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Topic Started: Sep 3 2009, 05:15 AM (1,430 Views)
Cheesepie	Sep 3 2009, 05:15 AM Post #1
Forum Elf Posts: 11,505 Group: Forum Elves Member #27 Joined: Oct 30, 2007	http://www.eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html "You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind."
	(7:44:20 AM) Benzo: it is a good thing that i obsessively check my back pocket to make sure my wallet is there (7:44:28 AM) Benzo: because that is the only way i realized i was about to go out without pants


Fry Guy	Sep 3 2009, 06:46 AM Post #2
It's never lupus Posts: 9,824 Group: Typewriter Monkeys Member #31 Joined: Oct 30, 2007	lol religion lol



MindWarped	Sep 3 2009, 11:43 AM Post #3
Cardboard Robot Posts: 968 Group: Cardboard Robots Member #118 Joined: Dec 14, 2007	Quote: If subscriber loses his/her faith and/or the Rapture occurs and subscriber is not Raptured (aka is "left behind") EE-BP disclaims any liability; no refund will be tendered. awkward



Suenteus Po	Sep 4 2009, 02:41 AM Post #4
Je n�en vois pas la n�cessit� Posts: 10,466 Group: Forum Elves Member #38 Joined: Oct 30, 2007	http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=1715 Treatment for Jew: coarse salt
	Il faut donc que je vive


Locus Cosecant	Sep 4 2009, 02:45 AM Post #5
It says right here you've never won, and nowhere that you've tried Posts: 15,404 Group: Forum Elves Member #42 Joined: Oct 31, 2007	language log owns
	Learn to recognize me by this sig, because my avatar is subject to change.


Locus Cosecant	Sep 4 2009, 04:25 AM Post #6
It says right here you've never won, and nowhere that you've tried Posts: 15,404 Group: Forum Elves Member #42 Joined: Oct 31, 2007	http://yudkowsky.net/other/fiction/the-sword-of-good
	Learn to recognize me by this sig, because my avatar is subject to change.


Vandermonde	Sep 4 2009, 04:33 AM Post #7
Trophy Wife Material Posts: 7,192 Group: Typewriter Monkeys Member #80 Joined: Nov 2, 2007	Suenteus Po Sep 4 2009, 02:41 AM http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=1715 Treatment for Jew: coarse salt http://healthbase.netbase.com/#hippies&Treatments
	Gettin' blessed by Joe Biden from space


Aeldaar	Sep 4 2009, 05:05 AM Post #8
hugs Posts: 12,645 Group: Forum Elves Member #61 Joined: Nov 1, 2007	Locus Cosecant Sep 4 2009, 04:25 AM http://yudkowsky.net/other/fiction/the-sword-of-good I am enjoying this edit: yeah, was good. A little preachier than I expected Edited by Aeldaar, Sep 4 2009, 05:32 AM.
	Suenteus Po: I don't remember how high I got


Uber_Mexico	Sep 4 2009, 12:02 PM Post #9
Posting Automaton Posts: 3,247 Group: Posting Automatons Member #60 Joined: Nov 1, 2007	http://www.gonzalescantata.com/ This is so fucking amazing
	Grak and Dbuel are like Cartman and Butters: Each is an acceptable character on their own, but when they start to interact you just know thing are gonna get awesome.- The Nose Of Argon


Locus Cosecant	Sep 4 2009, 01:22 PM Post #10
It says right here you've never won, and nowhere that you've tried Posts: 15,404 Group: Forum Elves Member #42 Joined: Oct 31, 2007	Aeldaar Sep 4 2009, 05:05 AM Locus Cosecant Sep 4 2009, 04:25 AM http://yudkowsky.net/other/fiction/the-sword-of-good I am enjoying this edit: yeah, was good. A little preachier than I expected If you think that was preachy, you had better not read Three Worlds Collide by the same guy. The dude does not write fiction so much as he writes parables.
	Learn to recognize me by this sig, because my avatar is subject to change.


may contain peanuts	Sep 22 2009, 08:56 PM Post #11
you cannot eat all candy or you will die Posts: 12,086 Group: Forum Elves Member #53 Joined: Oct 31, 2007	http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays Quote: "Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing." Quote: "You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullshit." Quote: 'You don't know shit, and you're not shit. Don't take that the wrong way, that was meant to cheer you up."
	Capturing that flag reminds me of having sex with a man, which is something I do frequently because I am gay!


Cheesepie	Sep 22 2009, 09:00 PM Post #12
Forum Elf Posts: 11,505 Group: Forum Elves Member #27 Joined: Oct 30, 2007	"Happy birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then too, unless it's shitty."
	(7:44:20 AM) Benzo: it is a good thing that i obsessively check my back pocket to make sure my wallet is there (7:44:28 AM) Benzo: because that is the only way i realized i was about to go out without pants


burboy	Sep 22 2009, 09:16 PM Post #13
When things get bad, I just remember that I have 4000 posts Posts: 6,013 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #221 Joined: Feb 13, 2008	"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"
	mcp: you fucked up son, verisimilitude is a word for pimps


Grakthis	Sep 23 2009, 02:03 PM Post #14
No Frog King Way Posts: 20,266 Group: Forum Elves Member #48 Joined: Oct 31, 2007	may contain peanuts Sep 22 2009, 08:56 PM http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays Quote: "Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing." Quote: "You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullshit." Quote: 'You don't know shit, and you're not shit. Don't take that the wrong way, that was meant to cheer you up." Yeah.. that's pretty much the best twitter feed on the internet.
	:smug: I am arguing about somehting I know nothing about, and it is making me loook rediculous.


Mr.vocabulary	Sep 30 2009, 03:35 AM Post #15
Adding Machine Posts: 467 Group: Adding Machines Member #510 Joined: Oct 20, 2008	Not sure where exactly to put this but, Step 1: type in: www.google.com Step 2: Type "what " <---don't forget the space after what and leave out the quotation marks Step 3: Look at the second to last option for google auto complete



burboy	Sep 30 2009, 03:44 AM Post #16
When things get bad, I just remember that I have 4000 posts Posts: 6,013 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #221 Joined: Feb 13, 2008	wat
	mcp: you fucked up son, verisimilitude is a word for pimps


Aeldaar	Sep 30 2009, 03:53 AM Post #17
hugs Posts: 12,645 Group: Forum Elves Member #61 Joined: Nov 1, 2007	Mr.vocabulary Sep 30 2009, 03:35 AM Not sure where exactly to put this but, Step 1: type in: www.google.com Step 2: Type "what " <---don't forget the space after what and leave out the quotation marks Step 3: Look at the second to last option for google auto complete ahahahaha what
	Suenteus Po: I don't remember how high I got


Locus Cosecant	Sep 30 2009, 03:59 AM Post #18
It says right here you've never won, and nowhere that you've tried Posts: 15,404 Group: Forum Elves Member #42 Joined: Oct 31, 2007	if only there were some sort of index of webpages that we could search for the origin of this phrase
	Learn to recognize me by this sig, because my avatar is subject to change.


Sgt. Pepper	Sep 30 2009, 04:04 AM Post #19
Posting Automaton Posts: 2,727 Group: Posting Automatons Member #26 Joined: Oct 30, 2007	"what are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for the fruit salad" is apparently the name of a book.



Energizer	Sep 30 2009, 04:12 AM Post #20
Game Designer Posts: 8,781 Group: Admin Member #17 Joined: Oct 29, 2007	Sgt. Pepper Sep 30 2009, 04:04 AM "what are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for the fruit salad" is apparently the name of a book. you're there for us



Locus Cosecant	Sep 30 2009, 04:16 AM Post #21
It says right here you've never won, and nowhere that you've tried Posts: 15,404 Group: Forum Elves Member #42 Joined: Oct 31, 2007	who needs an index of webpages when we have peppersprayed, and Energizer to quote peppersprayed
	Learn to recognize me by this sig, because my avatar is subject to change.


Energizer	Sep 30 2009, 04:29 AM Post #22
Game Designer Posts: 8,781 Group: Admin Member #17 Joined: Oct 29, 2007	Locus Cosecant Sep 30 2009, 04:16 AM who needs an index of webpages when we have peppersprayed, and Energizer to quote peppersprayed quoted in case that also needed doing



Lofobal	Sep 30 2009, 12:01 PM Post #23
Champion of the poor and helpless Posts: 11,065 Group: Forum Elves Member #15 Joined: Oct 29, 2007	he's there for us ♡
	Heaven or Hyouu


Grakthis	Oct 16 2009, 02:12 PM Post #24
No Frog King Way Posts: 20,266 Group: Forum Elves Member #48 Joined: Oct 31, 2007	http://www.mysterygoogle.com/# You google something, but the results you get back are for the thing the last person searched for. And someone else gets yours. It's interesting.
	:smug: I am arguing about somehting I know nothing about, and it is making me loook rediculous.


burboy	Oct 16 2009, 02:33 PM Post #25
When things get bad, I just remember that I have 4000 posts Posts: 6,013 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #221 Joined: Feb 13, 2008	ha ha trey what the fuck are you googling trey for? edit: oh of course the next one is penis, why wouldn't it be?
	mcp: you fucked up son, verisimilitude is a word for pimps


sexican	Oct 16 2009, 02:41 PM Post #26
i can haz foot ball? Posts: 4,302 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #86 Joined: Nov 4, 2007	Grakthis Oct 16 2009, 02:12 PM http://www.mysterygoogle.com/# You google something, but the results you get back are for the thing the last person searched for. And someone else gets yours. It's interesting. i got results for "what a loser, spending all your time on google" i obv searched for cock rings
	"Yo, sadness is like all up inside this nigga east coast forever." -- Aziraphale


Grakthis	Oct 16 2009, 02:41 PM Post #27
No Frog King Way Posts: 20,266 Group: Forum Elves Member #48 Joined: Oct 31, 2007	burboy Oct 16 2009, 02:33 PM ha ha trey what the fuck are you googling trey for? edit: oh of course the next one is penis, why wouldn't it be? Neither of those were me. I haven't been on there since just before I posted that link.
	:smug: I am arguing about somehting I know nothing about, and it is making me loook rediculous.


Grakthis	Oct 16 2009, 02:44 PM Post #28
No Frog King Way Posts: 20,266 Group: Forum Elves Member #48 Joined: Oct 31, 2007	Oh man, I just tried one and got "ыть" WTF is that?
	:smug: I am arguing about somehting I know nothing about, and it is making me loook rediculous.


burboy	Oct 16 2009, 02:55 PM Post #29
When things get bad, I just remember that I have 4000 posts Posts: 6,013 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #221 Joined: Feb 13, 2008	Grakthis Oct 16 2009, 02:41 PM Neither of those were me. I haven't been on there since just before I posted that link. I didn't think they would be.
	mcp: you fucked up son, verisimilitude is a word for pimps


Jew	Oct 16 2009, 08:03 PM Post #30
Shower Sex Posts: 11,513 Group: Forum Elves Member #85 Joined: Nov 3, 2007	"icesky51 AIM ME!"
	:supportourgrak:


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