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AU?
Topic Started: Aug 25 2012, 02:31 PM (597 Views)
Chipmunk
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How do I convince my parents to let us go on a holiday to AU? We have the money eyc, but they don't think it's a good idea.
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Chipmunk
Aug 25 2012, 02:31 PM
How do I convince my parents to let us go on a holiday to AU? We have the money eyc, but they don't think it's a good idea.

AU as in Australia?

well all the snakes don't really help you with that
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Chipmunk
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Yeah, especially when my dad's terrified of Snakes....

And there is the threat of... Land Leaches.
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you know, I imagine anyone would be afraid of australia. snakes, spiders, scorpions, kangaroos (that can kick your face off) emus (relatives of cassowaries, and I don't know if emus share the ability to become modern raptors and kill people with their toes), dingoes, and those are the normal wildlife. the cryptids and evil creatures I hear from there are horrifying aswell:

Yowie
Bunyip
Yara-ma-yha-who
thylacoleo
thylacine
Dirawong
Drop bear
the hawkesbury river monster
muldjewangk

the yara-ma-yha-who is possibly the most terrifying of them all, besides the yowie and drop bear. here's a definition of yara-ma-yha-who:

a child-sized frog man covered in red hair with octopus arms and a gaping toothless mouth. This monster lives in fig trees, it would swoop down from those trees onto children and using it's sucker laden arms to drain their blood until they were too weak to move. Then it leavs. but before the victim can get back home, it comes back and swallows the victim whole, then puking the poor child as a shorter version of themselves covered in red hair. It does this over and over again until the kid turns into a yara-ma-yha-who himself.

Despite this, it's still better than las vegas
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Chipmunk
Aug 25 2012, 02:53 PM
Yeah, especially when my dad's terrified of Snakes....

And there is the threat of... Land Leaches.

and monitor lizards, crocodiles, and dingoes

and for plant eaters

there are the talons of emus,cassowaries, and the kicking of kangaroos.

yeah i have never been there but i know about the fauna there
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Aug 25 2012, 03:01 PM
Yowie
Bunyip
Yara-ma-yha-who
thylacoleo
thylacine
Dirawong
Drop bear
the hawkesbury river monster
muldjewangk

Precisely why I want to go, apart from the wildlife of course.

'Daw, Roos are sweet.
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The Dark Phoenix
Aug 25 2012, 03:02 PM
Chipmunk
Aug 25 2012, 02:53 PM
Yeah, especially when my dad's terrified of Snakes....

And there is the threat of... Land Leaches.

and monitor lizards, crocodiles, and dingoes

and for plant eaters

there are the talons of emus,cassowaries, and the kicking of kangaroos.

yeah i have never been there but i know about the fauna there

Forgot about the crocodiles (my god, that's near impossible) but look at the edited post. it's a fate worse than death.....

Vegas, not the fig-tree-haunting-red-haired-small-tentacle-armed-frog-man. though that's still pretty bad
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Nothing worse than Thylacoleo. Strongest mammalian bite, opposable thumbs, standing bipedal etc.
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Nachosareawsome
Aug 25 2012, 03:09 PM
The Dark Phoenix
Aug 25 2012, 03:02 PM
Chipmunk
Aug 25 2012, 02:53 PM
Yeah, especially when my dad's terrified of Snakes....

And there is the threat of... Land Leaches.

and monitor lizards, crocodiles, and dingoes

and for plant eaters

there are the talons of emus,cassowaries, and the kicking of kangaroos.

yeah i have never been there but i know about the fauna there

Vegas, not the fig-tree-haunting-red-haired-small-tentacle-armed-frog-man

Even worse than VEGAS?! I don't think so

Also, the amount of jokes I made about vegas is amazing
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Chipmunk
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Yeah, sure :I
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Chipmunk
Aug 25 2012, 02:53 PM
Land Leaches.

I demand photo proof. :I

Also, set up a good argument with valid points if you want to convince them.
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http://www.treknature.com/gallery/Oceania/.../photo11325.htm

Hm, ok, thanks. Valid points sounds like a ZTV thing though ;)
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I approve of this creature.

'Valid points' are not limited to ZTV. :glare:
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Chipmunk
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I mean, it's what they always say.
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The horror

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No seriously, that was horrible
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