12 2010, 03:12 PM
September 9,2001- Colorado, near Denver

9 year old Berth Loader was walking home from her friends house when she noticed a pack of creatures chasing a Full grown Mule Deer buck in a field 50 yards in front of her.They were Bipeds. There was a yellow one with an evil red cap and an annoying voice. There was a green one that looked like a cow and a yellow Blanket. Then there was an orange one with a bizzare tumor or crest on its head and red shoes. They chased the deer until a 7 ft tall purple one with a green belly leaped out of the bushes and hugged the deer to death. The creatures then started feasting on the deer then Berth screamed in horror. They started chasing her and singing after her. She managed to run back into her friends house and and the creatures bashed through her house. They ran into a closet and locked it. They waited and waited but they thought the creatures left they threw a baby doll under the closet door and it was hugged to shreads. Berth's friend made a sacrifice to save Berth she opened the door and was dragged off into the woods. Her friend called 9-1-1 and the police investigated the incident. Her body was found the next day ,drained of blood, stashed into a tall cedar tree, and having odd footprints leading toward the city. The police followed consisting of 50 men, and 50 German shepard dogs. They were never seen again. A pack of Something is lurking near Denver Colorado.

AH you sick monster barney(alloclaw) how dare you and your friends kill an innocent girl

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Little girl stars on Barney show and Says After the Show, She was Attacked by a Purple Beast.

She said that the beast was also nicknamed "night Stalker."
She is an Adult now, and she can still se the evil "night Stalker" out her window. she says that it's eyes get redder every night. And will soon cause the Apocolypse we call "2012." She is still Parylized and to scared to talk about. She always feels like she is being watched.
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Actually I saw somewhere that barney translated into a language or something or whatever translates into 6-6-06

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Barney = 666 joke
One of the most widely-distributed works of anti-Barney humor appeared in the 2001 book Science Askew, which provided a "666" calculation for the character as follows:[26]

1. Barney is well-described with the following phrase:

CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2. The old Latin alphabet used the letter 'V' in place of 'U', therefore the above phrase is modified to:

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3. Letters that do not represent Roman numerals are removed:

CV-- -V--L- DI----V-
4. Add up the Roman numerals of the remaining letters:

C + V + V + L + D + I + V
100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666
A summary of the Antichrist calculation was included in the Barney FAQ v1.2 (posted on Usenet's alt.tv.barney newsgroup in December 1993).[27]
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Any more Barney and friends attacks???
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Incgq61B4rI

Barneys weakness toward the end how did Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato survive Barney
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An attack has been reported today!


Two hunters were out looking for deer when they encoutered the beast.They saw a bizzare purple and green animal hugging a deer to death.They watched the terrible attack until the monster looked up.It then got up off the deer and ran twords them.Before they could shoot it it attacked one of them.Leaping into the air tackling him.The beast then began to hug him to death.The other hunter pulled a knife and stabbed the beast.After a few hits the hunter his the monster's head, killing it.They took it home and is now determend to be Alloclaw.The man who was attacked lived and both men will be getting awards for stopping the terrible monster known by two names, Barney and Alloclaw.The hunter who killed it stated,

"It was a terrible beast, the way it could sing was just terrible.It was a monster, and nothing else.I'm glad to be alive and to know this will never happen again."

The hunter who was attacked is in the hospital and is expected to recover.He said,

"I have never been so scared in my life, it happend so fast.I'm glad that my friend was there to save me.Atleast it's dead now."
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o: How about one where he attacks the zoo
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I added more to mine, and it is the last attavk, EVER
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How about one where he attacks the San Diego Zoo :)
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Not possible cuz Barney was killed in the last attack.
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