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Room 101; Who, or what, would you put in it?
Topic Started: Feb 19 2009, 03:56 PM (447 Views)
FlamingFireExtinguisher
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If you've never heard of 'Room 101', it is a torture chamber in George Orwell's 1984 in which the Ministry of Love is allowed to subject a prisoner to his/her worst fears or phobias. More recently, it was a BBC television programme in which celebrities were invited to discuss their pet peeves in order to have them consigned to the chamber in the above novel.

You can put any item into Room 101 and the same thing can be mentioned twice, so what would you put in it? Discuss.[redit][/redit]
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Let's start with the IT technicians from school. For those of you who haven't read what FFE and myself have said about them, they're useless idiots who do nothing remotely worth doing most of the time.
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That they are. What is even more annoying about them is that they are self-important ninnies who think they make a lasting contribution to the school. The librarians certainly think the Sun shines out of their backsides.
THIS is the team that demolished Man United, 25/10/09 (10/25/09)

----------------------Reina---------------------------
Johnson-----Carragher------Agger-----Insua
----------Mascherano------Lucas----------------
Kuyt--------------Benayoun----------------Aurelio
--------------------Torres-----------------------

Subs: Benayoun (Skrtel), N'Gog (Torres).
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Technicians are the dumb ones, but the programmers and builders are the smart ones.

I would throw into the room (My sister LOL)... Closed-minded people who think there is only one way to live life and everyone else is damned.
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As for me, I would put Steve Wright on Radio 2 in there. He's a pompous little wart who continuously makes a fool of himself on the radio and is praised for his "wit". He talks down to every guest that comes on the show and never asks them anything meaningful. My mum once said he "wants pinning against a wall and shooting". How right she is!
THIS is the team that demolished Man United, 25/10/09 (10/25/09)

----------------------Reina---------------------------
Johnson-----Carragher------Agger-----Insua
----------Mascherano------Lucas----------------
Kuyt--------------Benayoun----------------Aurelio
--------------------Torres-----------------------

Subs: Benayoun (Skrtel), N'Gog (Torres).
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Feb 20 2009, 05:46 AM
Technicians are the dumb ones, but the programmers and builders are the smart ones.

I would throw into the room (My sister LOL)... Closed-minded people who think there is only one way to live life and everyone else is damned.
Excellent point; I just hope there's enough room in Room 101 for all the closed-minded ones!

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As for me, I would put Steve Wright on Radio 2 in there. He's a pompous little wart who continuously makes a fool of himself on the radio and is praised for his "wit". He talks down to every guest that comes on the show and never asks them anything meaningful. My mum once said he "wants pinning against a wall and shooting". How right she is!
You do like a good rant, don't you :D ?

My second pick is the so called "health-and-safety" police, who have really gone overboard in what they're trying to achieve.
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I would also throw all the RAP "artists" that swear every other word.
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Aaah, rap...the style of "music" (actually, it's just noise) that begins with a silent, unwritten 'C' :P !

I'll also have to throw in those politically correct morons who thought that the Three Little Pigs was offensive; the presence of a cross in a church would offend non-Christians; having separate toilets for males and females was sexist; et cetera, et cetera, et cetera...
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Who do you think I'd throw in? <_<
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Let me guess...your step-mother!
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Feb 20 2009, 09:54 PM
Let me guess...your step-mother!
No duh.

BTW: I love that book.
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Oh I got another one........... George W. Bush, and soon to be Barack Obama.
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I don't like Obama...
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In which case, I'd have to throw Gordon Brown into the pits of despair. I've always believed that he is entirely the wrong man to take us out of recession, as he is a spend-oholic, ignorant, perpetually-wrong "one-eyed Scottish idiot".
THIS is the team that demolished Man United, 25/10/09 (10/25/09)

----------------------Reina---------------------------
Johnson-----Carragher------Agger-----Insua
----------Mascherano------Lucas----------------
Kuyt--------------Benayoun----------------Aurelio
--------------------Torres-----------------------

Subs: Benayoun (Skrtel), N'Gog (Torres).
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Feb 21 2009, 03:30 AM
Oh I got another one........... George W. Bush, and soon to be Barack Obama.
That's the thing with these politicians...they're popular until they get into power. It's one major reason why I have no plans whatsoever to enter politics; it's just a sure-fire way to make an idiot of oneself.

I think I'll also throw David Cameron in, partly to protect him from looking more stupid than he already does, and partly to save myself from having to watch yet another of his silly PR stunts. At least he isn't too keen on obsessive political correctness, though.
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Feb 21 2009, 11:38 AM
I think I'll also throw David Cameron in, partly to protect him from looking more stupid than he already does, and partly to save myself from having to watch yet another of his silly PR stunts. At least he isn't too keen on obsessive political correctness, though.
Are you serious? Who, in British politics, would we then have to laugh at?
THIS is the team that demolished Man United, 25/10/09 (10/25/09)

----------------------Reina---------------------------
Johnson-----Carragher------Agger-----Insua
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Kuyt--------------Benayoun----------------Aurelio
--------------------Torres-----------------------

Subs: Benayoun (Skrtel), N'Gog (Torres).
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I'm sure the Conservative and Unionist Party could find someone even younger and more PR-conscious for us to laugh at!
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Oh I got another one........... George W. Bush, and soon to be Barack Obama.
That's the thing with these politicians...they're popular until they get into power. It's one major reason why I have no plans whatsoever to enter politics; it's just a sure-fire way to make an idiot of oneself.
I will admit to voting for Obama, but now he just sucks. But McCain would have also sucked in the same position.
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Let's start with the IT technicians from school. For those of you who haven't read what FFE and myself have said about them, they're useless idiots who do nothing remotely worth doing most of the time.
I.T. technicians at schools take years to getting round to the problem in hand.
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Know who else I'd put in room 101?

Paul from Pokemon.

Such a dumbass.

And Conway, too... <_<
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Pokemon in general for me (you might disagree, but I liked them for a while until they got annoying and the franchise got too out of hand).
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Pokemon in general for me (you might disagree, but I liked them for a while until they got annoying and the franchise got too out of hand).
lol. I hear ya brother.
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I would also throw in ALL trading card games.
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Lol. Me too.

I'd throw, ALL stupid little kid games. JK.
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I've never really bothered with trading card games, to be honest. I have a small number of Pokémon cards from several years ago, and I didn't even use those.

I need to think what else I can throw in. I could throw oil into it to give the world a MASSIVE problem :rofl: ! j/k
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:rofl:

Now that'd be interesting!
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Even more interesting...what about water?
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XDDD

You know who else I'd put in?!

That f***er named Bear Gyrlls or whatever... -_-
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What's he done :S ?
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Done all kinds I hate...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_vs._Wild
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