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This thread is to talk about sports; and maybe baseball too I guess
Topic Started: Dec 29 2008, 01:14 AM (12,257 Views)
burboy	Dec 29 2008, 01:14 AM Post #1
When things get bad, I just remember that I have 4000 posts Posts: 6,013 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #221 Joined: Feb 13, 2008	Spoiler: click to toggle Sweet Zombie Jesus what a night. The Evans knockout was good, I was yelling at him the whole time to take him to the ground, and in the third round it finally happens and oh shit he wins what a surprise, he should be paying me for my incredible ability to give him advice through my television screen. The Rampage fight went pretty much how most people expected it to go, an extremely improved Rampage going up against a slightly washed up Wandy is going to lead to a knockout and Rampage didn't disappoint. The exact same punch he hit Liddel with only on the opposite side, the only thing that was a bit suspect were the blows thrown after the knockout. Obviously the big surprise of the night was Mir over Nog. I'm not sure anyone except for Mir's family thought he was going to pull that one off, but he went in there with the perfect gameplan, and won by being the better guy in the ring. I thought I would never say this, but I'm really looking forward to watching Frank Mir fight Brock Lesner again. Aside from that, the Eagles fucking destroyed the Cowboys to get into the playoffs, which is cool, and the Panthers win out. I didn't see the end of the Miami game but I really hope they won. Oh and go Indy, I hope you guys can end up beating Pittsburgh.
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xuder	Dec 29 2008, 01:26 AM Post #2
Sentient Keyboard Posts: 5,310 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #32 Joined: Oct 30, 2007	burboy Dec 29 2008, 01:14 AM Aside from that, the Eagles fucking destroyed the Cowboys to get into the playoffs, which is cool fuck you too buddy



burboy	Dec 29 2008, 02:01 AM Post #3
When things get bad, I just remember that I have 4000 posts Posts: 6,013 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #221 Joined: Feb 13, 2008	I suppose I can just spoiler tag the first post.
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HumpyWumpy	Dec 29 2008, 02:03 AM Post #4
That's what she said! Posts: 5,400 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #57 Joined: Nov 1, 2007	LETS GO SAN DIEGO
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burboy	Dec 29 2008, 02:07 AM Post #5
When things get bad, I just remember that I have 4000 posts Posts: 6,013 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #221 Joined: Feb 13, 2008	HumpyWumpy Dec 29 2008, 02:03 AM LETS GO SAN DIEGO Denver missed the extra point, they better fucking win now.
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HumpyWumpy	Dec 29 2008, 02:13 AM Post #6
That's what she said! Posts: 5,400 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #57 Joined: Nov 1, 2007	I love it
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dbuel	Dec 29 2008, 03:58 AM Post #7
Yes. Questions. Posts: 16,887 Group: Forum Elves Member #16 Joined: Oct 29, 2007	I knew Detroit had what it takes (to lose every game)
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burboy	Dec 29 2008, 05:00 AM Post #8
When things get bad, I just remember that I have 4000 posts Posts: 6,013 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #221 Joined: Feb 13, 2008	dbuel Dec 29 2008, 03:58 AM I knew Detroit had what it takes (to lose every game) I'm so proud
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may contain peanuts	Dec 29 2008, 02:24 PM Post #9
you cannot eat all candy or you will die Posts: 12,089 Group: Forum Elves Member #53 Joined: Oct 31, 2007	i dunno if anyone saw the pats/bills game but the wind was crazy. on lindell's first field goal attempt he kicked it way left and it ended up missing the goalposts even further right
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psyburat	Dec 30 2008, 05:30 PM Post #10
Cardboard Robot Posts: 888 Group: Cardboard Robots Member #83 Joined: Nov 3, 2007	burboy Dec 29 2008, 01:14 AM Aside from that, the Eagles fucking destroyed the Cowboys to get into the playoffs Local feedback is "HELL YEAH!" whilst personally I give it a "we're just gonna lose to the Vikings".
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may contain peanuts	Dec 30 2008, 09:07 PM Post #11
you cannot eat all candy or you will die Posts: 12,089 Group: Forum Elves Member #53 Joined: Oct 31, 2007	there is a chatlog kinda thing on nfl.com with the nfl commissioner. he is some kind of scientist of not answering questions, i think he might have a degree in it Quote: Why is a "snow angel" illegal? It does not offend. Can there not be a better way to judge "unsportsmanlike conduct" for a celebration? Quote: Gary, there's no specific rule regarding snow angels. I love watching my daughters make snow angels and I don't fine them. However, NFL rules prohibit any player after a touchdown from going on the ground to celebrate. The competition committee and the membership came to this conclusion after a number of incedents that did not reflect well on the NFL and were not part of the game of football. there is nothing offensive about snow angels. they are illegal and if you make one you will get a 15 yard penalty and a $10,000 fine. next question
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Bugman	Dec 31 2008, 07:57 PM Post #12
Worst-dressed sentient keyboard award Posts: 4,212 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #19 Joined: Oct 29, 2007	may contain peanuts Dec 30 2008, 09:07 PM there is a chatlog kinda thing on nfl.com with the nfl commissioner. he is some kind of scientist of not answering questions, i think he might have a degree in it Quote: Why is a "snow angel" illegal? It does not offend. Can there not be a better way to judge "unsportsmanlike conduct" for a celebration? Quote: Gary, there's no specific rule regarding snow angels. I love watching my daughters make snow angels and I don't fine them. However, NFL rules prohibit any player after a touchdown from going on the ground to celebrate. The competition committee and the membership came to this conclusion after a number of incedents that did not reflect well on the NFL and were not part of the game of football. there is nothing offensive about snow angels. they are illegal and if you make one you will get a 15 yard penalty and a $10,000 fine. next question In the English Premier League, a player can be cautioned for removing his shirt after scoring, or leaving the pitch to celebrate with the fans. It's high time they cracked down on this whole "having fun" thing, it was taking away from the spectacle of grown men pretending to be injured.
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may contain peanuts	Jan 7 2009, 05:35 PM Post #13
you cannot eat all candy or you will die Posts: 12,089 Group: Forum Elves Member #53 Joined: Oct 31, 2007	i have been reading wikipedia articles on punters, because... well, i guess there is no reasonable explanation for that. but i am doing it. anyways this bit about minnesota's punter jumped out at me: Quote: Chris Kluwe has submerged himself into the ever-popular MMORPG World of Warcraft. Kluwe plays a Troll Rogue named Loate[1]. Kluwe is a very skilled player, not only is he a member of one of the top guilds on the US server Kil'Jaeden, The Flying Hellfish[2], he has also earned over 4600 achievement points[3] while juggling his professional football career along with a weekly radio show, his wife and their newborn daughter. i only know who kluwe is because of this one great play where he fumbles the snap and then kicks it to a guy on the other team. i cannot find a clip of it on youtube tho
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Pershore	Jan 7 2009, 05:38 PM Post #14
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may contain peanuts	Jan 7 2009, 05:56 PM Post #15
you cannot eat all candy or you will die Posts: 12,089 Group: Forum Elves Member #53 Joined: Oct 31, 2007	Pershore Jan 7 2009, 05:38 PM Is that a good World of Warcraft score? I have no idea what scale the 4600 is on. i stopped playing before they added achievements, so i have no clue
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burboy	Jan 7 2009, 06:01 PM Post #16
When things get bad, I just remember that I have 4000 posts Posts: 6,013 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #221 Joined: Feb 13, 2008	may contain peanuts Jan 7 2009, 05:35 PM i have been reading wikipedia articles on punters, because... well, i guess there is no reasonable explanation for that. but i am doing it. anyways this bit about minnesota's punter jumped out at me: Quote: Chris Kluwe has submerged himself into the ever-popular MMORPG World of Warcraft. Kluwe plays a Troll Rogue named Loate[1]. Kluwe is a very skilled player, not only is he a member of one of the top guilds on the US server Kil'Jaeden, The Flying Hellfish[2], he has also earned over 4600 achievement points[3] while juggling his professional football career along with a weekly radio show, his wife and their newborn daughter. i only know who kluwe is because of this one great play where he fumbles the snap and then kicks it to a guy on the other team. i cannot find a clip of it on youtube tho Being a punter sounds pretty chill.
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Aeldaar	Jan 8 2009, 12:44 AM Post #17
hugs Posts: 12,655 Group: Forum Elves Member #61 Joined: Nov 1, 2007	Pershore Jan 7 2009, 05:38 PM Is that a good World of Warcraft score? I have no idea what scale the 4600 is on. I was reading a world of warcraft article that that, so I also know who he is! Achievements are silly challenges that don't usually give you anything. Basically he has more than half of them that it is possible to get, which is way too much get a life you nerd.
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Vandermonde	Jan 8 2009, 12:46 AM Post #18
Trophy Wife Material Posts: 7,197 Group: Typewriter Monkeys Member #80 Joined: Nov 2, 2007	The guild tag probably tells you a lot more than that number does if you play wow seriously, and neither tells you much if you don't. They are in fact quite good.
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Aeldaar	Jan 8 2009, 12:50 AM Post #19
hugs Posts: 12,655 Group: Forum Elves Member #61 Joined: Nov 1, 2007	Vandermonde Jan 8 2009, 12:46 AM The guild tag probably tells you a lot more than that number does if you play wow seriously, and neither tells you much if you don't. They are in fact quite good. I dunno the guild but I armoried him and he sure has some purples so hey guys how about those sports
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Vandermonde	Jan 8 2009, 01:26 AM Post #20
Trophy Wife Material Posts: 7,197 Group: Typewriter Monkeys Member #80 Joined: Nov 2, 2007	Aeldaar Jan 8 2009, 12:50 AM Vandermonde Jan 8 2009, 12:46 AM The guild tag probably tells you a lot more than that number does if you play wow seriously, and neither tells you much if you don't. They are in fact quite good. I dunno the guild but I armoried him and he sure has some purples so hey guys how about those sports there are a few of them that talk a bunch on uh, you know the good wow forum. And if you've read the kael thread or sharaz or whatever, you'll see them talking about it pre-nerf.
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may contain peanuts	Jan 8 2009, 02:15 PM Post #21
you cannot eat all candy or you will die Posts: 12,089 Group: Forum Elves Member #53 Joined: Oct 31, 2007	so the way to generate posts in the sports thread is to bring up world of warcraft good to know
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Vandermonde	Jan 8 2009, 02:21 PM Post #22
Trophy Wife Material Posts: 7,197 Group: Typewriter Monkeys Member #80 Joined: Nov 2, 2007	may contain peanuts Jan 8 2009, 02:15 PM so the way to generate posts in the sports thread is to bring up world of warcraft good to know I hear Malygos has 90 rushing yards per game this season.
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burboy	Jan 8 2009, 05:47 PM Post #23
When things get bad, I just remember that I have 4000 posts Posts: 6,013 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #221 Joined: Feb 13, 2008	may contain peanuts Jan 8 2009, 02:15 PM so the way to generate posts in the sports thread is to bring up world of warcraft good to know Nobody else on this site likes ufc
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Aeldaar	Jan 9 2009, 01:23 AM Post #24
hugs Posts: 12,655 Group: Forum Elves Member #61 Joined: Nov 1, 2007	burboy Jan 8 2009, 05:47 PM Nobody else on this site likes ufc show me where I can watch it online tia
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burboy	Jan 9 2009, 02:44 AM Post #25
When things get bad, I just remember that I have 4000 posts Posts: 6,013 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #221 Joined: Feb 13, 2008	www.mmatko.com http://mixedmartialartvideos.com http://www.myvideofight.com/ There are also several sites that will stream live events when they happen.
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burboy	Jan 9 2009, 03:08 AM Post #26
When things get bad, I just remember that I have 4000 posts Posts: 6,013 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #221 Joined: Feb 13, 2008	I've been watching a lot of Shinya Aoki matches, the guy is fucking incredible. The submissions he can pull off from any position are mind blowing, it's like his legs are made out of rubber.
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xuder	Jan 9 2009, 05:18 AM Post #27
Sentient Keyboard Posts: 5,310 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #32 Joined: Oct 30, 2007	hahahaha OU still sucks



HumpyWumpy	Jan 10 2009, 03:32 AM Post #28
That's what she said! Posts: 5,400 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #57 Joined: Nov 1, 2007	XD
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burboy	Jan 10 2009, 06:40 AM Post #29
When things get bad, I just remember that I have 4000 posts Posts: 6,013 Group: Sentient Keyboards Member #221 Joined: Feb 13, 2008	Sharks came back well from their last loss, they traditionally play poorly against Edmonton, but it looks like this time they had enough fire in the belly to come out strong. Nice to see them nip what could have turned into a slump in the bud, and got their 30th win of the season too.
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may contain peanuts	Jan 11 2009, 02:32 AM Post #30
you cannot eat all candy or you will die Posts: 12,089 Group: Forum Elves Member #53 Joined: Oct 31, 2007	god what the fuck is this fuck arizona
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