Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Announcments
Welcome to Zookeeper's Hangout IV! We hope you enjoy your stay :) Watch here for the latest news! Invite your friends to join us!
Welcome to The Hangout of Tranquility. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
July's Zookeeper Of The Month; :)
Topic Started: Jul 16 2014, 05:27 AM (105 Views)
Jeнra
Member Avatar
Owner of ZKH.
I know this is late, but I'd like to say Dinoman, you are our next Zookeeper Of The Month! Congratulations man!!! Knowing how slow we are to picking the ZOTM, you'll probably end up having the title for a bit longer, also because this is late in the month. Anyway, congrats!!! :banana: :discomonkey: :punk: :clap:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
SpongyWaffles
Member Avatar
smartist peoples
Oh my goodness!

*Runs on stage and grabs microphone*

Ladies, Gentlemen, Ladylike Gentlemen, Gentlemenly Ladies, He-shes, Esteemed Colleagues, Fellow working class citizens, Fellow poor citizens, Fellow High-Income citizens, MY GHETTO BROTHERS, MY GHETTO SISTERS, Grandparents, Parents, Siblings, Children, Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, Twice-Removed family members, Aspiring Janitors, Aspiring Athletes, Aspiring Writers, Aspiring Businessmen, Aspiring Businesswomen, Aspiring Artists, Hobbits, Dwarves, Elves, Vampires, Werewolves, Fish, Whales, Sharks, Other Ladies, Other Gentlemen, Ninjas, Pirates, Phoenixes, Talking Purple Carrots, Abnormally large birds, Strange green things that live in trash cans, Fuzzy mammoths, Elmo, Steven Spielberg, Michael Bay, The Hindenburg, AND MY OLD GAFFER; WHAT A WONDER IT IS TO BE HERE TODAY IN THE CITY OF ZKH!

*Round of applause swells*

"He said ZKH!"
"I LOVE THIS GUY NOW!"


Yes, yes... Every time I come here I get a warm welcome. And what else could I expect, with such a handsome and beautiful crowd of people!?

*Applause amplifies*

"He called us pretty and showed us appreciation!"
"I LOVE THIS GUY!"


So ah, the other day I was talking with my friend and he told me this really really funny story that took place here, in ZKH, (*applause* "He said ZKH again!" "I LOVE THIS GUY!") not too long ago. So the story started something like this... 'Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to build a house. But, being a little eccentric, he wanted to build the house using only 99 bricks. So he went to the ZKH ("He said it again!" "I love this guy!") hardware store and said, "Hello, I'd like to buy 99 bricks."

The owner of the store told him, "I'm sorry, we only sell bricks in quantities of 100."

"Can't you cut me a deal or something?" the man asked.

"Nope, sorry," replied the owner. So the guy bought 100 bricks.

He took the bricks back to his lot, and he built a house using 99 bricks. Now, if you do the math, 100 minus 99 is 1, so he had one brick left. And he took that brick, and he just chucked it, way up in the air!'

*Applause*
"HE MADE A STUPID JOKE!"
"I LOVE THIS GUY"


But, friends and neighbors, that isn't my only joke. Oh no, not my only joke at all.

"TELL US MORE! TELL US MORE!"
"I LOVE THIS GUY!"


'A guy was riding on an airplane, and he decided to smoke a cigar. Unfortunately, he was sitting next to a woman with a dog. The dog began coughing, so the lady said, "Excuse me, sir, but could you please put out your cigar? It's really bothering my dog."

He angrily replied, "No, I won't! You shouldn't have a dog on this flight anyways!"

"This is a non-smoking flight! You need to put that cigar out!" she said. They argued back and forth... get rid of the dog, put out the cigar, and so on.

Finally, the man said, "Look, I'll compromise with you. If you get rid of your dog, I'll get rid of the cigar." HE was thinking, "She'll never want to give up her dog." But much to his surprise, she agreed to the deal!

The lady opened the window (amazingly, without causing the air pressure inside the plane to drop) and threw her dog out. The man, thinking that he had another cigar anyways, threw his cigar out the window, thinking that he had won.

However, the woman suddenly reached out the window, and grabbed her dog's leash! As she pulled the dog back in, she was thinking that she'd won, but do you know what the dog had in its mouth?'

"What?"
"TELL US!"
"I LOVE THIS GUY!"


A BRICK!

*rolling thunder of applause so strong and loud that the building is leveled*

THANK YOU EVERYBODY, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!

pssst
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Barrosasaurus
Lavitaestupidaebella
Congrats dinoman for your award (nice "borrowed" jokes btw ;)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Nerd__Guy
Member Avatar
MC Server Manager
Does he still have his Admin Permissions, or do you want me to give them back to him (he would still be ZOTM)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Fatal_Blow
Member Avatar
The envy of all.
SpongyWaffles
Jul 16 2014, 07:17 AM
Oh my goodness!

*Runs on stage and grabs microphone*

-snip-
TL;DR

Congrats, Dino~!

>Basically saves site
>Still hasn't been chosen for ZOTM
Edited by Fatal_Blow, Jul 22 2014, 07:44 PM.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Barrosasaurus
Lavitaestupidaebella
Fatal_Blow
Jul 22 2014, 07:44 PM
SpongyWaffles
Jul 16 2014, 07:17 AM
Oh my goodness!

*Runs on stage and grabs microphone*

-snip-
TL;DR

Congrats, Dino~!

>Basically saves site
>Still hasn't been chosen for ZOTM
There there, we ran out of active non-staff members so we are starting a new with staff. And dinoman's been here a LONG time. I hope I'm next or the one after though. (Next meaning next year since we never have had it so that someone has the award for only one month.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
« Previous Topic · Zookeeper Of The Month · Next Topic »
Add Reply

Affiliates