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It wasn't me; Or him...
Topic Started: Aug 13 2017, 05:34 PM (167 Views)
Omega
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We are inside the Academy. Eris is in the office, twirling their hair, scratching obscure sigils into the tabletop. They are wearing prosthetics and makeup, giving the appearance of a man in his sixties, with greying hair, poor skin and a general air of decay.

Suddenly, the intercom bursts into life, with an oddly familiar tune. The screen lights up, revealing Omega - dressed for some reason in a faintly ridiculous wig and a poorly fitting business suit with a tie almost as tall as she is.


Omega: Yo, E.
Eris: What's up O?
Omega: The people just caught me.
Eris: You let 'em catch you?
Omega: That president next door, you know? I just don't know what to do.
Eris: Just say it wasn't you.
Omega: Alright…

Eris pushes the buzzer and Omega stumbles in. Wig, tie, and the top half of a business suit, the trousers having been replaced with Spongebob’s square pants.

Omega: Alright…
People woke up and they found me on Twitter
Fighting with the Pres next door
Picture this, yeah, I got caught tweeting
Trying to start a nuclear war
How could you forget that I have no human decency?
Every time I start speaking it's a minor catastrophe…

Eris shrugs.

Eris: How can you grant the people access to your Twitter?
One misplaced covfefe and then we're all thrown in the shitter
Any small mistake your enemies are gonna titter
Better give it up before you get even more bitter
To a be a true tyrant, gotta know how to rule
Beat down your foes like a government mule
Stop trans folks from taking pisses at school
They can call you a fascist but you're nobody's fool.

Omega: Conspiracies about Obama -
Eris: It wasn't me
Omega: Mock a dead soldier’s father -
Eris: It wasn't me
Omega: Then a disabled reporter -
Eris: It wasn't me
Omega: I am the alt-right Fuhrer!
Eris: It wasn't me
Omega: Spreading fear and disorder -
Eris: It wasn't me
Omega: Build a wall on the border -
Eris: It wasn't me
Omega: Extra-judicial murder -
Eris: It wasn't me
Omega: I’ll start a war with Australia….

The music fades, the scene disappears. Replaced by darkness, dim, the odd object visible in the gloom, the sound of something faintly audible. Omega pulls herself upright, cocks an ear, bounces out of bed and makes her way away. As she leaves, the sound comes clear, for only a moment.

Elijah is screaming.
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I am not so serious, this passion is a plagiarism
I might join your century, but only on a rare occasion
I was taken out before the labour pains set in
Now behold the world's worst accident:
I AM THE GIRL ANACHRONISM!


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Miss O got there first :P
Edited by Omega, Mar 20 2018, 07:28 AM.
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I am not so serious, this passion is a plagiarism
I might join your century, but only on a rare occasion
I was taken out before the labour pains set in
Now behold the world's worst accident:
I AM THE GIRL ANACHRONISM!


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Those dastardly celebrities always stealing Miss O's ideas :'(
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A CWF Triple Crown Champion -- Former Paramount, World Heavyweight (2x) and Academy Championships
A Two-Time "CWF's Superstar of the Month" -- October 2017, November 2017
2017 Co-Superstar of the Year


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